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New Rules: Catholic Church
Bill Maher takes on the Olympic torch run, horoscopes, and the Catholic Church in his latest installment of New Rules

New Rules: Democratic Race
Bill Maher lays down some new rules about the primary battle, saying it's time for Democrats to stop freaking out


New Rules: Fogey of War
Bill Maher sounds off on John McCain and Iraq.

New Rules: Moron Terror

Bill Maher: "Politicians must stop saying, 'The American people are smarter than that.' No they aren't."

New Rules: Turban Outfitters
Bill Maher takes on the Republican smear campaign against Barack Hussein Obama.

New Rules: John McCain Is Old
Watch highlights from "New Rules" segment of Real Time with Bill Maher.


New Rules: Amazing Race
Watch highlights from Real Time with Bill Maher, including the return of "New Rules"

Bill Maher Endorses Barack Obama
Comedian Bill Maher throws his support to Obama in his latest monologue.

The 700 Club's Accu-Wrath Weather Forecast
Pat Robertson's "700 Club" provides the five-day Accu-Wrath weather forecast.


New Rules: The Thrilla In Vanilla, Thankshallowismas & Crass Warfare
Watch highlights from Real Time with Bill Maher, including his latest installment of "New Rules."


Fundamentalist Fashion Show
Bill Maher presents his Fifth Annual Fall Fundamentalist Fashion Show, plus other highlights from Real time with Bill Maher.

Bill Maher Throws 9/11 Conspiracy Hecklers Out of His Audience
Bill Maher took matters into his own hands when 9/11 conspiracy theorists disrupted the audience of his television show, Real Time with Bill Maher.

New Rules: Family Values
Bill Maher compares the Christian family values crowd to Hillary Clinton.


New Rules: The Nonsense of 'Lapelgate'
Bill Maher goes off on the sheer ridiculousness of the right-wing's faux outrage over Obama's flag-less lapel, and the braindead media that perpetuates the non-scandal scandal.

Bill Maher Highlight Reel - 9/22

Bill Maher takes on Larry Craig, Phil Spector, Democrats, Bush, and religion.


New Rules: Dead Certain Bush
Bill Maher sounds off on Bush's Iraq visit, Larry Craig, and "Dead Certain" Bush.


Bill Maher on Larry Craig
Bill Maher sounds off on Larry Craig and other hot topics in the news.

Bill Maher: The Decider Popular
Watch highlights from Bill Maher's new HBO comedy special, "The Decider."

Bill Maher: What I Did on My Summer Vacation
Bill Maher talks about the Iraq surge, Karl Rove's resignation, our crumbling infrastructure, and the record of the Democratic Congress.

Michael Moore Interview with Bill Maher
Michael Moore appears on Real Time with Bill Maher to talk about SiCKO, the presidential race, and other issues.

New Rules: Jimmy Carter Must Be Sent to Gitmo
Bill Maher sounds off on Jimmy Carter's claim that Bush is the worst president ever.

The FOX News GOP Debate in 45 Seconds
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Real Time With Bill Maher captures the essence of the FOX News Republican presidential debate.

Touching Tribute to Jerry Falwell

Maher pays his respects to the late Christian leader.

New Rules: French Dissing
Bill Maher blasts conservatives who dismiss everything French as if it's somehow now "the ultimate argument winner."

New Rules: Warning in America
Bill Maher psychologically analyzes President Bush.

New Rules: Transformation
of the Department of Justice
Bill Maher laces into Monica Goodling and the Bush administration for appointing more than 150 graduates of Pat Robertson's Regent University to prominent positions in the U.S. government.

New Rules: Treasonable Doubt
Maher: "Traitors don't get to question my patriotism. What could be less patriotic than constantly screwing things up for America."

New Rules: Orwell That Ends Well
Bill Maher sardonically shatters the "liberal" notion that President Bush hasn't asked us to sacrifice anything for the war on terror.

New Rules: Surge Overkill
Mitt Romney, Pizza, Disneyland, the religion of peace, and war happy talk are the topics of Maher's New Rules.

New Rules: Cheney's Rorschach Test and Bush's Lame Dunk

Maher: "New Rule: George Bush can't have any more visitors until he finishes his homework."

New Rules: Electing a Woman President
Bill Maher rants about the women who are not helping the cause of electing the first woman president -- namely, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Anna Nicole Smith, Paula Abdul, and crazy astronaut lady with the diapers.


New Rules: Gaffe Infection
Maher: "If we're going to choose our presidents by which one never misspeaks, how did we end up with the Chimp we have now?"

Bush's Surge

Bill Maher fills us in on some of the things that pissed him off while his show was on hiatus.

Head In
Bill Maher spoofs the idiotic "HeadOn" commercial at Bush's expense.

Celebrity Fragrances
Introducing "Quagmire" the perfume that stays the course, Mark Foley's "Mandate," George Allen's "Macaca," and more.

New Rules: Donkey Congress
Bill Maher has some advice for Democrats taking over Congress and calls for a Constitutional Convention.

In Memoriam: A Farewell to Douchebags
Bill Maher pays tribute to all the Republicans who are no longer with us.

Bill Maher on the Election
Maher: "I don't want to say that George Bush is a lame duck, but today Dick Cheney shot him."

New Rules: Talking Points for Democrats

Maher: "When they say the terrorists want the Democrats to win. You say, are you insane? George Bush has been a terrorist's wet dream."

New Rules
"New Rule: George Bush can't have any more visitors until he finishes his homework." Excellent four-minute segnment from New Rules.

New Rules Pride of the Yankees
Bill Maher: "America must stop bragging that it's the greatest country on earth and start acting like it."


New Rules: Tanks But No Tanks
Bill Maher delivers a stirring and passionate rebuke to the neocons who so tragically misplanned the Iraq war, saying ""You can't call yourself a think tank if all your ideas are stupid."

Bill Maher speaking of the Iraq Study Group
"James Baker, says we're going to have to bring in Iran... So this is so bad now that we have to bring in the Axis of Evil to be the coalition of the willing."

Maher Discusses Republican Hypocrisy with his Panel
"What, the fact that there are Gay Republicans, is that a crime?"..."It would be if the Republicans had their way. "

New Rules: Page Against the Machine
Bill Maher puts the Mark Foley page scandal into perspective.

New Rules: Maher on Foley and Washington, D.C.
Bill Maher: "I love D.C. Where else can you see Robert Novak in his natural habitat? Hanging upside down from the rafters in an old barn."

New Rules: DC Rules
Bill Maher lays down some new rules for Washington, D.C., as he prepares to host Real Time With Bill Maher in the nation's capital.

Bill Maher on the Foley Scandal
Bill Maher talks about the Foley scandal and how conservative repression and self-righteousness always seems to manifest in supreme hypocrisy.


Bill Maher Video: Hugo to Hell
From Bill Maher's New Rules
: "Bush can't be the devil because the devil is smart."

New Rules: Canna-Bus
Maher: "The only way we're going to legalize pot is by convincing Bush and Cheney that pot is a petroleum product."

Maher & Mixed Panel Debate 'Jesus Camp'
Bill Maher and a panel including Reza Aslan (a Muslim), Sandy Rios (a conservative Christian) and Bradley Whitford (a liberal Episcopalian) discuss the morality of raising "Christian soldiers" to fight in God's army, as depicted in the movie "Jesus Camp."

New Rule: Dick-Tation
Bill Maher: "Dick Cheney has to get through a sentence without using the phrase 'if you will.' ... That's not enough to distract us, if you will, from the fact that everything you say is complete and utter, if you will, horsesh*t."

New Rules: Bush's Coronary Bypass
Bill Maher: "Someone must tell President Bush where his heart is...Most people don't clutch the wrong organ, but then again most people don't invade the wrong country."

New Rules: Ridiculing Bush
Bill Maher says "ridiculing this president is now the most patriotic thing you can possibly do."

Bill Maher Takes On 'The Path to 9/11'
Maher, along with guests Rob Thomas, P.J. O'Rourke and Joan Walsh, ripped into ABC's undocu-drama, which pins the blame for 9/11 on Bill Clinton.

Bill Maher Converts to Islam So He Can Take Gel on a Plane
From New Rules: Bill Maher says he's willing to convert to Islam if it will make the terrorists happy.

Bill Maher: 'Scientists' Have Decided to Cut and Run on Pluto Popular
Bill Maher: "I say it's time for the United States to sever its ties with science all together and withdraw from the solar system."

Bill Maher Recaps the Summer's News
Bill Maher sounds off on the Middle East, wiretapping, flag burning, stem cells, Mel Gibson, and more.

Bill Maher on Jay Leno
Bill Maher sounds off on Mel Gibson, religion, homeland security, and the Mideast.

Bill Maher on the Case For Impeaching Bush
Bill Maher wants to wipe the smirk of Bush's face and start impeachment proceedings, but not for what you think.

Katrina Kids Sing For Bush Popular
Real Time With Bill Maher has some fun with the White House Easter festivities and the use of young Hurricane Katrina victims as props.

Bill Maher's New Rules: Illegal Immigration
Bill Maher pokes fun at President Bush and offers a solution to the illegal immigration problem.

My Pet Scapegoat
Bill Maher pokes fun at the resignation of White House Chief of Staff Andy Card and the phony "War on Christianity."

Bill Maher's 'New Rules': Premature Inauguration Popular
On HBO's Real Time, Bill Maher sounds off on Bush, White House fatigue, John McCain and Hillary Clinton.

'Somewhere in South Dakota'
Watch a funny comedy sketch from "Real Time With Bill Maher," poking fun at South Dakota's abortion ban.

Bill Maher: If The Oscars Were Managed By Dubai
Bill Maher's spoofs the Academy Awards and the controversial port deal with Dubai.

Dick Cheney, The Notorious VP
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Watch a funny spoof video from HBO's "Real Time With Bill Maher," featuring "Dick Cheney, The Notorious VP."

Bill Maher on Cheney
Bill Maher:
I think the comedy gods are smiling on me."

Bill Maher's Partisan Pharmaceuticals
Things in this country have gotten to partisan, that even products you find in the store are partisan. An amusing bit from "Real Time With Bill Maher."

Bill Maher: George of the Bungle Popular
Bill Maher rants about President Bush and how everything he touches turns to absolute crap. From Maher's "New Rules" segment on HBO's "Real Time With Bill Maher."

Bush-Cheney: Touching Your Life
An amusing parody ad from "Real Time With Bill Maher."

FOX Facts
"Real Time With Bill Maher" pokes fun at FOX News Channel's attempts to support President Bush.

Bill Maher on Harriet Miers and Cronyism
Bill Maher says it's time for President Bush to meet some new people and expand his circle of friends beyond his mom, Karen Hughes and the House of Saud.

Tucker Carlson vs. Bill Maher
MSNBC's Tucker Carlson spars with comedian Bill Maher over Hurricane Katrina and gets his ass handed to him.

Bill Maher's New Rules: Evil
Bill Maher rants about the true nature of evil in his "New Rules" segment on HBO's "Real Time With Bill Maher."

Bill Maher on Rovegate
Comedian Bill Maher talks to Jay Leno about Karl Rove, John Roberts, and other topics.

Bill Maher Interviews Jeff Gannon
Comedian Bill Maher interviews gay prostitute-turned White House correspondent Jeff Gannon, as Gannon explains, "Usually the way it works is people prostitute themselves after they become reporters."

Bill Maher on Jeff Gannon
Watch video of Bill Maher talking about the Jeff Gannon scandal on "Real Time With Bill Maher."


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