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Hillary Clinton's campaign right now, this very minute, is $20 million in debt. Now, when she gets that 3 a.m. call, it's from a collection agency." --David Letterman
"Well, as reported, some Democrats are quietly sending word to Hillary that it's over. And Hillary's people said it's not over until the fat lady sings. To which Bill said, 'There's a fat lady? Where?'" --Jay Leno
"I don't know if
Barack Obama's getting tired or what, but in a recent speech, Barack Obama made a mistake. He said he had
visited all 57 states. Yeah, that's what he said. After hearing this, President Bush said, 'Haha, he forgot Alaska and Hawaii!'" --Conan O'Brien
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John Edwards has officially endorsed Barack Obama. They say the endorsement will help Obama win what's known as Hillary Democrats. You know what Hillary Democrats are? Those are Democrats who like to knock back whisky shots while pretending to duck sniper fire." --Jay Leno
"Some people are saying there could be an Obama-Edwards ticket. Others think there should be an Obama-Hillary ticket. And today former Gov. of New Jersey Jim McGreevey said, 'Hey, why not a three-way?" --Jay Leno
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Check out the latest additions to our running compilation of
funny gaffes, crazy antics, and other triumphs in idiocy from the 2008 campaign trail:
Barack Obama claims he's visited 57 states; John McCain loses his bearings with a microphone, and Hillary Clinton faces off against a coffee maker and loses.
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It wasn't too long ago that Hillary Clinton was
singing the praises of
Saturday Night Live for the way it was portraying the 2008 campaign.
Between
invoking SNL to score points in a debate with Barack Obama and
laughing it up alongside Clinton impersonator Amy Poehler, Clinton milked the show's favorable treatment of her for everything it was worth.
But it's safe to say the love affair has now come to an end after SNL, in its latest show, subjected Clinton to one of the most punishing comic assaults of the election season.
The show opened with Poehler, playing Clinton, making the case for why she is a better candidate to go up against John McCain. To sum it up, Clinton admitted to being a sore loser who has no ethical standards and whose supporters are racist.
Watch the
video or read the transcript below:
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