10. "At 12:05 AM, that's not 'The Tonight Show,' that's 'The Tomorrow Show'! -David Letterman
9. "NBC said the show performed exactly as they expected it would and then canceled us. Don't confuse this when we were on at late night and performed better than expected and they canceled us. That was totally different." -Jay Leno
8. "My name is Conan O'Brien, and I may soon be available for children's parties." -Conan O'Brien
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