A roundup of the best late-night jokes lampooning Mitt Romney:"In a new interview, Mitt Romney said he doesn't know where his financial records are because he doesn't manage them. Yeah, he would have said more, but he had to give a speech on why he's the perfect guy to fix the economy." —Jimmy Fallon
"There's now a big controversy after a liberal group made a video saying Mitt Romney is too white for black people. Too white for black people? Mitt is too white for white people." -Jay Leno
"In a landmark decision, the Supreme Court ruled President Obama's healthcare mandate is constitutional. This is a major victory for President Obama, who spent three years promoting it, and a major setback for Mitt Romney, who spent three years creating it." -Jay Leno
"Hookers in Times Square, God bless 'em, are offering a Mitt Romney Special. For an extra $20 they'll change positions." —David Letterman
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hahah Funny
If I were a political cartoonist, I would depict a banker w/a smoking machine gun in his hands, surveying the litter of riddled bodies around him, & asking —-WHAT HAPPENED ?