Since most of the late-night shows were in reruns this week, you can get your joke fix by reading our selection of the best jokes from recent months by Letterman, Leno, Stewart, Colbert, Maher, Fallon, Ferguson, Kimmel, and Meyers.
A few gems:
"Christine O'Donnell released a commercial in which she says, 'I'm not a witch.' That's pretty good, though not as effective as her opponent's slogan, 'I'm not Christine O'Donnell.'" —Jimmy Fallon"I do miss George Bush. Compared to these teabaggers and the people who are pandering to them, he looks like a professor." —Bill Maher
"Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late." —David Letterman
"Delaware Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell said recently that Hollywood needs to re-evaluate what they're doing because movies these days are all filled with gay sex and extramarital affairs. And I thought, 'Have fun in Congress then.'" —Craig Ferguson
"What is it with conservatives? Seriously, I'm not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they're anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working for them. If they're anti-gay, they turn out to be gay. If they're super Christian, they're a witch." —Bill Maher
Read more of the year's best late-night jokes...
See Also:
• Best Jokes Mocking Right-Wingers
• Best Jokes Mocking Left-Wingers
• Best 2010 Election Jokes
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