''Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe — dare I dream it? — maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively.'' —Jon Stewart
"You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.''—Jon Stewart
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