| Liberal Political Spectrum |
| What Type of Liberal Are You? |
If you've taken the
Liberal Identity Quiz, this list of Liberal
Breeds will help you see how you compare to other liberals.
• Eco-Avengers, also known as environmentalists or tree huggers—believe
in saving the planet from the clutches of air-fouling, oil-drilling,
earth-raping conservative fossil fools.
• Social Justice Crusaders, also known as rights activists—believe in
equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from
rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.
• Peace Patrollers, also known as anti-war liberals or
neo-hippies—believe in putting an end to American imperial conquest, stopping
wars that have already been lost, and supporting our troops by bringing them
home.
• Working Class Warriors, also known as blue-collar Democrats—believe
that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and
corporate criminals, and you’re not going to take it anymore.
• Reality-Based Intellectualists, also known as the liberal elite—are
proud members of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science,
reason, and non-Jesus-centric thought reign supreme.
• New Left Hipsters, also known as MoveOn.org liberals, Netroots
activists, or Daily Show fanatics—believe that if we really want to defend
American values, conservative hatriots must be exposed and mocked for every
fanatical, puritanical, paranoid, fact-allergic, reality-challenged,
obstructionist ideal for which they stand.
See Also:
The
Conservative Political Spectrum
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~By
Daniel
Kurtzman
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