A California couple has come up with a new way to promote world peace: they want everyone in the world to have an orgasm on the same day. Four years ago they helped spark a wave of naked peace protests in the run-up to the Iraq war, and now they're determined to get busy to prevent war with Iran. Global Orgasm for Peace day is set for Dec. 22.

"To prepare for the Dec. 22 orgasm, women are starting now, and men will be told two minutes ahead of time." --Conan O'Brien

"Two anti-war activists are now organizing a Global Orgasm for Peace day. ... Good luck. It's hard enough trying to get two people together. Imagine six billion." --Jay Leno

"Orgasm for peace? Wasn't that Clinton's foreign policy?" --Jay Leno

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