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The late-night comedians are having a field day with the death of Osama bin Laden. Here's a roundup of some of the best bin Laden jokes:
"The news of bin Laden's death interrupted this week's episode of 'Celebrity Apprentice.' Which begs the question, how do we kill bin Laden again next Sunday?" —Conan O'Brien
"The Republicans are so happy about bin Laden they've granted President Obama full citizenship." —David Letterman
"Osama bin Laden's death has been in the news all day. Leftish stations are going, 'President Obama saves the world.' Stations on the right are going, 'Obama kills fellow Muslim.'" —Craig Ferguson
"Apparently, members of Al Qaeda are online slamming the U.S. I don't understand why the terrorists are so mad about Osama bin Laden's death. Everybody in Al Qaeda just got a promotion." —Craig Ferguson
"How about those Navy Seals. We're getting our money's worth there. They broke into Osama bin Laden's compound with 12-foot walls topped by barbed wire, and fired a warning shot into his head." —David Letterman
"Last night the Dalai Lama implied that the killing of Osama bin Laden was justified. I think his exact quote was, "I love all living things, but that guy was a dick." —Conan O'Brien
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Comments
Patented, heard it here first!
I bet Bin Laden’s wife wishes she had Obamacare instead of Blue Shield.
Elton John is singing his new release single at the funeral
” Sandle in the Bin “
Bin Laden was an easy target for Marines, When someone shouted ‘get down’… he started dancing.
I have a new favorite drink: the bin laden. It’s 2 shots followed by a splash of water. Tastes like victory.
suiside bommer: hey osama thought u said there will b virgins
When I first heard of the death, I thought !!! Who said you cant take the bin out on bank holiday, Huh !!!
BREAKING NEWS!!! all mini markets,convinet stores are closed because of death in family…
shut up hes a good person helping the muslims wat about thiz jokes theyre so lame
@a true muslim- WTF how is he helping? hes blowing people up you tool thats not helping….maybe your a suicide bomber. its good that the guy is dead. BTW i feel like a bin laden now. 2 shots followed by a splash of water
Just when you thought things could not get worse for Osama. You know those 72 virgins he was expecting? Turns out it’s just one 72-year-old virgin.
My joke:
1: You know who died?
2: Bin Laden?
1: Yeah, he was a fun dad…
V.2
1: OSAMA MY FATHER!
If Bin Laden had of spent more time playing COD he would of realized camping can only last for so long…
A good muslim :O are u for real maybe you should re educate on the whole religion front, Terrorist are so brainwashed its pathetic, no religion or god wants you to kill people
You muslem person… Your a freak its about time the sucker died and im aussie
Guess what bin laden last facebook status was
Be right back someone at the door
knock knock Tap Tap your dead, will you’ll be next Mr Terrorist. Sleep with one eye open, we are coming to get you all, one at a time! Our boys don’t hide behind women and children. we will get you in the night.
in the wake of bin ladens death muslims have gone on the rampage in bradford, birmingham, leicester and london killing any one who is english. police fear the death toll could be as hight as 2….
osama bin laden is not dead but funny jokezz lad
BIN LADEN IS WELL DED THEY SHUD BRING A RIDE OUT CALLED THE TURBINATOR
haha turbinator lol bin laden is dead it was me and jakk who killed him and who would be a muslim. bin laden is so think the bullet is in his head
to “a true muslim” who posted earlier
FACT: More Muslims have been killed by Al-Qaeda than by the Western forces. Just as Saddam Killed 1+million of his own people they will do the same.
Don’t fool yourself Al-Qaeda isn’t fighting for Muslims, just their own extremist cause, which is a very twisted excuse for the Koran.
osama got the record for playing the worlds longest game of hide and seek ….
and
the princess married her prince and the bad guy got caught …. its a disney movie all over again
when you go to a bar ask for a bin laden if the bartender says whats that, then say two shots and a splash of water
Osama’s dead I’m Happy to say,
They shot him once in the head today,
While 64 virgins He’s not likely to get,
Several little fishes might be chewing on his Dick,
Q: What do Cate Middleton and Bin Laden have in common?
A: Last Sunday they both got their back doors smashed in and then copped a shot to the face by a bloke in the Navy!
Aussie Naz…. I LOVE IT!!!!
In the wake of Bin Laden’s death Muslims have gone on the rampage in West Ham (England) killing anyone who’s English. Police fear the death toll could be as high as 2
Obama’s Dead the Music Video Click the link!
Isnt It Amazing What Americans Can Do When Psn Is Down
Coming soon to a theatre near you! Barack Obama is: “The Turbanator” —”You’ve been Whacked!”. “Hasta la Vista, Bin-y!”.
Remember Osama’s follower Faisal Shahzad the Times Square Bomber aka F*** S*** bomber? Guess what city he came from in Pakistan? Peshawar aka P***awar
Good news. oBama killed oSama.
Osama Seal-ed at bottom of sea!!
Abbottabad turned out to be A-BADDDD place for Osama to hide
Osama’s death is Obama’s political birth
On Friday, Obama displayed his own birth certificate and on Sunday Osama’s death certificate
I never knew they took bins out on bank holiday Monday!
“Osama bin-Laden” coming soon to a shore near you!
Wow haha. Did any of you see this HILARIOUS new parody of the death on “OBAMA AUTOTUNE TECHNO SONG – I KILLED OSAMA TONIGHT!” ?? Check it out
osamma bin laden has one things to say it wasnt a 72 year old virgin it was a 72 year old mangina
Bin Laden decided he did’nt need a shower that morning. he figured he would just wash up on the beach later.
did the americans actually manage to kill the person intended for once .
Bin Laden was buried at sea because… deep down… he’s a nice person!!!
This morning when i heard the most hated man in the world was dead i couldnt help but think whod be the next man u manager
Since Bin Laden death feds in Alice Springs have arrested 4 more terriost suspects
Bin Blugging
Bin Thieving
Bin Boozing
Bin Dealing
There appears to be no signs of Been Working these leads were aided by cousin Bin Lagging
Bin Laden’s first mistake was taking on the United States.
His second was installing the Facebook Places app.
And his third was trying to escape disguised as a British soldier.
Osama Bin Laden – coming soon to a beach near you!
what was bin-Ladens last thought knowing he was about to be taken out by the yanks?
oh what a bummer
The Sand people are easily startled, but they’ll return and in greater numbers.
a man you never see ,covered in red ,big white beard,hmm
theyve shot santa!!!!!!
when asked by the local seaworld if he could look after some of their animals, bin larden replied – I need a house full of seals like a hole in the head
Here’s a good joke, Bin laden was killed in a pakistan compound and not already dead before hand,, The world biggest terror threat and there is no photo and multiple storys of what actually happened. All this from the world terror leader – last known address as somewhere in a cave. Was it not time to kill off the bogeyman as an exit strategy from the endless wars and persue the fight somewhere else america? You guys are skint anyway and cant afford a iraq or afgan war.
bin laden drives a car two doors along from me hes not dead, untill my hamster eats him !
Osama’s last facebook status – ” brb…some1 at the door”… haha!
“Bartender, I’ll have a Bin Laden”oo
“What’s that?”
“Two shots and a splash of water.”
10 years, millions of bullets, five hundred thousand rockets, ten thousand cruise missiles, a billion tons of bombs, thousands dead, invasions, tanks, helicopters & military satellites, stealth bombers, fighter jets, the SAS, SBS, CIA, FBI, MI5, MI6, Navy Seals, trillions of $ / £ and they finally found him where?
……………………………………………………………………………………………….in his f**king house!!
I Bet Bin Laden Regrets Putting His Real Address Into The Playstation Network!!
You know what! You lot are just a bunch of racist people. Bin Laden didn’t just kill american people. He has killed more muslims than anybody else, and why don’t you just let him rest in peace now? What’s happened has happened. Not like we can go back and change anything. He’s still a human being. But just because he’s a muslim nasty things will be said about him by people like you! Muslims get the blame for a lot of things they don’t even do! Every muslim is being called a terrorist by people like you. is that fair on the people who are innocent NO.
R.I.P BIN LADEN !!!!!!
As he was buried at the sea. I wonder who’s going to get the blame for the next Tsunami …
ossama bin laden comming soon to a beach near u
How do you make the new Osama Drink?
easy, just two shots and a splash of water….. ;0)
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! BIN LADEN YOU CU*T. I PERSONALLY WOULD HAVE BURNT THE BAST*RD ALIVE I TRANSMITTED HIS SCREECHES AROUND THE WORLD!!!
IN THE EYE, YESSSSSSSSS!! xxx
I love the fact osama is dead and got murdered in such an epic fashion. Im not a racist, i just have no time for muslims…
I felt really sorry for all those kids Bin Liner left behind.
I `fostered ` a Muslim kid – hit him on the back of the head with all four cans.
Asama binladen isnt dead he just sold me a slurpee at 7 eleven
HEhee
Im not a racist person and anyone who condones this type of behaviour from anyone is sick im glad he is dead …
Anyone as sick as him deserves to die !!
Horrible evil astard, i would have burnt the man alive personaly!
People are not beeing racist because he is muslim,people are just dissgusted with his behaviour!
People would feel the same no matter what nationality he would have been!
So for you who thinks he should rest in peace i personaly tnk you are wrong to put somthing so stupid online!
Out of the whole world i’m gland they took only the one bin out on a bank holiday!! They can leave my bin here forever if they keep taking terrorists out!!
jokes are not racist u idiots! an not everyone thinks all Muslims are terrorists! how dumb do you have to be to actually believe that! one man does NOT speak for an entire religon… and if u think that because of this one dick head that has changed every persons view on said Muslims then your the ones who are racist!
i am totally glad the rag head was shot with or with out a wapon he has murdered people innocent people and deserved to die like a sand rabbit on the dunes maybe now all the silly stupid terroists will get the message that us( england) the usa and every other country involved WILL NOT BOW DOWN TO FANATICS OF A STUPID REGIME they all should be shot on site
Osama Story Is A Lie. Obama and the Bush Administration got the whole world f*#ked, believing lies. Osama didnt commit 911, and neither was killed. Where’s the proof? 911 was a planned plot to destroy Iraq and Afghanistan, the towers was demolished to the ground no planes could do that, same as pentagon the hole was too small for a plane to even fit it, and now they say they killed Osama? Haha, how convenient that they knew exactly where to find him, and why toss him in the sea without taking him to U.S.A and torture him for leads of taking the entire Al Qaeda out? Think of it…
DNA of bin laden has come back with a reading of 24% cocoa, 57% coconut, 15% sugar and 4% milk. Experts say this probably due to the bounty on his head.
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He’s only been dead a few days and hollywood are already gonna make a movie about Osama. In it they’re gonna kill him resurrect him kill him resurrect him kill him resurrect him kill him resurrect him…….Its called “recycling bim”
Al Qaeda have just heard from Bin Liner from the other side – he is pissed off – the Koran got it wrong about the 72 virgins – It turned out to be one 72 year old virgin.
hahaha, some of those jokes are hilarious! and the people saying he isn’t dead are lying and the people who are calling everybody ‘racist’ are pathetic. if he was english the muslims wouldn’t hesitate to be racist against us. no matter what religion he is, hes a filthy scumbag who killed innocent people!
bin ladain did not get caught wen the 9-11 happened but when he took down playstation network he went too far ..
bin ladain died while watching the arsneal match running outside shouthing comon you gunners
the best hide and seeker reward is been awarded now, in 3rd place Anne frank
2nd place bin laden
and in 1st place Madaline McCan and still holding the championship!
“rip” for bin laden? He’s burning in hell now and the lake of fire Is next for him!!
the new us president is awsome
done what no one else could do
Its pretty hilarious that they not only stormed his compound and killed all his guards but instead of blowing him away with a grenade in a house they pinned him down and shot him in the side of the head so they could still use facial recognition software. HA TAKE THAT YOU F*CK
AMERICA RULES
ITS AMERICAS FAULT THAT 9/11 HAPPEND IS BECUZ THE FREKIN GOVERMENT SENT TROOPS TO WATEVER OSAMA IS HOLY LAND SO THEY GOT PISSED
“gibson says: :
the best hide and seeker reward is been awarded now, in 3rd place Anne frank
2nd place bin laden
and in 1st place Madaline McCan and still holding the championship!”
Maddie’s been disqualified – she had help from her parents.
NOW THAT OSAMA HAS BEEN FOUND THEYVE HANDED MADELEINE McCANN THE NEW WORLD RECORD FOR HIDE+SEEK!
BIH (burn in hell) bin laden
jokes aside i’m glad his dead
so he can’t brainwash or kill anyone else
stop about madline mckan u sick freaks would u be saying that is she was urs
All Muslims are terrorists, or terrorist supporters.
Actions speak louder than words, and the actions of muslims speak VERY loudly. If you don’t like being called a terrorist…do something about your image instead of blubbering.
then i suppose that makes our president a terrorist as well? -.-” . and we only know what the government allows us to know. we know nothing personally of Bin Laden and i think its rude that people are glad that someone is dead that they know nothing about. i believe its our own governments fault for everything thats going on.. just wait til they start putting these chips in peoples hand. im sure we’ll see our nations true colors then
i alsways get a hard on whenever i watch the 9-11 footage
R.I.P rest in piss
My wife went into a Pub last night and requested a Bin Laden drink. Two shots and it went to her head.
to all those who think these comments r rascist thats just too right silly and have a big chip on there shoulders …. as muslims were killed by the man in question also and if he was a muslim i would of like to see his copy of the quoran im not muslim myself but i know a few and they r so not like him racist is where u get people like OBL that think they can change the quoran for there likeings and burn poppies on remembrance day now thats wot i call racist …. and for people to stand in the UK with placards sayin get out of our country well if u got out of ours then maybe we will get out of urs and stop sponging of the state to make them cards up im glad he is gone not that i believe it really but just in hope
Osama bin laden was promised the 72 virgins …he didn’t get that instead he got 72 sturgons picking at him after he was dumped ….XD!!!!
What will happen Obama realises that Bin Laden made 7 horcruxes?
An autopsy conducted after Osama’s death has found that the terrorist had a dirty bomb consealed in his ass! Mr Bin Laden last words to US soldiers were ‘pull my finger.’ a sophisticated triggering device in the finger was designed to cause the release of deadly gas!
Osama needs a house full of SEALS like he needs another hole in the head.
Oasma needs a house full of SEALS like he need another hole in the head.
obama- suck it al-qaeda, we just emptied the bin
sony just announced it’s latest game, “call of duty – Geronimo EKIA”
Forgot to add the punchline to my joke (#85)…
Pfffffft !!!
Hahahahhaahahahaaaha hehehe
Q:What has more brains than Osama bin laden?
A:the wall behind him
It’s amazing what the Americans can do when the PSN is down!!
Spongebob square pants has a new freind now
It’s amazing what can be accomplished when the playstation network is down for a few days.
Bin laden gets to the after & here comes Thomas Jefferson
& punched him in the face & broke his nose. a minute
later James Madison comes out & knocks out 1/2
his teeth with a crow bar.then comes George Washington & bust his knees caps with a baseball ball bat. osama says”ala! what is the meaning of this!where is my 72 virgins as promised?” ala says”I SAID 72 VIRGINIANS STUPID!”
they havent released photos of Bin Ladens body. the only thing we know about the condition is that he had haddandruff. evidence of this surfaced when his Head and Shoulders washed up on the beach.
what was the last thing that went through Osama’s mind when he saw the Navy SEALS in his bedroom?….a bullet
Osama bin laden is dead…there goes the world’s best hide and seek player
what has more brains then osama bin laden? the wall behind him
Bin Ladens wife just updated her facebook pase to “Single”
Osama is dead whos next
OSAMA is DEAD who is next
10 years ,many people get killed, so much money.To just shoot the man in the face. Thats America.
osama bin laden died last sunday, hide and seek champion 2002-2011
sadam:dead osama:dead bieber:pending
ossama jihad it comming!
Bin Laden is dead ao the world is probably not much safer but most of these jokes are not funny. So leave him alone
osama bin larden is the best at hide and seek ….. but why the hell his he decide to play PEEK A BOO
R.I.P.
ROT IN PURGATORY BIN LADEN!!
im glad the last thing osama seen in this world was a us soldier..
From 1 to bin laden, how good do u think I am at hid N seek
You know the real reason the Osama bin Laden photos have not been released? They’re still trying to get rid of the red-eye.
A middle-eastern man was selling Osama Commemorative Kababs:
The kabab had holes seeping with cachup all wrapped up in white cloth & served weighted down in a dish of sea water.
The vendor told me the meat was always less than a day old but it smelt like christmas ham left out for easter. YUK!
Even a street dog wouldnt even eat it out of the ‘bin liner’. Instead the dog imbrovised by lifting up his leg before running off like it was a roadside bomb!
osama rules
Coincidentally, an anagram of Osama Bin Laden is “Lob da man in sea.”
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We all knew that Osama was evil, but The Sun have revealed the true extent of his wickedness: “Children would kick balls over Osama Bin Laden’s wall and never get them back.”
hey i got a joke “did u know osama’s eyes were blue” becuz one blew one way and the other blew the other.
I`m very upset , a few days ago it said on the news Osama was killed by baby seals . I donated money to stop people clubbing them to death . What a waste, they`re obviously quite capable of looking after themselves !!! Animal charities my arse.
you kow wat Osamas last facebook comment was???
Answer: BRB someones at the door.
Wat was the last thing that went through Osama’s head???
Answer: A BULLET!
It’s lights out for the hide & seek champion!! =)
Now we can all piss in the sea and not feel guilty about it
Did you know bin Ladin has a gay brother? Yep, his name is Salami bin Hidin!
HaHaHahehehe DJTom
What is more embarrising to the terrorists is that the mystery is now solved why the autopsy found Osama’s dirty bomb (hidden in his ass) was donut shaped…
Mr bin ladin was closer to his gay brother’s Salami than first thought!
Hiding his filthy salami inside Osama’s dirty bomb making factory.
>News Flash<
OMG!
Osama incest scandle: hold the front page on Terrorist Weekly magazine !
Clinton couldnt do it
Bush couldnt do it
But obama could.
Moral of the story
If you want someone killed, hire a black man.
where did bin laden keep his cds?
in a rack:L
What has more brains than Bin Laden?
The wall behind him.
Osama’s computer porn collection found:
Muslim women keep your bee-keeper outfits on for Islam except in Mr Bin Laden’s dirty little terrorist pc !!
Hmmmm?
Wait… it’s all ok because he only had porn involving goats !!
The Teleban have come out in defence of Osama’s porn collection.
They claim that all the goats involved in sex acts wore Burgrs. :§
*Spongebob Tune*
OBAMA: WHO LIVES IN A COFFIN UNDER THE SEA?
AMERICAN KIDS: O-SAMA-BIN-LADEN!!
How many Bin Ladens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, we shot him in the face!
Bin Laden IS D3AD BUT THE WORLD IS NOT SAVED DUE TO THE FACT THAT HE WILL HAVE AN “APPRENTICE” and so willl his and his again what needs to be done is all of them taken out
im glad OBL is dead and gone!
i am a Muslim-American-Paki. he and his fellow terrorists created Islamophobia through out the world i really hate him for all the blood hes spilled around the world in the name of Allah. clearly, one of the biggest idiot in history.
” The main image is of Ronald weasley. Ronald is the main dominant image in the middle third of the poster the place in which the eye looks first. When our eyes are drawn to Ron we see him looking scared, frantic and afraid. Another pointer that makes us feel as if he is afraid is the positioning of his head; he’s looking over his left shoulder in a manner that makes the viewer feel as if he is scared. We are then g8iven the impression that this is a fantasy film, by the iconography used. This piece of iconography being the wand in Rons left hand.
The poster I am analysing is a burning picture of Hogwarts. It does not contain any human characters, but suggests, death as one of the vital scenery pieces is on fire and ‘It All Ends Here‘ is written above. The image tells us that something disastrous has happened because the school is on fire. The genre is Action/Adventure as it is on fire, and the iconic image is Hogwarts because it is recognisable if you take away the HP7. This poster makes me feel confused, and curious as I do not know why the school is on fire.
your mummy is good, your daddy is better, your sister is tight, your granny my GOD, I lick her like I lick oreos, double the cream, double the lick, we love to lick her clean.
So… What’s the difference between Osama’s turban and his head?
His turban still has brains in it.
where does bin ladden keep his cd’s?
in iraq!
Suicide bomber to Osama “Please cut down on quantity of explosive in jacket. I overshot heavens”.
Osama was gay, He liked Pakin Stan
Buggery beneath the berka
Q. Where dose bin laden keep his CD’s……..
A. In a rack (iraq)
So, did you hear???.Today, New York city Officials are shutting down the New York Harbour front. That’s right…they say there is a tremendous amount of Toilette Paper washing up on shore…oh, wait a minute that’s Bin Laden’s Turbin… eeeehhooo…That’s for you David Letterman.
Last words of Osama Bin Laden to one of his wives: Honey, you feed the kids, and I will feed the fish.
bin laden was watching the arsenal and united match arsenal scored so he ran out side the door shouting come on the gunners
Bang bang bang
FOR SALE:
A White Robe
A Turban
An AK-47 Assault Rifle
A Beard Trimmer (Never Used)
bin ladin was a total prick and im glad hes dead he deserves everything hes got and all the pakkies in england should either be shot or sent back to pakistan because none of them belong here this is our country not there’s i hate black bastards they deserve everything they get
IM GLAD BIN LADIN IS DEAD BUT HE SHULDNT HAVE BEEN BURIED AT SEA HE SHULD HAVE BEEN HUNG OR WORSE TORTURED HE SHOULD OF HAD BITS OF HIS BODY CUT OFF JUST TO SHOW HOW MUCH PAIN HE PUT OTHER PEOPLE THROUGH BOFORE HE ACTUALLY DIED GOOD RIDENCE I SAY
his last post on Facebook was: BRB someones at the door
When he defeat Republicans that was fair but after that every is against of Islamic Law and human rights. He only supports to terrorists not Muslims. He trained them for suicide bombing. Our religion never teach us to kill any innocent either he is Jew, Christians or Hindu. If any one kill any innocent person he is out of religion and should be punished like Osama.
Whilst I agree with some of the comments on here… it has lost the plot a little. Firstly, it is meant to be a JOKE thread… not a racist one. I am ex Military and MoD for all my life until the last year. I am now 47 yrs old and work ‘mostly’ among the muslim community. Extremists exist in every walk of life… Christian, Catholic, Protestant, Muslim, KKK. In my view, they are people who have chosen a blinkered path in which they aspire to be something great by doing something extreme. It is a lost cause in any society.
The US media is taking full advantage of it, as is their president. After all he has the most to gain with the upcoming presidential elections. Just a simple question:
The recent Osama killing by US forces in Abbottabad has opened a new can of worms. The first question that comes to mind is whether this entire episode was true or a drama created by US in connivance with Pakistan’s leaders for public consumption?
LMFAOOOOO!
Who lives in a coffin under the sea?
OSAMA BIN LADEN
I’m not sure if he’s dead. It may have been another decoy. I guess we’ll find out if they ever discover he’s back or something
What was the first thing osama say when he met allah? where’s my thousand virgins…..
All muslims hate non muslims unless your buying something from them. They hate you. Make fun of you. And think you’re an idiot. Those stupid women dressed from head to toe in black why their husbands wear open neck shirts and try to pick up blond chicks. What a crock of crap. I don’t trust anyone who dose not eat pork anyway.
you can never kill bin laden hes a muslim jesus like look at the resemblence did jesus die no he came back as super jesus so when bin laden comes back u guys better b fckn ready cuz hes going to be super bin laden and hes going to b pist even if the us ‘did kill him’ do u really think it would be as easy as walk into his house and b like ‘yo is osama here’ ‘wich one?’ ‘the wanted one’ ‘hes down stairs’ ‘thnx’ ‘fck wrong one… oh well’ never question the master of hide n seek
Despite popular belief, Osama was NOT the world hide and seek champion. there are two other hiders battling it out as we speak.
Waldo and Carmen San Diego
osama bim ladin and panty whoes have somethe in common they both iritate bush
Obama’s status-
Then R.I.P- Resting in Pakistan
Now R.I.P-Resting in peace
@ R.I.P BinLaden — If we’re so racist, why did you make a joke too?
My joke below. Written based on when people thought he was in the cave.
To: Cavemates
Subject: The Cave
Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours but we’ve really come together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says “There is no I in team” as well as the one that says
“Hang In There, Baby.” That cat is hilarious. However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can’t forget to take care of the cave. And frankly I have a few concerns.
First of all, while it’s good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you don’t want to be stung and neither do I so we need to sweep the cave daily.
I’ve posted a sign up sheet near the main cave opening.
Second, it’s not often I make a video address but when I do, I’m trying to scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means that while we’re taping, please do not ride your razor scooter in the background. Just while we’re taping. Thanks.
Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we’re not supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think hygiene, especially after mealtime. We’re all in this together.
Fourth: food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently, clearly wrote “Osama” on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, my Cheez-Its were gone.
Consideration. That’s all I’m saying.
Finally, we’ve heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar, and Richard.
Death to infidels,
Osama
silly osama bin laden shouldnt of left his real details on his ps3 account (sony got hacked)
R.I.P osama bin laden i got some of him in my garden
so RIP Rot in Pieces you f..king cu.t
Osama Bin Laden – Coming to a beach near you…..
osama wasnt a good person and im amuslim…i noe it……but he wasnt killed in abbotabad he was dead before it…
I Dont care How Bad He Was You all Should Not be So Mean God Says To Love Everybody whether you like It Or Not
To To bad all those virgins were men Osama is getting a cock meat sandwich
First Bin Laden, Then Gaddafi. now only justin beiber remains!
Idk y ppl fink bin ladens that bad the americans
R 100% worse and their gettin so angry about
9/11 when americans have killed many
More in islamic countries.
Americans fink they rule the world I mean
After 9/11 they sed that every nation has
2 choose a side (tsupport terrorism or not)
and they sed that 4 any nation that supports terrorism
There will be harsh consequences who r they 2
Say what a country can our can’t do.
The american government r the biggest terrorists
In the world. They r run by illuminati.
Note: I am note a terrorist and I do not support
Terrorism and I do not support bin laden.
All these jks were crap and extremely ignorant of the
World beyond the eyes of american’s and the british ppl
I saw bin laden today. He was on a poster. Dead. being pissed on by his children.
Where is those virgens osama alls I see is Flames
Osama tried to run but his slipper popped
al qaeda doesn’t exist it is a mixture of cia, mi5 and mossad(israel’s intelligence agency)
osama bin laden was a cia tactician called tim osman they were created so that the americans and british could invade iraq, afghanistan and destroy the middle east and so that the israelites could invade palestine.
most al qaeda members have records and pictures as agents with these agencies.
Very Simple,He died in 2001,So who killed in an action,it was only some un known peoples who were not involved in any terrorism. Now the think is that he was not involved in 9/11, but he was involved in African bombings.Its nothing to do with him in 9/11.Its all inside job and every one knows who was involved.He is RIP in haven and now his chapter is closed,their are many more terrorists in the world,now its time to killed them also straight away.no mercy.
LOL QWERTY is right about it alll…common semse u goofballs
I thought I would leave my first comment. I dont know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often.flowers
ITS A PITY THAT ALL IDIOTS AROUND THE WORLD ARE FOOLED AND CONVINCED TO BELIEVE THAT MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS!!!! OHK WELL NOW LISTEN HERE,…THE HONEST TRUTH IS THAT WHEN THE SMALL, FRAGILE AND INNOCENT CHILDREN IN PALESTINE ARE BRUTALLY KILLED, THE ENTIRE WORLD TURNS A BLIND EYE TOWARDS. INSTEAD THEY EVEN SUPPORT AND FINANCE THE ARMY JUST TO ENSURE THAT THOSE POOR LITTLE KIDS ARE KILLED. I WANNA POSE A QUESTION TO THE WORLD,…WOULD U GUYS LOVE IT IF YOUR BELOVED SONS AND DAUGHTERS ARE BRUTALY KILLED DESPITE THE FACT THAT THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY INNOCENT? THE FACT IS THAT IF U SUPPORT AND ENCOURAGE THE KILLING OF THIS KIDS,…ONE DAY GOD THE ALMIGHTY. THE SUPREME, NOURISHER AND THE MIGHTY IN PUNISHMENT SHALL TAKE YOU INTO TASK AND YOU SHALL INDEED BE HELD RESPONSIBLE VERY VERY SOON!!! USAMA BIN LADEN WAS FIGHTING FOR THE TRUTH AND WETHER U BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME.
NOORULHAQQ
“True Muslim” is a psychopath just like other extremists
America fukn rox
I HATE TO BREAK THE SECRET OF AL QAEDA BUT BIN LADEN IS STILL ALIVE HE IS CURRENTLY LIVING INCOGNITO IN A VERY SMALL CAVE IN A MOUNTAIN NEAR NEPAL HE HAS NOT DIED AND HE IS PLANNING AN ATTACK ON AMERICA
A Joke:
Q: Do you know why Osama died?
Ans:Because Osama Bin Smokin’
Hahaha
obama-” we have killed osama”
media- “wher`s d dead body??”
obama-” in d ocean”
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teacher – “have u done ur homework ?”
student -”yes”
teacher- “wher`s d copy??”
student-” at home”