"A hurricane is scheduled to hit Tampa during the Republican Convention. These winds are so strong they could actually blow some of Mitt Romney's money back in the United States." -Jay Leno
"A hurricane could threaten next week's Republican National Convention in Tampa. It could really hurt Republicans -- which explains its name, 'Hurricane Todd Akin.'" -Jimmy Fallon
"Due to Hurricane Isaac, the War on Women has been postponed until Tuesday." -Andy Borowitz on Twitter
"Rush Limbaugh blamed Obama for the Tampa hurricane. You do what you want, but I'll def vote for THE GUY WHO CAN CONTROL THE F**KING WEATHER." -Mark Agee on Twitter
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• Things That Shouldn't Be Said In Modern Society To Be Said At Least 1,400 Times At RNC (The Onion)
• GOP Convention To Feature Strong Lineup Of Conservative Women Listeners (The Onion)
• As Hurricane Approaches Florida, Romney Calls For Emergency Tax Cuts (Borowitz Report)
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