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Compiled by Daniel Kurtzman
"You all know who Mary Carey is? She's the
porn star who's running for governor, and she has this Web site where she does
naked jumping jacks. You know, I think I speak to most guys when I say, 'Yeah,
that's all well and good, but where does she stand on the issues?' ... Actually,
Carey said today she's offered to debate six guys, all at the same time." —Jay
Leno
"Cruz Bustamante said he is going to cooperate with Arnold, his theory
is, 'if you can't lick 'em, join 'em.' And Mary Carey's is 'if you can't join 'em,
lick 'em.'"
—Jay Leno
"Mary Carey, the porn star candidate, she says she will raise money in
L. A. by taxing breast implants. She says that any L.A. women with natural
breasts will be tax- exempt. See, I like that, she's reaching out to minorities."
—Jay Leno
"One of the candidates, adult film actress
Mary Carey said if she doesn't win the recall vote she will go back to making
porno films. Even more disturbing, Gary Coleman said the same thing."
—Conan O'Brien
"Have you heard of this porn star named
Mary Carey who is running for governor? Carey is running on a platform of
taxing breast implants, which, of course, are California's largest natural
resource." —Jay
Leno
"Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and adult film star Mary Carey,
they're also running. See you know what bothers me about the two of them? See,
this could split the all-important porn vote." —Jay
Leno
~Compiled by Daniel Kurtzman
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