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By Daniel Kurtzman, About.com Guide to Political Humor since 2000

Hillary Clinton's Top Ten Campaign Promises

Sunday September 2, 2007
Hillary Clinton on Letterman

Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Hillary Clinton appeared on the "Late Show With David Letterman" and delivered her own Top Ten List:

Top Ten Hillary Clinton Campaign Promises

10. "Bring stability and long term security to 'The View.'"
9. "Each year on my birthday, every American gets a cupcake."
8. "You'll have the option of rolling dice against the IRS for double-or-nothing on your taxes."
7. "Having trouble getting a flight and Air Force One is available -- it's yours."
6. "My Vice President will never shoot anybody in the face."
5. "Turn Gitmo into a Dairy Queen as soon as possible."
4. "For over a century there have been only two Dakotas -- I plan to double that."
3. "We will finally have a President who doesn't mind pulling over and asking for directions. Am I right, ladies?"
2. "I will appoint a committee to find out what the heck is happening on 'Lost.'"
1. "One more pantsuit joke and Letterman disappears."

Watch the video of Hillary's Top Ten List, plus check out a funny clip from the interview featuring Hillary joking about her pantsuits.

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