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Best Late-Night Jokes of 2011

By August 31, 2011

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Best Late-Night Political Jokes Since many of the late-night shows have been in reruns the last couple of weeks, you can get your joke fix by reading our selection of the best jokes from recent months by Letterman, Leno, Stewart, Colbert, Maher, Conan, Ferguson, Kimmel, Fallon, and Meyers.

A few gems:

"Texas Governor Rick Perry distanced himself from George W. Bush by saying, 'I went to Texas A&M. He went to Yale.' In other words, his idea of instilling confidence is by saying, 'Don't worry. I'm not as smart as George W. Bush.'" -Conan O'Brien

"Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today calling her 'the Costco of crazy.'" —Conan O'Brien

"President Obama will begin a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are confusion, delusion, and desperation." —Jay Leno

"What?! The congressman had a sex scandal and had to apologize to Bill Clinton? For what?! Copyright infringement?"—Jon Stewart, on Weinergate

"Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations." —Craig Ferguson

"It's just so great to be back on Fox News, a network that both pays me and shows me the questions ahead of time. I just hope that tonight the lamestream media won't twist my words by repeating them verbatim." —Tina Fey as Sarah Palin

Read more of the year's best late-night jokes...

See Also:
Latest Late-Night Jokes
Best Jokes About the GOP Candidates
Rick Perry Jokes
Barack Obama Jokes

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