Funny Political Quotes and One-Liners
Find collections of funny political quotes, including witty quips, stupid sound bites, and other funny one-liners.
Bushisms
A hand-picked, regularly updated collection of the best George W. Bush gaffes.
A hand-picked, regularly updated collection of the best George W. Bush gaffes.
Bush Quote Generator
The Bush Quote Generator randomly selects the stupidest things George W. Bush has ever said.
The Bush Quote Generator randomly selects the stupidest things George W. Bush has ever said.
Dumbest Quotes from the Presidential Candidates
Read dumb quotes from the 2008 presidential candidates, updated frequently.
Read dumb quotes from the 2008 presidential candidates, updated frequently.
Funniest Quotes from the Presidential Candidates
Read a collection of the funniest quotes from the 2008 presidential candidates. Updated frequently.
Read a collection of the funniest quotes from the 2008 presidential candidates. Updated frequently.
The 10 Most Obnoxious Quotes from the Democratic Presidential Race
Read a compilation of the most obnoxious quotes by Clinton and Obama surrogates and supporters from the 2008 presidential campaign.
Read a compilation of the most obnoxious quotes by Clinton and Obama surrogates and supporters from the 2008 presidential campaign.
Funny Barack Obama Quotes
Read a collection of funny Barack Obama quotes from the 2008 presidential campaign.
Read a collection of funny Barack Obama quotes from the 2008 presidential campaign.
Funny Hillary Clinton Quotes
Read a collection of funny Hillary Clinton quotes from her 2008 presidential campaign and her years in the Senate and as First Lady.
Read a collection of funny Hillary Clinton quotes from her 2008 presidential campaign and her years in the Senate and as First Lady.
Funny John McCain Quotes
Read a collection of funny quotes by Republican presidential candidate John McCain.
Read a collection of funny quotes by Republican presidential candidate John McCain.
The 20 Funniest Political Quotes of 2007
Read a compilation of the funniest political quotes from the past year.
Read a compilation of the funniest political quotes from the past year.
The 25 Dumbest Quotes of 2007
Read a compilation of the 25 dumbest political quotes of 2007.
Read a compilation of the 25 dumbest political quotes of 2007.
Top 10 Bushisms of 2007
Read a compilation of the 10 dumbest Bush quotes from 2007.
Read a compilation of the 10 dumbest Bush quotes from 2007.
Late-Night Political Jokes
Read the latest political jokes from Jay Leno, David Letterman, Jon Stewart, Conan O'Brien, Craig Kilborn, and the rest of the late-night comedians, plus search for jokes in our late-night joke archive.
Read the latest political jokes from Jay Leno, David Letterman, Jon Stewart, Conan O'Brien, Craig Kilborn, and the rest of the late-night comedians, plus search for jokes in our late-night joke archive.
Funny Political Quotes - Updated Frequently
Funny quotes, witty one-liners and strange sound bites, updated frequently.
Funny quotes, witty one-liners and strange sound bites, updated frequently.
The 50 Dumbest Bush Quotes of All Time
Read the ultimate compendium of classic Bushisms, featuring the 50 most idiotic, strange, and maniacal things George W. Bush ever said.
Read the ultimate compendium of classic Bushisms, featuring the 50 most idiotic, strange, and maniacal things George W. Bush ever said.
Stupid Quote Quiz
How well do you know your left- and right-wing idiots? Test your knowledge with the Stupid Liberal Quote Quiz and the Stupid Conservative Quote Quiz, featuring hilariously idiotic statements by famous liberal and conservatives.
How well do you know your left- and right-wing idiots? Test your knowledge with the Stupid Liberal Quote Quiz and the Stupid Conservative Quote Quiz, featuring hilariously idiotic statements by famous liberal and conservatives.
Jon Stewart Quotes
Read the latest jokes and quips by "Daily Show" host Jon Stewart.
Read the latest jokes and quips by "Daily Show" host Jon Stewart.
Stephen Colbert Quotes
Read a collection of Stephen Colbert's funniest quotes and jokes -- updated regularly.
Read a collection of Stephen Colbert's funniest quotes and jokes -- updated regularly.
Stupid Quotes About Iraq
Read 25 mind-numbingly stupid quotes about the Iraq war, search for weapons of mass destruction, and the Iraqi insurgency.
Read 25 mind-numbingly stupid quotes about the Iraq war, search for weapons of mass destruction, and the Iraqi insurgency.
The 25 Stupidest Quotes of 2006
Read a funny compilation of the 25 mind-numbingly stupid quotes of the year.
Read a funny compilation of the 25 mind-numbingly stupid quotes of the year.
The 25 Funniest Quotes of 2006
Read a compilation of the funniest political quotes of 2006, including funny quotes by Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, and others.
Read a compilation of the funniest political quotes of 2006, including funny quotes by Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, and others.
The 20 Stupidest Quotes of Campaign 2006
Read idiotic sound bites and memorable gaffes from the 2004 campaign trail.
Read idiotic sound bites and memorable gaffes from the 2004 campaign trail.
The 25 Dumbest Quotes of 2005
Read a funny compilation of the 25 most mind-numbingly stupid quotes of the year, including memorable sound bites by Pat Robertson, Bill O'Reilly, Howard Dean, George W. Bush, Michael Brown, and others.
Read a funny compilation of the 25 most mind-numbingly stupid quotes of the year, including memorable sound bites by Pat Robertson, Bill O'Reilly, Howard Dean, George W. Bush, Michael Brown, and others.
The 25 Funniest Quotes of 2005
Read the 25 funniest political quotes of 2005, including funny quotes by President Bush, Laura Bush, Jon Stewart, Chris Rock, and porn star Mary Carey.
Read the 25 funniest political quotes of 2005, including funny quotes by President Bush, Laura Bush, Jon Stewart, Chris Rock, and porn star Mary Carey.
The 25 Dumbest Media Quotes of 2005
Read the 25 dumbest media quotes of 2005, including memorable sound bites from Bill O'Reilly, Wolf Blitzer, Bob Novak, Jeff Gannon, and others.
Read the 25 dumbest media quotes of 2005, including memorable sound bites from Bill O'Reilly, Wolf Blitzer, Bob Novak, Jeff Gannon, and others.
Top 10 Bushisms of 2006
Read a funny list of the 10 stupidest things President Bush said in 2006.
Read a funny list of the 10 stupidest things President Bush said in 2006.
Top 10 Bushisms of 2005
Read a funny list of the 10 dumbest things President Bush said in 2005.
Read a funny list of the 10 dumbest things President Bush said in 2005.
Stupid Quotes About Hurricane Katrina
Read a list of the 25 most mind-numbingly stupid quotes about Hurricane Katrina.
Read a list of the 25 most mind-numbingly stupid quotes about Hurricane Katrina.
Famous Sex Quotes
Read the 10 most famous political sex quotes, including classic sound bites by Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter, and both Presidents Bush.
Read the 10 most famous political sex quotes, including classic sound bites by Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter, and both Presidents Bush.
The 25 Dumbest Quotes of 2004
From the verbal gaffes of George W. Bush and John Kerry to the insanity of Zell Miller and Dan Rather, here's a list of the 25 dumbest quotes of 2004.
From the verbal gaffes of George W. Bush and John Kerry to the insanity of Zell Miller and Dan Rather, here's a list of the 25 dumbest quotes of 2004.
The 25 Funniest Quotes of 2004
Read a list of the 25 funniest quotes of 2004, including witty quips by Jon Stewart, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Michael Moore.
Read a list of the 25 funniest quotes of 2004, including witty quips by Jon Stewart, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Michael Moore.
The 10 Dumbest Quotes of 2003
#10: "I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." —Arnold Schwarzenegger, during the California recall campaign...read more
#10: "I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." —Arnold Schwarzenegger, during the California recall campaign...read more
The Bushisms Quiz
Test your Bushspeak IQ with this quiz on President Bush's hilarious malapropisms, verbal gaffes, and scrambled syntax.
Test your Bushspeak IQ with this quiz on President Bush's hilarious malapropisms, verbal gaffes, and scrambled syntax.
Funny Bush Quotes
Bush's verbal gaffes may be legendary, but he's also said a lot of intentionally funny things. Read Bush's wittiest quips from the 2004 campaign trail.
Bush's verbal gaffes may be legendary, but he's also said a lot of intentionally funny things. Read Bush's wittiest quips from the 2004 campaign trail.
Stupid Hillary Clinton Quotes
Read the top 10 stupidest Hillary Clinton quotes.
Read the top 10 stupidest Hillary Clinton quotes.
Dan Ratherisms
Read hilarious quotes by CBS News anchor Dan Rather from election night 2004, 2002, and 2000.
Read hilarious quotes by CBS News anchor Dan Rather from election night 2004, 2002, and 2000.
Crazy Jerry Falwell Quotes
Read the 10 craziest things Rev. Jerry Falwell ever said.
Read the 10 craziest things Rev. Jerry Falwell ever said.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes
A collection of memorable quotations from actor-turned-governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, including classic movie quotes.
A collection of memorable quotations from actor-turned-governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, including classic movie quotes.
Donald Rumsfeld Quotes
Read the wit and wisdom of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. To listen to audio clips, click here.
Read the wit and wisdom of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. To listen to audio clips, click here.
Dick Cheney Quotes
Read the 10 most mind-numbingly stupid quotes by Vice President Dick Cheney.
Read the 10 most mind-numbingly stupid quotes by Vice President Dick Cheney.
Bill Clinton Quotes
Read funny quotes and stupid sound bites by President Bill Clinton.
Read funny quotes and stupid sound bites by President Bill Clinton.
Howard Dean Quotes
Read a list of the 10 stupidest things Howard Dean has ever said.
Read a list of the 10 stupidest things Howard Dean has ever said.
John Kerry Quotes
Read witty quips by John Kerry from the 2004 campaign trail.
Read witty quips by John Kerry from the 2004 campaign trail.
Bill O'Reilly Quotes
Read 10 mind-numbingly stupid quotes by Fox News Channel's Bill O'Reilly.
Read 10 mind-numbingly stupid quotes by Fox News Channel's Bill O'Reilly.
Ann Coulter Quotes
Read funny and inflammatory quotes by right-wing pundit Ann Coulter.
Read funny and inflammatory quotes by right-wing pundit Ann Coulter.
George H.W. Bush Quotes
Read hilarious verbal gaffes and stupid quotes by President George H.W. Bush, the pioneer of Bushspeak.
Read hilarious verbal gaffes and stupid quotes by President George H.W. Bush, the pioneer of Bushspeak.
Ronald Reagan Quotes
Funny quotes and jokes by former President Ronald Reagan.
Funny quotes and jokes by former President Ronald Reagan.
Dan Quayle Quotes
Famously stupid quotes from former Vice President Dan Quayle.
Famously stupid quotes from former Vice President Dan Quayle.
Pat Robertson Quotes
Read a list of the top 10 all-time stupidest Pat Robertson quotes.
Read a list of the top 10 all-time stupidest Pat Robertson quotes.
Michael Moore Quotes
Funny quotes by author/filmmaker/political provocateur Michael Moore.
Funny quotes by author/filmmaker/political provocateur Michael Moore.
Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
Read classic political quotes by Kurt Vonnegut.
Read classic political quotes by Kurt Vonnegut.
Will Durst Quotes
Read funny quotes and jokes by political comedian Will Durst.
Read funny quotes and jokes by political comedian Will Durst.
Hunter S. Thompson Quotes
Read classic one-liners and funny quotes by gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson.
Read classic one-liners and funny quotes by gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson.
Jack Cafferty Quotes
Read memorable quotes by CNN's resident curmudgeon Jack Cafferty.
Read memorable quotes by CNN's resident curmudgeon Jack Cafferty.
Al Sharpton Quotes
Read funny one-liners by Rev. Al Sharpton.
Read funny one-liners by Rev. Al Sharpton.
Barack Obama Quotes
Read a series of funny quips by Sen. Barack Obama poking fun at his own political stardom.
Read a series of funny quips by Sen. Barack Obama poking fun at his own political stardom.
Johnny Carson Quotes
Read classic jokes and funny quotes by late-night king Johnny Carson.
Read classic jokes and funny quotes by late-night king Johnny Carson.
Bob Hope Quotes
Classic political jokes and one-liners by legendary comedian Bob Hope.
Classic political jokes and one-liners by legendary comedian Bob Hope.
Iraqi Information Minister Quotes
Actual quotes from the Iraqi Information Minister (AKA 'Baghdad Bob') too hilarious to possibly make up.
Actual quotes from the Iraqi Information Minister (AKA 'Baghdad Bob') too hilarious to possibly make up.
The 10 Dumbest Quotes of Campaign 2004
Read a list of the 10 dumbest quotes from the 2004 presidential campaign, including idiotic statements by George W. Bush, John Kerry, Dick Cheney, and others.
Read a list of the 10 dumbest quotes from the 2004 presidential campaign, including idiotic statements by George W. Bush, John Kerry, Dick Cheney, and others.
The 10 Funniest Quotes of Campaign 2004
Read a list of the 10 funniest quotes from the 2004 presidential campaign, including witty quips by George W. Bush, John Kerry, Dick Cheney, and others.
Read a list of the 10 funniest quotes from the 2004 presidential campaign, including witty quips by George W. Bush, John Kerry, Dick Cheney, and others.
The Bushisms: Poppy and Dubya Speak
George W. Bush's verbal gaffes have proven that he shares his father's flair for butchering the English language. But the many adventures in Bushspeak cannot be fully appreciated until Poppy and Dubya's rhetorical blunders are compared side by side.
George W. Bush's verbal gaffes have proven that he shares his father's flair for butchering the English language. But the many adventures in Bushspeak cannot be fully appreciated until Poppy and Dubya's rhetorical blunders are compared side by side.
The Bush vs. Bush Quiz
Can you discern a George W. Bushism from a George H.W. Bushism? Take our quiz and find out.
Can you discern a George W. Bushism from a George H.W. Bushism? Take our quiz and find out.
Classic Political Quotes
Classic political quotes from Will Rogers, Groucho Marx, Ambrose Bierce, P.J. O'Rourke, and various politicians.
Classic political quotes from Will Rogers, Groucho Marx, Ambrose Bierce, P.J. O'Rourke, and various politicians.
Classic Dumb Quote Quiz
Test your political savvy by matching inane political quotes with their source.
Test your political savvy by matching inane political quotes with their source.