Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry poked fun at President Bush and at himself during an appearance on the "Late Show With David Letterman" Monday, trading quips with Letterman and delivering his own top 10 list.

Kerry's "Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals":

10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.
9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.
8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton.
7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.
6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution.
5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.
4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing.
3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.
2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it "nuclear" instead of "nucular."
1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.

Other notable quips:

"I wanted to have John Edwards stand. Dick Cheney wanted to sit. We compromised and now George Bush is gonna sit on Dick Cheney's lap.'' —Kerry to Letterman, on the debate negotiations

"How do you, how does anybody go about restoring America's reputation in the world? That seems unlikely. Explain that to me." —Letterman
"Has he messed things up that badly?" —Kerry

To watch video of the interview, click here.

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