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Republican Convention Jokes

By August 27, 2012

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David Letterman: Hurricane Is Proof God Is a Woman

A roundup of jokes about the 2012 Republican National Convention:

"A hurricane is scheduled to hit Tampa during the Republican Convention. These winds are so strong they could actually blow some of Mitt Romney's money back in the United States." -Jay Leno

"A hurricane could threaten next week's Republican National Convention in Tampa. It could really hurt Republicans -- which explains its name, 'Hurricane Todd Akin.'" -Jimmy Fallon

"Due to Hurricane Isaac, the War on Women has been postponed until Tuesday." -Andy Borowitz on Twitter

"Rush Limbaugh blamed Obama for the Tampa hurricane. You do what you want, but I'll def vote for THE GUY WHO CAN CONTROL THE F**KING WEATHER." -Mark Agee on Twitter

Read more RNC jokes...

Hurricane Isaac Hot Air

Giant Uterus Headed for Tampa

Obama Controls the Weather

Excited About Paul Ryan

Republicans: We Built This With Public Funds

More Republican Convention Humor:
Republicans Move Convention to 17th Century (Borowitz Report)
'Craigslist Republicans' Troll For Sex at the RNC (Bill Maher)
Things That Shouldn't Be Said In Modern Society To Be Said At Least 1,400 Times At RNC (The Onion)
GOP Convention To Feature Strong Lineup Of Conservative Women Listeners (The Onion)
As Hurricane Approaches Florida, Romney Calls For Emergency Tax Cuts (Borowitz Report)

See Also:
Funny Mitt Romney Pictures
Dumbest Mitt Romney Quotes
Funny Paul Ryan Pictures

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