Jon Stewart and Tucker Carlson got into a hilarious brawl on "Crossfire" after Stewart browbeat the conservative pundit for "partisan hackery" and implored him to stop "hurting America."

In a showdown that provided the best TV spectacle since Sen. Zell Miller challenged Chris Matthews to a duel, Carlson said, "I do think you're more fun on your show," to which Stewart replied: "You're as big a d-ck on your show as you are on any show."

Watch video of the Stewart-Carlson sniping match or read the transcript.

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