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Quiz: What Kind of Liberal or Conservative Are You?

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Liberal vs. Conservative Political Quiz Are you a New Left Hipster? An Anti-Government Gunslinger? Find out where you shine on the political spectrum with these short political quizzes.

The Liberal Identity Quiz and the Conservative Identity Quiz will gauge everything from your taste in bumper stickers, books, and music to what you would do if you could issue your own executive orders.

Share your results, and find out where your friends stand. Is your girlfriend a bigger PETA tree-hugger than you knew? Does your husband like his tea with a spoonful of crazy? These handy quizzes will help you find out.

Take the Quizzes:
ē What Kind of Liberal Are You?
ē What Kind of Conservative Are You?

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March 5, 2010 at 3:43 am
(1) Steve Hill says:

Fun quiz. This was my result:

You are an Eco-Avenger, also known as an environmentalist or tree hugger. You believe in saving the planet from the clutches of air-fouling, oil-drilling, earth-raping conservative fossil fools.

March 5, 2010 at 4:20 am
(2) FloridaPete says:

Here’s how I scored

My Liberal Identity

You are a New Left Hipster, also known as a MoveOn.org liberal, a Netroots activist, or a Daily Show fanatic. You believe that if we really want to defend American values, conservative hatriots must be exposed and mocked for every fanatical, puritanical, paranoid, fact-allergic, reality-challenged, obstructionist ideal for which they stand.

Can’t argue with that!

March 5, 2010 at 3:14 pm
(3) Jen says:

You are a Peace Patroller, also known as an anti-war liberal or neo-hippie. You believe in putting an end to American imperial conquest, stopping wars that have already been lost, and supporting our troops by bringing them home.

Sounds about right, yeah.

March 5, 2010 at 3:21 pm
(4) Dave says:

Took the conservative quiz

You are an Anti-government Gunslinger, also known as a libertarian conservative or Tea Partier. You believe in smaller government, states’ rights, gun rights, and that, as Reagan once said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and Iím here to help.’”

Right on!

March 5, 2010 at 5:09 pm
(5) Jeepster4 says:

Took the Liberal quiz

Result: Working Class Warrior
Working Class Warrior

You are a Working Class Warrior, also known as a blue-collar Democrat. You believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, and youíre not going to take it anymore.

March 5, 2010 at 6:48 pm
(6) Benjamin B says:

I took both quizzes, just for fun:

Liberal:

You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.

Conservative:

You are a Freedom Crusader, also known as a neoconservative. You believe in taking the fight directly to the enemy, whether itís terrorists abroad or the liberal terrorist appeasers at home who give them aid and comfort.

March 15, 2010 at 5:14 am
(7) Carole says:

Liberal Quiz:

Result: Reality-based Intellectualist

You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of whatís known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

Yep.

April 9, 2010 at 10:56 am
(8) Raymond says:

I consider myself a liberal, but took both quizzes anyway.

Liberal;
You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.

Conservative;
You are a Values Guardian, also known as a cultural conservative. You believe in protecting the American way of life and fighting a culture war against liberal moonbats and the lapdogs in the lamestream media who are out to destroy decent, moral Americans like Sarah Palin for daring to defend traditional values.

I am anti-gay, but I don’t consider outlets like MNSBC and NY Times lamestream; nah, that’s anything Rupert Murdoch has touched.

April 9, 2010 at 1:22 pm
(9) Andy says:

You are an Anti-government Gunslinger, also known as a libertarian conservative or Tea Partier. You believe in smaller government, statesí rights, gun rights, and that, as Reagan once said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and Iím here to help.’”

Man, does THAT ever hit the nail on the head.

June 1, 2010 at 1:54 pm
(10) Mark says:

Funny quiz. Another New Left Hipster here.

June 2, 2010 at 3:39 am
(11) Chris T. says:

Social Justice Crusader. Spot on!

June 25, 2010 at 1:46 pm
(12) KOSMO says:

My Liberal Identity You are a Working Class Warrior, also known as a blue-collar Democrat. You believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, and youíre not going to take it anymore. Take the quiz at About.com Political Humor

August 30, 2010 at 8:52 am
(13) Anonymus says:

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December 16, 2010 at 2:00 am
(14) Helium Opera says:

My Liberal Identity You are a Working Class Warrior, also known as a blue-collar Democrat. You believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, and youíre not going to take it anymore.

Somewhere between this, Social Rights Crusader, and Reality-Based Intellectualist is right where I am. And, I identify as Libertarian. Just saying.

May 28, 2011 at 6:02 am
(15) Enrique Freaque says:

I’m a Reality-based Intellectualist-
Damn right.

June 10, 2011 at 1:16 am
(16) me says:

I got Free Market Champion…just what we need

August 6, 2011 at 10:20 pm
(17) IGrewUp says:

“You are a Free Marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists.”

I mean come on… you keep punishing good choices and rewarding bad ones and soon those generating the wealth will stop altogether–where will you get the money then?

October 21, 2011 at 1:39 pm
(18) Mary says:

My conservative answer:

You are a Flag-Waving Everyman, also known as a patriot. You believe in championing liberty over tyranny, apple pie over sushi, and that God gave us a two-day weekend so we could enjoy football and NASCAR.

My liberal answer:

You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.

Exactly why I’m a moderate, leaning more towards democrat

September 18, 2012 at 2:17 pm
(19) Brigette says:

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October 18, 2012 at 6:25 am
(20) ATK says:

You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-centric thought reign supreme.

I suppose that sounds about right

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December 21, 2012 at 5:27 am
(22) Brianna says:

Cultural Conservative
Woo!

January 19, 2013 at 10:16 pm
(23) Andrew says:

I took both quizzes!

Liberal:

Eco-avengers also known as environmentalists or tree huggers- believe in saving the planet from the clutches of air fouling, oil drilling, and earth raping conservative fossil fools.

Social justice crusaders also known as rights activists- believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.

Conservative:

Flag-waving everymen, also known as patriots- believe in championing liberty over tyranny, apple pie over sushi, and that god gave us a two day weekend so we can enjoy football, and NASCAR.

Free marketeers, also known as fiscal conservatives- believe in free market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard earned cash from pick pocketing liberal socialists.

Value guardians, also known as cultural conservatives- believe in protecting the American way of life, and fighting a culture war against liberal moonbats, and the lapdogs in the lamestream media who are out to destroy decent, moral americans like Sarah palin daring to defend traditional values.

February 11, 2013 at 5:24 pm
(24) Andrew says:

I did both quizzes!

Left wing liberal:

Eco avenger, also known as environmentalists, or tree hungers- you believe in saving the planet from the clutches of air fouling, oil drilling, and earth raping conservative fossil fools.

Social justice crusader, also known as rights activists- you believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.

Working class warrior, also known as blue collar democrats- you believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers, and corporate criminals, and you’re not going to take it anymore.

Conservative:

Flag waving everymen, also known as patriots- you believe in championing liberty over tyranny, apple pie over sushi, and that god gave us a two day weekend so we can enjoy football, and NASCAR.

Free marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative- you believe in free market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard earned cash from pick pocketing liberal socialists.

Value guardian, also known as cultural conservatives- you believe in protecting the American way of life, and fighting a culture war against liberal moon bats, and the lap dogs in the lame-stream media who are out to destroy decent, moral Americans like Sarah palin daring to defend traditional values.

Freedom crusader, also known as neoconservatives- you believe in taking the fight directly to the enemy, whether if its terrorists aboard, or the liberal terrorist appeasers at home who give them aid, and comfort.

March 9, 2013 at 3:04 am
(25) Daniel Paul says:

For the Conservative quiz I was labeed as a “Free Marketeer”.
For the Liberal quiz I was labeled as a “Peace Patroller”
Otherwise known as a Libertarian!
Judge Napolitano 2016!!!

March 14, 2013 at 12:46 am
(26) Amber says:

I took the liberal quiz.

Reality-Based Intellectualists, also known as the liberal eliteóare proud members of whatís known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-centric thought reign supreme.

July 6, 2013 at 10:46 am
(27) Sam says:

The Demonkrat mentality just amazes me ….borrow, spend ,give,borrow spend, TAX, give. TAX and GIVE. Demonkratz are bringing this country down with their political correctness, take,tax, give to other countrys mentality. Save the world living THEIR WAY. TAX TAX TAX give away. tr letting people EARN wtf they spend for a change. The food stamp so-called-president is killing us beyond reality. Borrow from China,give away primarily to Muslim brotherhood .Where do we…”the USA” fit in?
We give away our most valuable warplanes to who? Muslim brother hood people, the same people blowing us up for years. Obummer has done nothing ,nothing to help the economy in this country whatsoever. 80 MILLION dollar vacation? really? REALLY? YOUR MONEY FOLKS! OUR MONEY. You dont care ? Well I sure do. Obama has done nothing for the betterment of this country PERIOD .His impeachment is well deserved and imperative.

September 9, 2013 at 4:53 pm
(28) Shinobi-San says:

My Inner Liberal(I thought I kicked that bum out! lol) is an Eco-Avenger. My Conservative identity is a Freedom Crusader. Interesting.

April 23, 2014 at 9:29 pm
(29) Andrew demidoff says:

I did both quizzes:

Liberal:

Eco-avengers, also known as environmentalists, or tree huggers- believe in saving the planet from the clutches of air fouling, oil drilling, and earth raping conservative fossil fools.

Conservative:

Free marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative- believe in free market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard earned cash from pick pocketing liberal socialists.

Therefore Eco-avenger + free marketeer = green libertarianism which is a hybrid political philosophy that based upon the the mixture of political third party values, such as the environmental platform of the Green Party, and the civil liberties platform of the libertarian party, and green libertarians also believe in free market environmentalism, which states that the free market, property rights, and tort laws provide the best tools of preserving the environment, internalizing pollution costs, and conserving resources.

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