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Jokes About Sarah Palin's Book

By , About.com Guide   November 16, 2009

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Sarah Pailn Going Rogue As Sarah Palin returns to the national limelight to pimp her book, no one is happier than the late-night comedians, who are once again taking aim at their favorite political punching bag:

"Sarah Palin's book is big, 400 pages. She wrote the book herself and agonized over every word, and so will you." --David Letterman

"Former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, is promoting her new book and she's going to appear on the Oprah Winfrey Show. Sarah and Oprah. On the one hand, a very powerful woman qualified to be President of the United States, and on the other hand, you have Sarah." --David Letterman

"But if you think about it, Sarah Palin and Oprah Winfrey have a lot in common. They both helped get Obama elected." --David Letterman

"Finally, excerpts from Sarah Palin's new book are starting to leak out to the internet. There's some really shocking stuff in there, complete sentences, proper grammar, really shocking stuff." -Jimmy Fallon

"Sarah Palin's new autobiography doesn't come out until November, but it is already No. 1 on Amazon. And if you go to the website, it says, 'People who bought this book also bought no other books in their entire life.'" --Jimmy Fallon

"This week Sarah Palin's memoir became a bestseller. It's not even out yet. It's being translated in English." --Bill Maher

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Comments

November 16, 2009 at 5:06 pm
(1) Brian :

Palin satire:

Sarah Palin “Rogue” book revelation: Mark Sanford fantasy: http://thediscust.com/?p=1620

November 16, 2009 at 5:24 pm
(2) Doug :

Sarah Palin is the comedic gift that keeps on giving.

November 17, 2009 at 8:04 am
(3) David Dirtymanface :

A bully’s joke is all made-up and not funny at all.

November 17, 2009 at 2:43 pm
(4) Mountainmurf :

Wow! Dan Kurtzman is quite a guy. He is like the typical Olberman clones, loves to pile on. In football, that’s a 15 yard penalty. Why don’t you get creative and find something original to write about, like…let’s attack Barack HUSSEIN Obama. Isn’t it funny that the Dems were so outraged when HUSSEIN was emphasized by a guy named Cunningham. Good thing the Dems control the media!

November 19, 2009 at 1:20 am
(5) Straight Man :

Well, I am surprised that there are folks with so little senses of humor and such thick political lenses that they can’t see the humor in the Palin jokes.

They probably bought her book and haven’t finished coloring it yet.

November 22, 2009 at 11:20 am
(6) Paul Baines :

Palin maybe verging on subnormal intelligence, but at least the USA had a chance to elect their president . We in the UK have waited years for our election, since Blair left we have had to put up with the unelected bumbling idiot that is Prime Minister Gordon Brown.

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