From Daniel Kurtzman,
Your Guide to Political Humor.
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"What is best in life: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!" –from "Conan the Barbarian" (sound clip)

"I'm not into politics, I'm into survival" –in "The Running Man"

"I'll be back." –in "The Terminator" (sound clip)

"If it bleeds, we can kill it." –in "Predator" (sound clip)

"Have you ever killed anyone?"
"Yeah, but they were all bad." –in "True Lies"

"The difference is... I'm just going to kill you." –in "Collateral Damage"

"I don't know what the problem is, but I'm sure it can be solved without resorting to violence." –in "Twins"

"If I am not me, who da hell am I?" –in "Total Recall" (sound clip)

"Hasta la vista, baby!" –in "Terminator 2" (sound clip)