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Who's Your Candidate? Take the Loyalty Quizzes

Friday May 2, 2008
Are you a full-fledged Obamaniac, or a diehard Clintonista? Or are you insane for McCain? Take these handy political quizzes and we'll gauge your level of support for the 2008 presidential candidates.

The Barack Obama Loyalty Quiz
The Hillary Clinton Loyalty Quiz
The John McCain Loyalty Quiz

Comments

May 2, 2008 at 7:14 pm
(1) Jack says:

Funny quiz. Here was my result for the Obama Loyalty Quiz:

Your score is 10 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a True Obamaniac. You find his Barack appeal Obama-sistible, and are so Barackupied thinking about him, you are ready to make a Baracklamation of your devotion from the rooftops. In the spirit of Obamaraderie, you want all Americans to pay Obamage to His Holiness, the Dalai Lobama, and consider the thought of anyone else as president an Obamination.

May 5, 2008 at 1:18 am
(2) Pete says:

I’d say it’s a fairly accurate quiz, because here’s what I got for John McCain:

Your score is 2 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a strong critic of John McCain. While you don’t hate him the way you hate Bush, you wouldn’t vote for him even if Dick Cheney’s shotgun were pointed right at your face. You believe there would be no sadder day in America than if George W. Bush — after eight years of running the military into the ground, driving the economy into a ditch, and shredding the Constitution –- had the pleasure of handing the baton to his chosen successor, John McSame.

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