Read witty quips by George W. Bush and John Kerry from the 2004 campaign trail and cast your vote for which candidate makes a better comedian in chief.

Bushism of the Week
"After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week — we will have an all-volunteer army!" —President George W. Bush, Daytona Beach, Fla., Oct. 16, 2004 (Watch video)

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