Not to be outdone by Barack Obama, who last week revealed the "Top Ten Surprising Facts About Barack Obama" on the Late Show with David Letterman, Hillary Clinton delivered a Letterman top 10 list of her own last night:

The Top Ten Reasons Hillary Clinton Loves America

10. We have more Dakotas than every other country combined.
9. Canadian bacon: soggy and chewy; American bacon: crisp and delicious!
8. Thanks to the Internet, I can order new pantsuits 24/7. There's your pantsuit joke, Dave. Are you happy now?
7. 232 years and not one cookie shortage.
6. TiVo.
5. Did I mention the soup? Mmm, soup.
4. Did you know former President Teddy Roosevelt was an American?
3. Where else can you get a car painted for $29.95?
2. Is this the part where I say, "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"?
1. Apparently anyone can get a talk show. (Watch video clip)

See also:
The Top 10 Barack Obama Campaign Promises
The Top 10 Hillary Clinton Campaign Promises

Related:
Hillary Clinton Humor Roundup
Barack Obama Humor Roundup
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