Rupert Murdoch Jokes

A roundup of late-night jokes about News Corp. Chairman Rupert Murdoch and the News of the World phone-hacking scandal:

"While testifying in parliament, Rupert Murdoch was attacked by a man who threw a pie and yelled insulting names. Murdoch immediately gave the man a show on Fox News." —Conan O'Brien

"Rupert Murdoch said that he was embarrassed and that testifying before parliament was the most humbling day in his life. That's mostly because he spends every other day swimming in a bathtub full of money like Scrooge McDuck." —Jimmy Kimmel

"Rupert Murdoch was testifying in his phone hacking case today, and a man attacked him with a pie. Fortunately, Murdoch knew to move out of the way, because he heard about the plan on the guy's voicemail." —Jimmy Fallon

"I don't think Rupert Murdoch's guilty of phone hacking. He paid $580 million for Myspace. Obviously he knows nothing about technology." —Jimmy Kimmel

"The Murdochs testified before parliament and did something that not many powerful people would have the courage to do: They blamed others." —Craig Ferguson

"Rupert Murdoch is 80, his wife is 42. 80 and 42, that's like halftime at a Cleveland Cavaliers game, isn't it? Please." —Jay Leno

"Rupert Murdoch testified today before the House of Commons. He said he was not responsible for the phone hacking scandal. Did you hear his defense? He said he's got AT&T so he can barely listen to anybody." —Jay Leno

"Rupert Murdoch said yesterday at the House of Commons that he was shocked, appalled, and ashamed. So apparently he watches Fox News, too." —Jay Leno

"It's so hot that people are standing next to Rupert Murdoch just to be near something shady." —Jay Leno

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