Obama's Bear Hug and Biden's Biker Gang: Best Photo Captions

Here are the 5 best caption for this epic photo of an exuberant pizza store owner powerlifting President Obama, courtesy of our fans on Facebook:

1. "I'd caption this, but I don't know how to spell the sound of twenty Secret Service guns being cocked at the same time." -Keith C.

2. "We offer service with a smile and free spinal adjustments. Our pizza's good too!" -Jacob S.

3. "I can't carry the presidency for you.. BUT I CAN CARRY YOU! Come on!!" (Lord of the Rings)

4. "A free life-size Obama with every pizza? Awesome!" (And he can carry the pizza!)" -Bill J.

5. "Supporting the president has never been more literal." -Luke S.

And here are the top 5 captions for this awkward photo of Joe Biden stopping at a biker bar and sitting with a female biker on his lap (also from our Facebook fans):

1. "Joe Biden never misses a chance to poll the electorate." -Bill J.

2. "Uh oh...another stimulus package!" -Peter A.

3. "Wanna see MY hog?" -Doug B.

4. "I do what CIinton does only with handlebars..." -Joe H.

5. "I'd like to put you in chains..." -Jacob S.

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