After being forced to watch a bunch of "morans" parade around with ridiculous signs at their tea parties, sane Americans will soon have a chance to strike back during the upcoming Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert rallies.
There are sure to be some clever satirical signs on display at both the "Rally to Restore Sanity" and the "March to Keep Fear Alive." When Stewart announced his rally, he offered some signs suggestions of his own:
"I Disagree With You, But I'm Pretty Sure You're Not Hitler"
"9/11 Was An Outside Job"
"I'm Not Afraid of Muslims, Tea Partiers, Socialists, Immigrants, Gun Owners or Gays, But I am Kind of Scared of Spiders."
Since then, fans have been busy generating their own ideas. Here are some of the best we've seen on Daily Kos, Huffington Post, Reddit, and other Internet forums:
"We're Taking Our Teabagging Back"
"I Spell-Check My Political Rage"
"Sanity, Not Hannity"
"I Support Reasonable Conclusions Based On Supported Facts!"
"I Masturbate and I Vote!"
"O'Donnell Doesn't Like Happy Endings"
"Levi Is Not My Daddy" (suggested sign for kids)
"Left My White Sheet On The Bed Where It Belongs!"
"Forget Mama Grizzly! Where Are The Cougars?"
"Paved Roads Are Socialism"
"My Wife Thinks I Am Hiking The Appalachian Trail"
"If You Can Read This, You're Obviously Not Home-Schooled"
"Yes We Did - And It Drove You Batsh*t Crazy!"
"Protest Signs Are An Ineffectual Means Of Communicating My Nuanced Views On A Variety Of Issues That Cannot Be Reduced To A Simple Pithy Slogan"
For Colbert's rally, the challenge will be to out-crazy the far right. Here are some of the best slogans fans have come up with so far over at Colbert Nation, Reddit, Metafilter, and other forums:
"The Only Thing We Have Is Fear"
"I'm With Stupid (with an arrow pointing at yourself)"
"Jon Stewart Doesn't Care About Crazy People!"
"You've Got Nothing To Fear But The Dangers Lurking Behind You"
"Don't Trust the Amish!"
"Scaring Is Caring"
"Stop Continental Drift!
"Down With This Sort of Thing"
"Affordable Health Care Is Exactly The Same Thing As Stalinism"
"Albinos Go Home"
"Color Coded Threat Levels Were Good For Me"
"What Ever Happened to Civility, You Stupid A$$holes?"
"Team Fear (And So Can You!)"
"Plate Tectonics Is Only A Theory!"
"I Don't Hate Obama Because He's Black. Actually I Forget Why. He Is Black Though I Am Angry And Scared"
"I Have A Dream Where Immigrants Are Coming To Steal My Goldline Antique Coins"
"I Would Write A Message Here - But I'm Afraid Someone Might Read It"
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