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White House Party Crashers

By December 2, 2009

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White House Party Crasher Meets Obama

The late-night comedians target the publicity-seeking couple who crashed last week's White House state dinner:

"The Washington Post suggested today that this party-crashing couple may have a long history of deceiving people. Well, no wonder they fit in at the White House." -Jay Leno

"The Secret Service is in a lot of hot water after what happened. But I think give the Secret Service a break. When the Secret Service heard there was a crazy couple in White House, they just assumed it was the Bidens." -Craig Ferguson

"But I mean honestly, you can't blame the Salahis for going where they're not invited. I mean, isn't that our foreign policy?" -David Letterman

Cartoon: Crashing Obama's Party "During an interview Tuesday on the 'Today' show, Michaele and Tareq Salahi, the couple who crashed the Obama administration's first state dinner, said the ensuing media firestorm has destroyed everything we worked for, but then they remembered they have never worked for anything." -Seth Meyers

"The Salahis -- now these are the people that crashed the state dinner at the White House for the prime minister of India. It looks like they're going to be subpoenaed now by the House Homeland Security committee, and I'm thinking why bother? They'd probably show up anyway." -David Letterman

"According to The New York Times, the Secret Service agents responsible for letting those party crashers sneak into the White House have now been placed on leave. And today, the party crashers felt so bad for them, they called and said, 'Listen, we know how you can get back in.'" -Jay Leno

"Since 1980, there have been 91 breaches of security at the White House. Well, 92 if you count George Bush." -David Letterman

Read more late-night jokes, plus watch SNL's spoof and Jon Stewart's take on the White House party crashers.

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December 4, 2009 at 9:08 am
(1) Keith says:

That has to be the best photo I have seen related to this whole debacle. I almost fell out of my chair laughing!

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