| Conservative Political Spectrum |
| What Type of Conservative Are You? |
If you've taken the
Conservative Identity Quiz, this list of
Conservative Breeds will help you see how you compare to other
conservatives.
• Flag-Waving Everymen, also known as patriots— believe in championing
liberty over tyranny, apple pie over sushi, and that God gave us a two-day
weekend so we could enjoy football and NASCAR.
• Free Marketeers, also known as a fiscal conservative—believe in
free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from
pick-pocketing liberal socialists.
• Faith-Based Fighters, also known as religious conservatives— believe in
Judeo-Christian values, restoring God's rightful place in the public square, and
in showing all the unwashed and unsaved liberal sinners the path to salvation,
or at least to the GOP.
• Values Guardians, also known as cultural conservatives—believe in
protecting the American way of life and fighting a culture war against liberal
moonbats and the lapdogs in the lamestream media who are out to destroy decent,
moral Americans like Sarah Palin for daring to defend traditional values.
• Anti-government Gunslingers, also known as libertarian conservatives or
Tea Partiers—believe in smaller government, states' rights, gun rights, and
that, as Reagan once said, "The nine most terrifying words in the English
language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'"
• Freedom Crusaders, also known as neoconservatives—believe in taking the
fight directly to the enemy, whether it's terrorists abroad or the liberal
terrorist appeasers at home who give them aid and comfort.
See Also:
The
Liberal Political Spectrum
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~By
Daniel
Kurtzman
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