Are you a New Left Hipster? An Anti-Government Gunslinger? Find out where you shine on the political spectrum with these short political quizzes.
The Liberal Identity Quiz and the Conservative Identity Quiz will gauge everything from your taste in bumper stickers, books, and music to what you would do if you could issue your own executive orders.
Share your results, and find out where your friends stand. Is your girlfriend a bigger PETA tree-hugger than you knew? Does your husband secretly caucus for Sarah Palin? These handy quizzes will help you find out.
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Fun quiz. This was my result:
You are an Eco-Avenger, also known as an environmentalist or tree hugger. You believe in saving the planet from the clutches of air-fouling, oil-drilling, earth-raping conservative fossil fools.
Here’s how I scored
My Liberal Identity
You are a New Left Hipster, also known as a MoveOn.org liberal, a Netroots activist, or a Daily Show fanatic. You believe that if we really want to defend American values, conservative hatriots must be exposed and mocked for every fanatical, puritanical, paranoid, fact-allergic, reality-challenged, obstructionist ideal for which they stand.
Can’t argue with that!
You are a Peace Patroller, also known as an anti-war liberal or neo-hippie. You believe in putting an end to American imperial conquest, stopping wars that have already been lost, and supporting our troops by bringing them home.
Sounds about right, yeah.
Took the conservative quiz
You are an Anti-government Gunslinger, also known as a libertarian conservative or Tea Partier. You believe in smaller government, states’ rights, gun rights, and that, as Reagan once said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’”
Right on!
Took the Liberal quiz
Result: Working Class Warrior
Working Class Warrior
You are a Working Class Warrior, also known as a blue-collar Democrat. You believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, and you’re not going to take it anymore.
I took both quizzes, just for fun:
Liberal:
You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.
Conservative:
You are a Freedom Crusader, also known as a neoconservative. You believe in taking the fight directly to the enemy, whether it’s terrorists abroad or the liberal terrorist appeasers at home who give them aid and comfort.
Liberal Quiz:
Result: Reality-based Intellectualist
You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.
Yep.
I consider myself a liberal, but took both quizzes anyway.
Liberal;
You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.
Conservative;
You are a Values Guardian, also known as a cultural conservative. You believe in protecting the American way of life and fighting a culture war against liberal moonbats and the lapdogs in the lamestream media who are out to destroy decent, moral Americans like Sarah Palin for daring to defend traditional values.
I am anti-gay, but I don’t consider outlets like MNSBC and NY Times lamestream; nah, that’s anything Rupert Murdoch has touched.
You are an Anti-government Gunslinger, also known as a libertarian conservative or Tea Partier. You believe in smaller government, states’ rights, gun rights, and that, as Reagan once said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’”
Man, does THAT ever hit the nail on the head.
Funny quiz. Another New Left Hipster here.
Social Justice Crusader. Spot on!
My Liberal Identity You are a Working Class Warrior, also known as a blue-collar Democrat. You believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, and you’re not going to take it anymore. Take the quiz at About.com Political Humor
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My Liberal Identity You are a Working Class Warrior, also known as a blue-collar Democrat. You believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, and you’re not going to take it anymore.
Somewhere between this, Social Rights Crusader, and Reality-Based Intellectualist is right where I am. And, I identify as Libertarian. Just saying.
I’m a Reality-based Intellectualist-
Damn right.
I got Free Market Champion…just what we need
“You are a Free Marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists.”
I mean come on… you keep punishing good choices and rewarding bad ones and soon those generating the wealth will stop altogether–where will you get the money then?
My conservative answer:
You are a Flag-Waving Everyman, also known as a patriot. You believe in championing liberty over tyranny, apple pie over sushi, and that God gave us a two-day weekend so we could enjoy football and NASCAR.
My liberal answer:
You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.
Exactly why I’m a moderate, leaning more towards democrat