October 05, 2003Political Humor Blog Archives |
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Bush Pens a Poem For LauraThe following is an actual poem President Bush wrote to his wife Laura while she was visiting Europe this month. She shared it with the audience at a book festival in Washington.Roses are red Violets are blue Oh my, lump in the bed How I've missed you. Roses are redder Bluer am I Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy. The dogs and the cat, they missed you too Barney's still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier. More: Bush Humor, Bushisms, Bush Cartoons 02:29 AM # |
