Sunday marked the 16th anniversary of The Daily Show. Yes, our favorite nightly news parody program is now old enough to drive. In celebration, check out some of Jon Stewart's funniest quotes ever:"Mitt Romney calling the President 'detached and out of touch' is like a multimillionaire who owns two mansions, six cars, and who thinks 'corporations are people, my friend' calling someone 'detached and out of touch.'" —Jon Stewart
''It's not that the Democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans are playing chess. It's that the Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are in the nurse's office because once again they glued their balls to their thighs.'' —Jon Stewart
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