A roundup of the best late-night jokes about Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston, who broke the news to US Weekly that they're getting married (before telling Bristol's mom):
10."Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston announced they are engaged to be married. But here's the interesting part. They're not having sex until after they are married, that's what they said. So let me get this straight: They had sex, she had a baby, now they're engaged and celibate. Isn't that backwards? It's like they're sexually dyslexic." —Jay Leno
9."This week Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston revealed exclusively to US Weekly that they are getting married. Sarah Palin allegedly is not happy about this because she feels they barely know each other and they are making a big commitment. You know, kind of like when John McCain picked her for vice president." —Jay Leno
8."I understand it's not going to be a traditional wedding. Rumor is that Bristol asked Levi — this is real — to wear his camouflage hunting vest. Which would be the closest he's ever come to wearing protection of any kind." —Jay Leno
7. "Actually, Bristol said the one thing she missed most about Levi — his Johnston." —Jay Leno
6. "Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have broken up. That's right. And apparently it was not that big a surprise. Even the Russians saw it coming." —David Letterman
5. "Last week, Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol, gave birth to a boy named Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston. Apparently, they're hoping he will grow up to be a law firm." —Seth Meyers
4. "It's true, John McCain's running mate, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, has revealed that her 17-year-old daughter is pregnant. Palin said, 'We should never have introduced her to John Edwards.'" —Conan O'Brien
3. "Apparently Bristol and Levi broke up. Bristol said she wants her baby raised free of ignorance and backwoods superstition. But you can't stop Mom from visiting." —Bill Maher
2. "Some sad news. Bristol Palin, Sarah Palin's daughter, has broken up with babydaddy Levi Johnston. I was stunned when I heard. I mean, really, if two kids without a decent education and no jobs and a baby can't make it, what hope is there for the rest of us?" —Jay Leno
1. "In an interview with Fox News, Gov. Sarah Palin's daughter, 18-year-old Bristol Palin, said, 'A year ago, I never would have thought I would become a mom or that my mom was going to be chosen to be a vice presidential candidate.' Oddly enough, both things happened because some guy failed to take the proper precautions." —Jay Leno
See Also:
• Is a Reality Show Next for Bristol and Levi?
• Letterman Apologizes to Palin for Joke About Daughter
• William Shatner Recites Levi Johnston's Tweets
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