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Top 10 Craziest Glenn Beck Quotes

Wednesday October 28, 2009
Glenn Beck's Straitjacket Question: Is there a more insane, delusional, and paranoid whack job in America than FOX News Channel's Glenn Beck?

Read this compilation of Beckisms and judge for yourself.

1. "This president I think has exposed himself over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture....I'm not saying he doesn't like white people, I'm saying he has a problem. This guy is, I believe, a racist." -on President Obama, sparking an advertiser exodus from his FOX News show

2. "I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it. ... No, I think I could. I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out. Is this wrong?" -musing about what he would do for $50 million

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Comments

October 31, 2009 at 8:43 pm
(1) Flowergirl says:

by the time you libs find out Glenn is right it will be too late for those of us who love this country….I can hear your whining now. If Glenn is so wrong, call him on it. He asks for corrections all the time but no one does…could it be he’s right? I hop you morons are happy with what you have helped create.

November 3, 2009 at 8:48 pm
(2) Ashley says:

Insane? Delusional? Whack Job? Wow, whoever wrote that obviously is a loser considering ever single comment Beck has ever made has been true. From the mouth of Liberals I see?

November 15, 2009 at 1:09 am
(3) HOTRODMAN says:

Yup, Barack is fighting for you. Who are you kidding??? Your news outlet obviously recieves Government funding of some kind. Typical Peice of Trash you are that puts your Salary ahead of the better of the country. Anyone reading this knows you’re LAME. You wish you could be as smart as Glenn Beck.

November 17, 2009 at 11:06 am
(4) Anonymous says:

it may be one thing to be patriotic and conservative….but can’t that party pick someone that comes off a little better than Glen Beck? his messages are so bizarre that a middle of the road person can’t be like “hey, I agree with that”….

November 28, 2009 at 4:16 am
(5) Matthew says:

Actually… he doesn’t even claim that what he said is true. When confronted about many of the lies he has spread on FOX News, he simply stated “I am an entertainer, not a journalist”. That way he doesn’t have to be responsible for his statements, unlike a journalist. At least THAT comment WAS true.

December 15, 2009 at 4:34 pm
(6) smitty says:

Why do Glenn Beck and his sheep believe that people who don’t follow him, don’t love their country?
Remember, The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. Oh and Glenn Beck :)

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