A roundup of late-night jokes about the 2012 London Olympics:
"Tough Olympic news for the Romneys. Ann Romney's horse Rafalka did not advance to the Olympic finals. Apparently it was beat by a smooth-talking socialist horse from Kenya." —Conan O'Brien
"Naturally the U.S. trails in gold medals because every time we win one, we hand it over to the Chinese to pay off our debt." —Stephen Colbert
"Olympic organizers are reportedly struggling to fill rows and rows of empty seats. Empty seats! In fact, yesterday officials put out a casting call asking for 200 Europeans or eight Americans." —Conan O'Brien
"I think the scores for Olympic gymnastics are affected by what countries the judge and the gymnast are from. That's wrong. That type of political pandering isn't meant for gymnastic Olympic events. It's meant for the Supreme Court." —Craig Ferguson
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