A roundup of political jokes, satire, and viral humor:
Andy Borowitz
"If the Internet is any guide, a lot of people who are pro-gun are also anti-spelling."
"Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care were as easy to get as, say, a gun."
"When the 2nd Amendment was written the most lethal gun available was the musket."
Michele Bachmann: "All Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson."
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Lewis Black
Lewis Black rails against Romney and Obama for campaign lies:
"Campaigns have finally arrived in the 21st century. They can produce bulls**t at the same rate as actual bulls." -Lewis Black on The Daily Show
Watch the video clip and read more Lewis Black quotes.
Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart asks when we can have a gun control debate, and tears apart the ABC News reporter who falsely linked the Colorado shooter to the Tea Party.
Watch the segment, plus check out classic Jon Stewart quotes.
The latest satirical news headlines from The Onion:
• Mitt Romney Soars In Polls After Leaving Country
• Report: 2012 Election Likely To Be Decided By 4 Or 5 Key Swing Corporations
• Chick-Fil-A Debuts New Homophobic Sandwich
Late-Night Jokes
"Mitt Romney's search for a vice president continues As you know, one of Mitt Romney's problems is that he's never hired an American for a job before, so this is new." -Jay Leno
"The apartment that President Obama used to live in when he was a college student in New York is now up for rent for $2,400 a month. Coincidentally, Obama was only there for one four-year term." -Jay Leno
"The European countries are really hoping to do well in the Olympics. If they win gold medals, they can use them as cash." -David Letterman
More late-night jokes...
Andy Borowitz"If the Internet is any guide, a lot of people who are pro-gun are also anti-spelling."
"Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care were as easy to get as, say, a gun."
"When the 2nd Amendment was written the most lethal gun available was the musket."
Michele Bachmann: "All Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson."
More Andy Borowitz...
Lewis BlackLewis Black rails against Romney and Obama for campaign lies:
"Campaigns have finally arrived in the 21st century. They can produce bulls**t at the same rate as actual bulls." -Lewis Black on The Daily Show
Watch the video clip and read more Lewis Black quotes.
Jon StewartJon Stewart asks when we can have a gun control debate, and tears apart the ABC News reporter who falsely linked the Colorado shooter to the Tea Party.
Watch the segment, plus check out classic Jon Stewart quotes.
The latest satirical news headlines from The Onion:
• Mitt Romney Soars In Polls After Leaving Country
• Report: 2012 Election Likely To Be Decided By 4 Or 5 Key Swing Corporations
• Chick-Fil-A Debuts New Homophobic Sandwich
Late-Night Jokes
"Mitt Romney's search for a vice president continues As you know, one of Mitt Romney's problems is that he's never hired an American for a job before, so this is new." -Jay Leno
"The apartment that President Obama used to live in when he was a college student in New York is now up for rent for $2,400 a month. Coincidentally, Obama was only there for one four-year term." -Jay Leno
"The European countries are really hoping to do well in the Olympics. If they win gold medals, they can use them as cash." -David Letterman
More late-night jokes...
Comments
Gun-totin’ backin’ yahoos are some of the most illiterate dumbed-down bunch of yokels since before public education became the ‘norm’ in America, That is, until recently; now they’re even dumber due to public ed being GOPed to near extinction. Ironically, the same rabble are the usual ‘white’ uneducated who’re not purged from electoral rolls but who’re allowed to vote and put those education busting GOPers into office in the first place. Doh! Those yokels, it seems obvious, are the very ones pushed through school with a “passing grade” simply to keep down the “failed” column in public school statistics. The hypocrisy allowed to go unchecked in America is totally baffling to an educated, discerning mind.