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Saddam Emerges From Hole, Sees Shadow; Six More Months of War
The Daily Probe

WMD Found in Saddam's Beard
The Borowitz Report

Mission Accomplisheder! The World Sleeps Safely Tonight Knowing a Delirious, Nappy Hairball Living in a Hole is Finally in Republican Custody!
White House.org

Mad Cow Linked to Al-Qowda
The Borowitz Report

'Queer Eye' Spokesman Questions Ridge's Choice Of Orange
The Borowitz Report

Ready.gov Terrorism Preparedness Parody
Andy Somers

Mad Cowboy Case Discovered in Washington
Internet Weekly Report

Michael Jackson Becomes Democratic Presidential Candidate to Keep Himself Out of Media Spotlight
Chortler

Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden Bloopers, Bleeps and Practical Jokes
Broken Newz

Dean Volunteer Bolts Campaign After Failing to Meet Hot Girls
The Borowitz Report

Gaddafi Believed To Be Hiding Huge Stockpiles Of Sand
Chortler

Schwarzenegger's Emergency Powers Include Super-Strength, Heat-Vision
The Borowitz Report

Fox News To Run Non-stop Coverage Of Saddam Surrender For Next 11 Months
Chortler

Saddam's Capture Creates 3.7 Million New Jobs
The Borowitz Report

Interrogators Show Saddam 'Trista and Ryan's Wedding'
The Borowitz Report

Rescue Workers Free Saddam from Abandoned Well
The Specious Report

Christmas Brought To Iraq By Force
The Onion

Statement by the Late Strom Thurmond Defending His Indiscriminately Voracious Fondness for Slave Koochie
White House.org

Saddam Captured - Apprehended Touring With The Doobie Brothers
NewsHax

Richard Gephardts All-night Naked Mud-wrestling Extravaganza Overshadowed By Capture Of Saddam Hussein 
Chorter 

Geraldo To Reveal WMD's In Live Broadcast From Hussein's Bunker
Bob's Fridge Door

Top 20 Parodies of 2003
Internet Weekly Report 

Statement by the Vice President Announcing Punitive Reawarding of Lucrative Pentagon Contracts from Tainted "Halliburton" to Ethically Spotless 'KBR'
White House.org

O.J. Finds Saddam
The Borowitz Report

Saddam Captured While Playing Santa in Montana Mall
Broken Newz

Halliburton Executive Turned in Saddam Hussein
Daily Hog 

Senate Carpool 'Forgets' To Pick Up Feingold Again
The Onion

Supreme Court Overturns Gore's Endorsement of Dean
The Borowitz Report

The George W. Bush G.I. Joke Action Figure
Mad Magazine

Clinton Googles Self
The Onion

Bush Re-Election Campaign Creates Thousands Of New Jobs
The Onion

Challenging Dean to Unseal Records, Kerry Unveils Forehead
The Borowitz Report

I Love Karl Rove
I Love Karl Rove.com

George Bush's Chritsmas Carol
See Sharp Press

Bush: Gigantic Bronze Busts of Saddam Were WMD
The Borowitz Report

Bush Asks 'Finding Nemo' Team to Find Saddam
The Borowitz Report

Bush's Surprise Thanksgiving Remarks To Troops During His Brave, 150-Minute, After-Dark Jaunt To The Maximum-Security Heart Of The "Mission Accomplished" Zone
White House.org

Bush Declares End of Major Combat Operations (For Today)
Chortler

Bush Makes Surprise Visit to Bush Fundraiser
Skewpoint

Bush Decides to Do Everything in Secret From Now On
The Borowitz Report

'A Second Chance' by George W. Bush
GeorgeWBush.org

Betty Bowers' Guide to the Perfect Christmas
Betty Bowers

The Codpiece Has Landed!
Internet Weekly Report 

John Kerry's Hair Now Open For Skiing
Chortler

Masked Groper Stalks Sacramento
The Borowitz Report

New Schwarzenegger Movie Fails to Live up to Hype
About Political Humor

Oh, What A Mis'rable Failure
MadKane 

Ashcroft Urges Military Tribunal For White House Turkey
The Borowitz Report

Karl Rove Sends a Turkey to Iraq
Internet Weekly Report

Bush Iraq Visit Kept Secret...From Bush!
Barry Rabin 

Official Re-Selection Site of the 2004 Bush-Cheney Campaign
GeorgeWBush.org

Overhauling Medicare: Bush Applauds Congress for Courageously Entrusting Granny and Grampa's Confused Twilight Years to America's Benevolent Cancer Profiteers
White House.org

In Rare Show of Unity, Democrats Vow to Defeat Dean
The Borowitz Report

Cheney Named Interim King of Pop
The Borowitz Report

Bush Concludes Historic UK Visit With Stirring Farewell Address to Jubilant Multitudes of Adoring Security Personnel
White House.org

CBS to Cancel 'Ronald Reagan at the Neverland Ranch'
Broken Newz

Catholic Church Confers Sainthood Upon Michael Jackson
Broken Newz

Photo Proves Saddam 9/11 Connection
Internet Weekly Report 

The British Tabloid President
Internet Weekly Report

Jacko Reporters Trample Osama
The Borowitz Report

Schwarzenegger Postpones Inauguration to Fine-Tune Special Effects
The Borowitz Report

Clean and Sober Rush Limbaugh Still an Asshole, Friends and Relatives Say
Freepressed 

Palestine Appoints New Minister Of Rubble And Urban Development
The Onion

Speeding Up Iraqi Self-Rule: What Do You Think?
The Onion

Cheney Discusses the Mass. Gay Marriage Ruling
White House.org

Kerry's Staff Living on Ketchup
The Borowitz Report

Dubya's Dayly Diary
MadKane

Bush Personally Thanks Michael Jackson for Keeping His British Visit Out of the Headlines
Chortler

Daily Mirror Infiltrated by Journalist Despite High Security
DeadBrain

Jay Leno to Host Nation's First Primary
The Borowitz Report

Congress Raises Executive Minimum Wage To $565.15/Hr
The Onion

Infographic: 'The Reagans'
The Onion

The Anti-Abortion Campaign: What Do You Think?
The Onion

Cheney Expanding Even Faster Than Economy
The Borowitz Report

Bush's Campaign Calendar for November
GWBush.com 

Kerry Taps Hairstylist to Lead Campaign
The Borowitz Report

Bush Explains Economic Miracles of Jobless Recovery and Endless Deficit Spending
White House.org

Gray Davis Evaporates
The Borowitz Report

'Ten Commandments Judge' To Open Kool-Aid Stand In Guyana
Internet Weekly Report 

Bush's Veterans Day Address to Retired Military Shrapnel Sponges
White House.org

St. Reagan's Song
MadKane

Bush Signs Partial-Birth Abortion Ban
White House.org

Al Gore Still Shows No Sign Of Catching On To Election 2000 Practical Joke
Chortler

Unrest In Iraq: What Do You Think?
The Onion

Energy Secretary Just Assumed Cabinet Knew He Did Porn Films In The '80s
The Onion

Karl Rove Ensures Republican Elected As Student Body President
The Onion

Prince Charles Admits Taping Makeover Show
The Borowitz Report

Bush's Birthday Poem to Laura
White House.org

CBS to Air 'Everybody Loves Reagan'
The Borowitz Report

CBS President Donates Testicles to Reagan Presidential Library
The Specious Report

CBS Replaces Rather With O'Reilly
Bob's Fridge Door

Kerry Blames Dean For Improving Economy
The Borowitz Report

'Well, You Try To Reconstruct Iraq,' Says U.S. Defensive Dept.
The Onion

The Iraqi Dead Coffin Photograph Ban
White House.org

Air Force One Takes Off Without Bush
Internet Weekly Report

Arnold Schwarzenegger Cartoons and Parody Pictures
About Political Humor

Ode to the Barbed Bushes
MadKane

Muscleman Put in Charge of World's Fifth Largest Economy
The Onion

CIA-Leak Scapegoat Still at Large
The Onion

Limbaugh Says Drug Addiction a Remnant of Clinton Administration
The Onion

Muppets Take Baghdad
The Daily Probe

North Korea Expels Iran From Axis of Evil
The Borowitz Report

$87 Billion Spent in First Two Days
The Borowitz Report

Kerry, Gephardt Key Dean's Car
The Borowitz Report

U.N. Offers Guidance for Iraq Reconstruction
The Specious Report

Lt. General William Boykin's Formal Press Q&A To Quell Fears Of Military Insensitivity
White House.org

General Boykin's Ballad
MadKane

Fox News Declares Bush Winner of 2004 Election
Dateline Hollywood

Schwarzenegger Elected First Horseman Of The Apocalypse
The Onion

Lieberman Pledges To Gloss Over The Boring Issues
The Onion

Schwarzenegger Victorious: What Do You Think?
The Onion

Bush Disappointed To Learn Chinese Foreign Minister Doesn't Know Karate
The Onion

Pat Robertson Unveils Godly Plan to Save America Through Government Annihilation
White House.org

Tom DeLay Celebrates Texas Redistricting Coup
White House.org 

Administration Deeply Divided Over How to Pronounce Al Qaeda
The Borowitz Report

Saddam Seen at Karaoke Night in Tikrit
The Borowitz Report

Schwarzenegger Seeks Billions By Claiming California Has WMD's
Bob's Fridge Door

Press Filter Follies
MadKane

Republican Eye for the Democratic Guy
Chortler

In His First Official Act, Gov. Schwarzenegger Compliments California's Ass
The Borowitz Report

Bush Welcomes Arnold: The Fresh New Face of Baby-Killing, Homo-Loving, Gun-Control, Group Sex Republicanism
White House.org

Comedians in Final Push For Arnold
The Borowitz Report

Schwarzenegger Accused of Groping For Pronunciation
The Borowitz Report

85 Percent Of Public Believes Bush's Approval Rating Fell In Last Month
The Onion

Schwarzenegger Running Out Of Movie-Related Campaign Slogans
The Onion

Interview With Donald Rumsfeld
MadKane

Unnamed White House Source Denies Leak; White House Denies Leaking Denial
The Borowitz Report

With Huffington Out, Gary Coleman Surges to 1%
The Borowitz Report

Bush Enlists Panel of Experts to Counter Preposterous Liberal Charges that Rush Limbaugh is Prejudiced
White House.org

The Traitorgate Song
MadKane

In Policy Shift, U.S. Puts Iraq on eBay
The Borowitz Report

Statement by Karl Rove Emphatically Not Commenting on Alleged Political Motivations for Maliciously Endangering the Wife of That Bastard Turncoat Joseph Wilson
White House.org

Gray Davis Slander Campaigns Getting Out of Control
Broken Newz 

Ronald Reagan's Letters
White House.org

U.S. Government to Discontinue Long-Term, Low-Yield Investment in Nation's Youth
The Onion

Bush Rebuffed By Model U.N.
The Borowitz Report

California to Recall Los Angeles
The Borowitz Report

Bush Wonders Where America Got Kooky Ideas About Saddam and 9/11
The Borowitz Report

Bush's Even-Tempered Response to Egregiously Slanderous Iraq Criticism from Ted Kennedy
White House.org

California in Danger of Becoming a Joke, Warns Gary Coleman
The Borowitz Report

Should Arafat Be Removed?
The Onion

Relations Break Down Between U.S. and Them
The Onion

Revised Patriot Act Will Make It Illegal To Read Patriot Act
The Onion

The Secret Poems of Arnold Schwarzenegger
Chortler

Scientists Detect Signs That John Edwards May Be Running For President
The Borowitz Report

Bush Reveals Foreign Policy Was Stunt for MTV's 'Jackass'
The Borowitz Report

U.S. Seeks Help in Iraq: What Do You Think?
The Onion

Q & A With John Ashcroft
White House.org

Dan Quayle Bust Unveiled
White House.org

Nude Photos of Bustamante Startle California
The Borowitz Report

Circus Freaks Losing Audience to California Race
The Borowitz Report

Bush: I Meant $87 Zillion
The Borowitz Report

Bush's Address to the Nation
White House.org

Absence of WMD's in Bush's Speech Ruins Drinking Game
The Borowitz Report

Bush Revels in America's Unequivocal Victory Over Tyranny and Pandemonium in the New & Improved Iraq
White House.org

More Troops Needed to Force J. Lo to Marry Ben
The Borowitz Report

Ridge Admits He Is Color Blind
The Borowitz Report

In Reversal, Schwarzenegger Pledges to Have Group Sex With Entire State
The Borowitz Report

The Real Bush Action Figure
Bush Action Figure.com

'Trying to Help' by Dennis Miller
The Specious Report

The Blackout Song
MadKane

Inside Karl Rove's Diary: 'Things Aren't Going So Well'
The Crisis Papers

Bush Announces New Job Creation McCzar
News Hax

Bush and Blair Release Proof of Iraq's WMD Program
Chortler

California Governor Candidate Deck of Cards
Broken Newz

Mississippi Judge Ordered to Remove Twelve-foot Burning Cross From Courthouse
BBSpot

Ashcroft Agrees to 'Queer Eye' Makeover
The Borowitz Report

Ann Coulter Spontaneously Combusts
The Borowitz Report

The California Recall Candidates: A Focus on the 87 Frontrunners
The Onion

Bush Diagnosed With Attention-To-Deficit Disorder
The Onion

Bob Hope Happy to See So Many Troops in Heaven
The Onion

U.N. Factoid-Finding Mission Discovers Liberia About The Size Of Tennessee
The Onion

Iraqis Offer to Trade Their Crumbling Infrastructure for America's Crumbling Infrastructure
The Borowitz Report

Jerry Bruckheimer to Produce California Recall Election
The Borowitz Report

Bush Eyes Sweater-Rich Kashmir As Key Source of Static Electricity
The Borowitz Report

Sound Trucks Following Schwarzenegger Cause Power Outages in U.S. and Canada
The Borowitz Report

Bush Action Figure Recalled; Weapons of Mass Destruction Not Included
The Borowitz Report

George W. Bush 'Elite Force Aviator' Action Figure
The Specious Report

Paul Newman Is Still HUD
New York Times

The Fair & Balanced Song
MadKane

Charles Taylor Headed For California
The Borowitz Report

Citing California, Iraqis Reject Democracy
The Borowitz Report

Humanitarian Aid Check Blown Before It Arrives
The Onion

Texas Air National Guard George W. Bush Action Figure
eBay

California Gubernatorial Debates: Angelyne and Arnold Schwarzenegger
The Specious Report

Eleven Million Candidates Solve California Budget Crisis
No Apologies Press

Yellow Bush of Texas
MadKane

White House Releases Redacted Version of Constitution
The Borowitz Report

Former President Carter to Be Tried for Peace Crimes
The Onion

The 3rd Annual Crawford Retreat: President's Statement Kicking Off His Month-Long Fund-Raising Fiesta & Buckaroo Photo-Op Hoedown
White House.org

Gray Davis Recall Infographic
The Onion

Embattled Liberia: What Do You Think?
The Onion

Bush Accepts Personal Responsibility for Blaming CIA
Bob's Fridge Door

Bush: Saddam Had Uranium on Amazon.com Wish List
The Borowitz Report

Bob Hope's 100 Years of Radical Politics
Slate

Adorable Democratic Candidate Actually Believes He Has A Chance
The Onion

Uday And Qusay On Display: What Do You Think?
The Onion

Congress Establishes Bill Suggestion Hotline
The Onion

White House Deletes All References To 9/11 In 9/11 Report
Bob's Fridge Door

Bush Blames Economy on Someone Named Hadley
The Borowitz Report

Poindexter to Head Department of Bad Ideas
The Borowitz Report

President's Proclamation To Retroactively Eradicate Big Government Curtailment Of Executive Flag Desecration & Defilement Privileges
White House.org

U.S. Sends Uday and Qusay's Heads on 21-City Tour
The Borowitz Report

In New Tape, Qusay and Uday Confirm They Are Dead
The Borowitz Report

Stocks Rally Again As U.S. Announces Qusay, Uday's Demise A Second Time
The Borowitz Report

Scam Uranium Document Contain Obvious Flaws
The Specious Report

Senator Jerry Springer's First 100 Days
The New Yorker

Green Party Leaders Meet to Plan Bush Re-election
NewsHax


Bush Accuses Saddam of Hiding Reason for War
The Borowitz Report

Bush Asks Congress For $30 Billion To Help Fight War On Criticism
The Onion

Uday and Qusay: Just Two Crazy Kids in Love
The Specious Report

Bush, Rumsfeld Vow to Say 'Whatever It Takes'
The Specious Report

U.S. Vows to Share Power in Iraq As Soon As It Is Turned Back On
The Borowitz Report

Bush's Statement Repudiating the Myth of Nigergate
White House.org

Bush: Saddam Bought Geraniums, Not Uranium
The Borowitz Report

America's Favorite Fictional Candidate Enters Presidential Race
Will Markson 2004

Troops to Stay in Iraq: What Do You Think?
The Onion

Highlights of Bush's Brave Safari to Africa
White House.org

The Rejected Plan for the New White House Email System
MadKane

These Weapons of Mass Destruction Cannot Be Displayed
Blueyonder.co.uk

Search Results for Weapons of Mass Destruction
The Specious Report

Sen. Frist Receives High Bid In White House Bachelor Auction
The Onion

Israelis, Palestinians Agree To Share Headline
The Onion

Bush's African Tour: What Do You Think?
The Onion

Ari Fleischer Named New Iraqi Information Minister
The Borowitz Report

SWF Seeks WMD; CIA Runs Personal Ad Looking for Weapons Cache
The Borowitz Report

Giant Girl Forces Playthings Cheney And Rumsfeld To Wed
The Onion

Follow the Yellowcake Road to War
Betty Bowers

CIA Director Accepts Blame For Recession, Deficit And Britney Spears' Reputation
Bob's Frdige Door

Saddam Signs Up For 'Do-Not-Call' List
The Borowitz Report

GOP Reports Record Second-Quarter Profits
The Onion

The Weakly Standard
Weakly Standard.com

Strom Thurmond Murdered by Shock of Supreme Court Integrationist Sodomy Ruling
White House.org

Bush Releases Proof of Iraq's Weapons of Mass Destruction
White House.org

Voice Purporting to Be Bin Laden Disputes Authenticity of Voice Purporting to Be Saddam
The Borowitz Report

Thousands of Saddams Surrender
The Borowitz Report

Gore's New TV Network to Target Insomniacs
The Borowitz Report

Iraq: U.S. Finds Suspicious Trailers in Suspicious Trailer Park
The Borowitz Report

Small Children May Be Traumatized by Ann Coulter, Psychologist Says
The Borowitz Report

Saddam Alive, Well, and Dating Demi
The Borowitz Report

War in Iran Would Cost Minimal Change in Graphics, Fox News Says
The Borowitz Report

Rumsfeld Gives Korea Speech Wearing Big Green 'Hulk' Hands
The Borowitz Report

Ace of Diamonds Irked by No. 4 Ranking
The Borowitz Report

Many Halliburton Execs Still Without Evian
The Borowitz Report

CBS Offers Rather's Job to Jessica Lynch
The Borowitz Report

Gen. Tommy Franks Quits Army To Pursue Solo Bombing Projects
The Onion

Monica Narrates Hillary's Audio Book
The Borowitz Report

N.Y. Times Retracts Years of Erroneous Headlines
The Specious Report

Iraqi Information Minister Vows Big Changes at New York Times
The Borowitz Report

Martha Stewart Recruiting Look-Alikes
The Borowitz Report

Laura Bush Congratulates Hillary Clinton on Publication of Her Memoirs
White House.org

Hillary Clinton's Livid History
Bob's Frdige Door

Bush: Saddam's Constant Denials Proof He Had Weapons
The Borowitz Report

The Clinton Outtakes
New York Daily News

Martha Stewart Parody Site
Martha Stewart Talks

Bush Visits U.S.S. Truman For Dramatic Veterans'-Benefits-Cutting Ceremony
The Onion

Doctors Reveal Bush Using Corked Vice-President
BBSpot

Bush Invites Former G8 Allies to Assist in Provoking the Wrath of Bona Fide Nukular States
White House.org

Poll: Most Hardened Convicts Refuse to Share Cells With CEOs
The Borowitz Report

Infographic on the Bush Tax Cut Plan
The Onion

Chirac Calls For End to French Jokes; Bush Blasts Proposal as 'Premature'
The Borowitz Report

Blix Set to Invade Iraq
The Borowitz Report

Luxury SUV Buyers Win Desperately Needed Tax Relief
The Specious Report

WorldCom Awarded Pentagon Contract To Overstate Earnings In Iraq
Bob's Frdige Door

Democratic Hopefuls Disappear; Two Days Passed Before Anyone Noticed, FBI Says
The Borowitz Report

Terrifying Bill Passed During NBA Playoffs
The Onion

Bush to Phase Out Environment by 2004
The Borowitz Report

Bush Unveils Bill of Rights for Occupied Iraq
White House.org

The No Sin Zone
Betty Bowers

The Betty Bowers Operation Liberate Iran Newsletter
Betty Bowers

Bush Welcomes Esteemed Yale Classmates to White House
White House.org

Bush For President Web Site
GWBush04.com

Bill of Rights Ruled Unconstitutional
Charlotte Observer

Car Alarm Named New Iraqi National Anthem
The Borowitz Report

In First Breakfast At Home, Ari Fleischer Dodges Wife's Questions
The Borowitz Report

Bush Boosts Cheney Reelection By Staying On Ticket
Bob's Frdige Door

Bush Affirms Commitment to Compassionate Imperialism in New Iraq
White House.org

Department Of Homeland Security Deputizes Real Mean Dog
The Onion

Infographic: The New York Times Plagiarism Scandal
The Onion

Executing SARS Spreaders In China: What Do You Think?
The Onion

Saddam Hussein Cartoons & Parody Art
About Political Humor

Know Your War Profiteers Card Deck
War Profiteers.com

Cheney's Grandkids Get Exclusive Contract to Operate Lemonade Stands in Iraq
Barry Rabin

Rick Santorum, Bill Bennett, Dixie Chicks Go on 45-City Apology Tour
The Borowitz Report

U.S. Topples Gigantic Statue of Jay Garner
The Borowitz Report

Bush to Give Speech From Set of 'The Matrix'
The Borowitz Report

Bush Appoints William Bennett As U.S. Slots Czar
White House.org

Bush's Speech Aboard the USS Lincoln
White House.org

Deck of Republican Chickenhawks
Chickenhawk Cards

Bottle of Liquid Plumber Proof of Iraqi Weapons of Mass Destruction, Says Bush Administration
Barry Rabin

Freed POW Already Sick Of Family
The Onion

U.S. Forces Nab Dr. Germ, Dr. Octopus, Riddler, Penguin
The Borowitz Report

Rumsfeld: U.S. 'In Control' of Touch Football Girls
The Borowitz Report

Bill Bennett Playing Cards
The Stranger

Bill Bennett Loses Wife in Poker Game
The Borowitz Report

U.S. Finds, Loses Weapons of Mass Destruction
The Borowitz Report

Excerpts From Bush's Speech Aboard the USS Lincoln
The Specious Report

How to Spot Atheists and Report Them to the FBI
Landover Baptist Church

Bush Honors Joe McCarthy on 46th Anniversary of His Untimely Death
White House.org

Bush Cites The Last Starfighter As Inspiration For Entering Politics
The Onion

Fearing Flood of Democratic Hopefuls, Iowa Steps Up Border Patrols
The Borowitz Report

AWOL Bush Found on Carrier Deck
Wage Slave World News

Baghdad Bob to Replace Charlton Heston as NRA Spokesman
Internet Weekly Report

Disney Sues Democrats Over Dwarfs
Broken Newz

Saddam, Osama Threaten to Stop Writing Letters if No One Writes Back
The Borowitz Report

George W. Bush's Resume
About Political Humor

CIA: Syria Harboring More Than 15 Million Known Arabs
The Onion

Bush Regime Playing Cards
TRO

Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Missing WMDs
Modern Humorist

Ashcroft Rejected By Newly Created Bride Of Ashcroft
The Onion

Chirac Poses Naked for Cover of Entertainment Weekly
The Borowitz Report

Bush Honors the First-Ever Recipients of the 'Civilian Warmonger Medal of Armchair Valor'
White House.org

GOP Most Wanted Playing Cards
Internet Weekly Report

Wall Street Firms Pay $200 Billion Advance Against Future Crimes
The Borowitz Report

Ask Professor Rumsfeld
Humor Is Dead 

New Fox Reality Show To Determine Ruler Of Iraq
The Onion

'Traitor' Chicks Serenade
MadKane

Angry Iraqis Demand Utilities, Security, Democracy, and U.S. Out By Thursday
The Borowitz Report

Democrats May Have Fled to Syria; U.S. Issues Deck of Cards Featuring 52 Missing Democratic Hopefuls
The Borowitz Report

Anti-War Cartoons & Propaganda Parodies
About Political Humor
Bush's Urgent & Confidential Business Proposal
About Political Humor
Nation's Capitol Hit By Nation-Building Virus
Bob's Fridge Door
Ask Professor Rumsfeld
Humor Is Dead
Celebrity Blatherometer
Broken Newz
Bush: War, Madonna Officially Over
The Borowitz Report
White House Envisions 'Florida-Style' Democracy in Iraq
The Borowitz Report
Santorum and Bush Issue Joint Statement on Homosexuality
White House.org
Bush Shifts Focus to Domestic Agenda; Will Begin Bombing Known Hideouts of Democratic Leadership
Ironic Times
Drunk And Despondent 'Baghdad Bob' Spills His Guts
Broken Newz
Democracy Slowly Taking Hold in Iraq, Slowly Disappearing in U.S.
Ironic Times
Tortured Ugandan Political Prisoner Wishes Uganda Had Oil
The Onion
9-11 Anniversary to Be Moved Back to Coincide with Republican Convention
Grand Old Party
Bush Responds to Paul McCartney's Call for Banning Cluster Bombs
White House.org
Baghdad Bob Dead, Chokes to Death on His Own Words
Daily Hog
Rumsfeld Seen Holding Globe in Hands, Cackling Maniacally
The Borowitz Report
We Love The Iraqi Information Minister
WeLovetheIraqiInformationMinister.com
Hollywood Regime Change Playing Cards
Jerhad!com
Saddam Proud He Still Killed More Iraqi Civilians Than U.S.
The Onion
Area Man Supports The Troops He Didn't Go To High School With
The Onion
What the Search for Iraqi WMDs Has Yielded
The Onion
Dubya's Congratulations Message to Sharon Bush
White House.org
Fox News Gets Exclusive Rights to Next Four Wars
Broken Newz
Clinton Emotionally Ready To Start Getting Blow Jobs Again
The Onion
45 More Legislators Lose Jobs To Increased Congressional Automation
The Onion
Bush's Address to Iraq's Proud Population of Newly-Liberated, Soon-to-be-Christian, Petroleum-Pumpin' Eunuchs
White House.org
Bush Classifies First Trimester Fetuses as Tax-Deductible Dependents
White House.org
Looted Plumbing Fixtures Named New Iraqi Currency
The Borowitz Report
Iraqis Topple Giant Statue of Saddam Look-Alike
The Borowitz Report
Bush Reaffirms the Worthlessness of World Opinion
White House.org
Iraqi Information Minister Does Yankees Play-By-Play
ESPN.com
Iraqi Information Minister Moves to AOL/Time Warner
The Borowitz Report
Info Minister: 'Iraq Protected by Army, Giant Bunnies' 
Ridiculopathy
Patriotic Items For Fanatical Flag-Wavers
Flag-O-Rama
What If Fox News Were Around During Other Historical Events?
Fark
Bush Subconsciously Sizes Up Spain For Invasion
The Onion
137 More Oil Wells Liberated For Democracy
The Onion
Dow Up 300 After Deaths Of 400
The Onion
Bunker Industry Expects Prolonged Slump
The Borowitz Report
Iraqi Information Ministry Apologizes For Series of Embarrassing Goofs
The Borowitz Report
MadKane's Anti-War Humor
MadKane 
Geraldo And Arnett Embedded With Hooters Waitresses In Kuwait City
Bob's Fridge Door
Bush Twins Volunteer For War on Iraq
Disinformation
U.S. Bombards Iraq With Confusing Messages From Ridge
The Borowitz Report
Bush Thought War Would Be Over By Now
The Onion
Saddam Speech Suspiciously Mentions Nelly Song From Last Summer
The Onion
Rumsfeld's Weekly Press Gaggle With Assembled FOX Newspeak Information Operatives
White House.org
Operation Iraqi Oil Freedom: Full Coverage
White House.org
Rumsfeld: Statement That War Is On Track Are 'On Track'
The Borowitz Report
Duct and Cover: Terrorism Preparedness Guide
About Political Humor
I Should Not Be Allowed to Say the Following Things About America
The Onion
Bush Bravely Leads 3rd Infantry Into Battle
The Oni