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• Saddam
Emerges From Hole, Sees Shadow; Six More Months of War
The Daily Probe
• WMD
Found in Saddam's Beard
The Borowitz Report
• Mission
Accomplisheder! The World Sleeps
Safely Tonight Knowing a Delirious, Nappy Hairball Living in a Hole is Finally
in Republican Custody!
White House.org
• Mad
Cow Linked to Al-Qowda
The Borowitz Report
• 'Queer
Eye' Spokesman Questions Ridge's Choice Of Orange
The Borowitz Report
• Ready.gov
Terrorism Preparedness Parody
Andy Somers
• Mad
Cowboy Case Discovered in Washington
Internet Weekly Report
• Michael
Jackson Becomes Democratic Presidential Candidate to Keep Himself Out of Media
Spotlight
Chortler
• Saddam
Hussein and Osama Bin Laden Bloopers, Bleeps and Practical Jokes
Broken Newz
• Dean
Volunteer Bolts Campaign After Failing to Meet Hot Girls
The Borowitz Report
• Gaddafi
Believed To Be Hiding Huge Stockpiles Of Sand
Chortler
• Schwarzenegger's
Emergency Powers Include Super-Strength, Heat-Vision
The Borowitz Report
• Fox
News To Run Non-stop Coverage Of Saddam Surrender For Next 11 Months
Chortler
• Saddam's
Capture Creates 3.7 Million New Jobs
The Borowitz Report
• Interrogators
Show Saddam 'Trista and Ryan's Wedding'
The Borowitz Report
• Rescue
Workers Free Saddam from Abandoned Well
The Specious Report
• Christmas
Brought To Iraq By Force
The Onion
• Statement
by the Late Strom Thurmond Defending His Indiscriminately Voracious Fondness for
Slave Koochie
White House.org
• Saddam
Captured - Apprehended Touring With The Doobie Brothers
NewsHax
• Richard
Gephardts All-night Naked Mud-wrestling Extravaganza Overshadowed By Capture Of
Saddam Hussein
Chorter
• Geraldo
To Reveal WMD's In Live Broadcast From Hussein's Bunker
Bob's Fridge Door
• Top
20 Parodies of 2003
Internet Weekly Report
• Statement
by the Vice President Announcing Punitive Reawarding of Lucrative Pentagon
Contracts from Tainted "Halliburton" to Ethically Spotless 'KBR'
White House.org
• O.J.
Finds Saddam
The Borowitz Report
• Saddam
Captured While Playing Santa in Montana Mall
Broken Newz
• Halliburton
Executive Turned in Saddam Hussein
Daily Hog
• Senate
Carpool 'Forgets' To Pick Up Feingold Again
The Onion
• Supreme
Court Overturns Gore's Endorsement of Dean
The Borowitz Report
• The
George W. Bush G.I. Joke Action Figure
Mad Magazine
• Clinton
Googles Self
The Onion
• Bush
Re-Election Campaign Creates Thousands Of New Jobs
The Onion
• Challenging
Dean to Unseal Records, Kerry Unveils Forehead
The Borowitz Report
• I
Love Karl Rove
I Love Karl Rove.com
• George
Bush's Chritsmas Carol
See Sharp Press
• Bush:
Gigantic Bronze Busts of Saddam Were WMD
The Borowitz Report
• Bush
Asks 'Finding Nemo' Team to Find Saddam
The Borowitz Report
• Bush's
Surprise Thanksgiving Remarks To Troops During His Brave, 150-Minute, After-Dark
Jaunt To The Maximum-Security Heart Of The "Mission Accomplished" Zone
White House.org
• Bush
Declares End of Major Combat Operations (For Today)
Chortler
• Bush
Makes Surprise Visit to Bush Fundraiser
Skewpoint
• Bush
Decides to Do Everything in Secret From Now On
The Borowitz Report
• 'A
Second Chance' by George W. Bush
GeorgeWBush.org
• Betty
Bowers' Guide to the Perfect Christmas
Betty Bowers
• The
Codpiece Has Landed!
Internet Weekly Report
• John
Kerry's Hair Now Open For Skiing
Chortler
• Masked
Groper Stalks Sacramento
The Borowitz Report
• New
Schwarzenegger Movie Fails to Live up to Hype
About Political Humor
• Oh,
What A Mis'rable Failure
MadKane
• Ashcroft
Urges Military Tribunal For White House Turkey
The Borowitz Report
• Karl
Rove Sends a Turkey to Iraq
Internet Weekly Report
• Bush
Iraq Visit Kept Secret...From Bush!
Barry Rabin
• Official
Re-Selection Site of the 2004 Bush-Cheney Campaign
GeorgeWBush.org
• Overhauling
Medicare: Bush Applauds Congress for Courageously Entrusting Granny and Grampa's
Confused Twilight Years to America's Benevolent Cancer Profiteers
White House.org
• In
Rare Show of Unity, Democrats Vow to Defeat Dean
The Borowitz Report
• Cheney
Named Interim King of Pop
The Borowitz Report
• Bush
Concludes Historic UK Visit With Stirring Farewell Address to Jubilant
Multitudes of Adoring Security Personnel
White House.org
• CBS
to Cancel 'Ronald Reagan at the Neverland Ranch'
Broken Newz
• Catholic
Church Confers Sainthood Upon Michael Jackson
Broken Newz
• Photo
Proves Saddam 9/11 Connection
Internet Weekly Report
• The
British Tabloid President
Internet Weekly Report
• Jacko
Reporters Trample Osama
The Borowitz Report
• Schwarzenegger
Postpones Inauguration to Fine-Tune Special Effects
The Borowitz Report
• Clean
and Sober Rush Limbaugh Still an Asshole, Friends and Relatives Say
Freepressed
• Palestine
Appoints New Minister Of Rubble And Urban Development
The Onion
• Speeding Up Iraqi
Self-Rule: What Do You Think?
The Onion
• Cheney
Discusses the Mass. Gay Marriage Ruling
White House.org
• Kerry's
Staff Living on Ketchup
The Borowitz Report
• Dubya's
Dayly Diary
MadKane
• Bush
Personally Thanks Michael Jackson for Keeping His British Visit Out of the
Headlines
Chortler
• Daily
Mirror Infiltrated by Journalist Despite High Security
DeadBrain
• Jay
Leno to Host Nation's First Primary
The Borowitz Report
• Congress
Raises Executive Minimum Wage To $565.15/Hr
The Onion
• Infographic:
'The Reagans'
The Onion
• The
Anti-Abortion Campaign: What Do You Think?
The Onion
• Cheney
Expanding Even Faster Than Economy
The Borowitz Report
• Bush's
Campaign Calendar for November
GWBush.com
• Kerry
Taps Hairstylist to Lead Campaign
The Borowitz Report
• Bush
Explains Economic Miracles of Jobless Recovery and Endless Deficit Spending
White House.org
• Gray
Davis Evaporates
The Borowitz Report
• 'Ten
Commandments Judge' To Open Kool-Aid Stand In Guyana
Internet Weekly Report
• Bush's
Veterans Day Address to Retired Military Shrapnel Sponges
White House.org
• St.
Reagan's Song
MadKane
• Bush
Signs Partial-Birth Abortion Ban
White House.org
• Al
Gore Still Shows No Sign Of Catching On To Election 2000 Practical Joke
Chortler
• Unrest In
Iraq: What Do You Think?
The Onion
• Energy
Secretary Just Assumed Cabinet Knew He Did Porn Films In The '80s
The Onion
• Karl
Rove Ensures Republican Elected As Student Body President
The Onion
• Prince
Charles Admits Taping Makeover Show
The Borowitz Report
• Bush's
Birthday Poem to Laura
White House.org
• CBS
to Air 'Everybody Loves Reagan'
The Borowitz Report
• CBS
President Donates Testicles to Reagan Presidential Library
The Specious Report
• CBS
Replaces Rather With O'Reilly
Bob's Fridge Door
• Kerry
Blames Dean For Improving Economy
The Borowitz Report
• 'Well,
You Try To Reconstruct Iraq,' Says U.S. Defensive Dept.
The Onion
• The
Iraqi Dead Coffin Photograph Ban
White House.org
• Air
Force One Takes Off Without Bush
Internet Weekly Report
• Arnold
Schwarzenegger Cartoons and Parody Pictures
About Political Humor
• Ode
to the Barbed Bushes
MadKane
• Muscleman
Put in Charge of World's Fifth Largest Economy
The Onion
• CIA-Leak
Scapegoat Still at Large
The Onion
• Limbaugh
Says Drug Addiction a Remnant of Clinton Administration
The Onion
• Muppets
Take Baghdad
The Daily Probe
• North
Korea Expels Iran From Axis of Evil
The Borowitz Report
• $87
Billion Spent in First Two Days
The Borowitz Report
• Kerry,
Gephardt Key Dean's Car
The Borowitz Report
• U.N.
Offers Guidance for Iraq Reconstruction
The Specious Report
• Lt.
General William Boykin's Formal Press Q&A To Quell Fears Of Military
Insensitivity
White House.org
• General
Boykin's Ballad
MadKane
• Fox
News Declares Bush Winner of 2004 Election
Dateline Hollywood
• Schwarzenegger
Elected First Horseman Of The Apocalypse
The Onion
• Lieberman
Pledges To Gloss Over The Boring Issues
The Onion
• Schwarzenegger
Victorious: What Do You Think?
The Onion
• Bush
Disappointed To Learn Chinese Foreign Minister Doesn't Know Karate
The Onion
• Pat
Robertson Unveils Godly Plan to Save America Through Government Annihilation
White House.org
• Tom
DeLay Celebrates Texas Redistricting Coup
White House.org
• Administration
Deeply Divided Over How to Pronounce Al Qaeda
The Borowitz Report
• Saddam
Seen at Karaoke Night in Tikrit
The Borowitz Report
• Schwarzenegger
Seeks Billions By Claiming California Has WMD's
Bob's Fridge Door
• Press
Filter Follies
MadKane
• Republican
Eye for the Democratic Guy
Chortler
• In
His First Official Act, Gov. Schwarzenegger Compliments California's Ass
The Borowitz Report
• Bush
Welcomes Arnold: The Fresh New Face of Baby-Killing, Homo-Loving, Gun-Control,
Group Sex Republicanism
White House.org
• Comedians
in Final Push For Arnold
The Borowitz Report
• Schwarzenegger
Accused of Groping For Pronunciation
The Borowitz Report
• 85
Percent Of Public Believes Bush's Approval Rating Fell In Last Month
The Onion
• Schwarzenegger
Running Out Of Movie-Related Campaign Slogans
The Onion
• Interview
With Donald Rumsfeld
MadKane
• Unnamed
White House Source Denies Leak; White House Denies Leaking Denial
The Borowitz Report
• With
Huffington Out, Gary Coleman Surges to 1%
The Borowitz Report
• Bush
Enlists Panel of Experts to Counter Preposterous Liberal Charges that Rush
Limbaugh is Prejudiced
White House.org
• The
Traitorgate Song
MadKane
• In
Policy Shift, U.S. Puts Iraq on eBay
The Borowitz Report
• Statement
by Karl Rove Emphatically Not Commenting on Alleged Political Motivations for
Maliciously Endangering the Wife of That Bastard Turncoat Joseph Wilson
White House.org
• Gray
Davis Slander Campaigns Getting Out of Control
Broken Newz
• Ronald
Reagan's Letters
White House.org
• U.S.
Government to Discontinue Long-Term, Low-Yield Investment in Nation's Youth
The Onion
• Bush
Rebuffed By Model U.N.
The Borowitz Report
• California
to Recall Los Angeles
The Borowitz Report
• Bush
Wonders Where America Got Kooky Ideas About Saddam and 9/11
The Borowitz Report
• Bush's
Even-Tempered Response to Egregiously Slanderous Iraq Criticism from Ted Kennedy
White House.org
• California
in Danger of Becoming a Joke, Warns Gary Coleman
The Borowitz Report
• Should
Arafat Be Removed?
The Onion
• Relations
Break Down Between U.S. and Them
The Onion
• Revised
Patriot Act Will Make It Illegal To Read Patriot Act
The Onion
• The
Secret Poems of Arnold Schwarzenegger
Chortler
• Scientists
Detect Signs That John Edwards May Be Running For President
The Borowitz Report
• Bush
Reveals Foreign Policy Was Stunt for MTV's 'Jackass'
The Borowitz Report
• U.S.
Seeks Help in Iraq: What Do You Think?
The Onion
• Q
& A With John Ashcroft
White House.org
• Dan
Quayle Bust Unveiled
White House.org
• Nude
Photos of Bustamante Startle California
The Borowitz Report
• Circus
Freaks Losing Audience to California Race
The Borowitz Report
• Bush:
I Meant $87 Zillion
The Borowitz Report
• Bush's
Address to the Nation
White House.org
• Absence
of WMD's in Bush's Speech Ruins Drinking Game
The Borowitz Report
• Bush
Revels in America's Unequivocal Victory Over Tyranny and Pandemonium in the New
& Improved Iraq
White House.org
• More
Troops Needed to Force J. Lo to Marry Ben
The Borowitz Report
• Ridge
Admits He Is Color Blind
The Borowitz Report
• In
Reversal, Schwarzenegger Pledges to Have Group Sex With Entire State
The Borowitz Report
• The
Real Bush Action Figure
Bush Action Figure.com
• 'Trying
to Help' by Dennis Miller
The Specious Report
• The
Blackout Song
MadKane
• Inside
Karl Rove's Diary: 'Things Aren't Going So Well'
The Crisis Papers
• Bush
Announces New Job Creation McCzar
News Hax
• Bush
and Blair Release Proof of Iraq's WMD Program
Chortler
• California
Governor Candidate Deck of Cards
Broken Newz
• Mississippi
Judge Ordered to Remove Twelve-foot Burning Cross From Courthouse
BBSpot
• Ashcroft
Agrees to 'Queer Eye' Makeover
The Borowitz Report
• Ann
Coulter Spontaneously Combusts
The Borowitz Report
• The
California Recall Candidates: A Focus on the 87 Frontrunners
The Onion
• Bush
Diagnosed With Attention-To-Deficit Disorder
The Onion
• Bob
Hope Happy to See So Many Troops in Heaven
The Onion
• U.N.
Factoid-Finding Mission Discovers Liberia About The Size Of Tennessee
The Onion
• Iraqis
Offer to Trade Their Crumbling Infrastructure for America's Crumbling
Infrastructure
The Borowitz Report
• Jerry
Bruckheimer to Produce California Recall Election
The Borowitz Report
• Bush
Eyes Sweater-Rich Kashmir As Key Source of Static Electricity
The Borowitz Report
• Sound
Trucks Following Schwarzenegger Cause Power Outages in U.S. and Canada
The Borowitz Report
• Bush
Action Figure Recalled; Weapons of Mass Destruction Not Included
The Borowitz Report
• George
W. Bush 'Elite Force Aviator' Action Figure
The Specious Report
• Paul
Newman Is Still HUD
New York Times
• The
Fair & Balanced Song
MadKane
• Charles
Taylor Headed For California
The Borowitz Report
• Citing
California, Iraqis Reject Democracy
The Borowitz Report
• Humanitarian
Aid Check Blown Before It Arrives
The Onion
• Texas
Air National Guard George W. Bush Action Figure
eBay
• California
Gubernatorial Debates: Angelyne and Arnold Schwarzenegger
The Specious Report
• Eleven
Million Candidates Solve California Budget Crisis
No Apologies Press
• Yellow
Bush of Texas
MadKane
• White
House Releases Redacted Version of Constitution
The Borowitz Report
• Former
President Carter to Be Tried for Peace Crimes
The Onion
• The
3rd Annual Crawford Retreat: President's Statement Kicking Off His Month-Long
Fund-Raising Fiesta & Buckaroo Photo-Op Hoedown
White House.org
• Gray
Davis Recall Infographic
The Onion
•
Embattled Liberia:
What Do You Think?
The Onion
• Bush
Accepts Personal Responsibility for Blaming CIA
Bob's Fridge Door
• Bush:
Saddam Had Uranium on Amazon.com Wish List
The Borowitz Report
• Bob
Hope's 100 Years of Radical Politics
Slate
• Adorable
Democratic Candidate Actually Believes He Has A Chance
The Onion
• Uday
And Qusay On Display: What Do You Think?
The Onion
• Congress
Establishes Bill Suggestion Hotline
The Onion
• White
House Deletes All References To 9/11 In 9/11 Report
Bob's Fridge Door
• Bush
Blames Economy on Someone Named Hadley
The Borowitz Report
• Poindexter
to Head Department of Bad Ideas
The Borowitz Report
• President's
Proclamation To Retroactively Eradicate Big Government Curtailment Of Executive
Flag Desecration & Defilement Privileges
White House.org
• U.S.
Sends Uday and Qusay's Heads on 21-City Tour
The Borowitz Report
• In
New Tape, Qusay and Uday Confirm They Are Dead
The Borowitz Report
• Stocks
Rally Again As U.S. Announces Qusay, Uday's Demise A Second Time
The Borowitz Report
• Scam
Uranium Document Contain Obvious Flaws
The Specious Report
• Senator
Jerry Springer's First 100 Days
The New Yorker
• Green
Party Leaders Meet to Plan Bush Re-election
NewsHax
• Bush
Accuses Saddam of Hiding Reason for War
The Borowitz Report
• Bush
Asks Congress For $30 Billion To Help Fight War On Criticism
The Onion
• Uday
and Qusay: Just Two Crazy Kids in Love
The Specious Report
• Bush,
Rumsfeld Vow to Say 'Whatever It Takes'
The Specious Report
• U.S.
Vows to Share Power in Iraq As Soon As It Is Turned Back On
The Borowitz Report
• Bush's
Statement Repudiating the Myth of Nigergate
White House.org
• Bush:
Saddam Bought Geraniums, Not Uranium
The Borowitz Report
• America's
Favorite Fictional Candidate Enters Presidential Race
Will Markson 2004
• Troops
to Stay in Iraq: What Do You Think?
The Onion
• Highlights
of Bush's Brave Safari to Africa
White House.org
• The
Rejected Plan for the New White House Email System
MadKane
• These
Weapons of Mass Destruction Cannot Be Displayed
Blueyonder.co.uk
• Search
Results for Weapons of Mass Destruction
The Specious Report
• Sen.
Frist Receives High Bid In White House Bachelor Auction
The Onion
• Israelis,
Palestinians Agree To Share Headline
The Onion
• Bush's
African Tour: What Do You Think?
The Onion
• Ari
Fleischer Named New Iraqi Information Minister
The Borowitz Report
• SWF
Seeks WMD; CIA Runs Personal Ad Looking for Weapons Cache
The Borowitz Report
• Giant
Girl Forces Playthings Cheney And Rumsfeld To Wed
The Onion
• Follow
the Yellowcake Road to War
Betty Bowers
• CIA
Director Accepts Blame For Recession, Deficit And Britney Spears'
Reputation
Bob's Frdige Door
• Saddam
Signs Up For 'Do-Not-Call' List
The Borowitz Report
• GOP
Reports Record Second-Quarter Profits
The Onion
• The
Weakly Standard
Weakly Standard.com
• Strom
Thurmond Murdered by Shock of Supreme Court Integrationist Sodomy Ruling
White House.org
• Bush
Releases Proof of Iraq's Weapons of Mass Destruction
White House.org
• Voice
Purporting to Be Bin Laden Disputes Authenticity of Voice Purporting to Be
Saddam
The Borowitz Report
• Thousands
of Saddams Surrender
The Borowitz Report
• Gore's
New TV Network to Target Insomniacs
The Borowitz Report
• Iraq:
U.S. Finds Suspicious Trailers in Suspicious Trailer Park
The Borowitz Report
• Small
Children May Be Traumatized by Ann Coulter, Psychologist Says
The Borowitz Report
• Saddam
Alive, Well, and Dating Demi
The Borowitz Report
• War
in Iran Would Cost Minimal Change in Graphics, Fox News Says
The Borowitz Report
• Rumsfeld
Gives Korea Speech Wearing Big Green 'Hulk' Hands
The Borowitz Report
• Ace
of Diamonds Irked by No. 4 Ranking
The Borowitz Report
• Many
Halliburton Execs Still Without Evian
The Borowitz Report
• CBS
Offers Rather's Job to Jessica Lynch
The Borowitz Report
• Gen.
Tommy Franks Quits Army To Pursue Solo Bombing Projects
The Onion
• Monica
Narrates Hillary's Audio Book
The Borowitz Report
• N.Y. Times Retracts Years of Erroneous Headlines
The Specious Report
• Iraqi
Information Minister Vows Big Changes at New York Times
The Borowitz Report
• Martha
Stewart Recruiting Look-Alikes
The Borowitz Report
• Laura
Bush Congratulates Hillary Clinton on Publication of Her Memoirs
White House.org
• Hillary
Clinton's Livid History
Bob's Frdige Door
• Bush:
Saddam's Constant Denials Proof He Had Weapons
The Borowitz Report
• The
Clinton Outtakes
New York Daily News
• Martha
Stewart Parody Site
Martha Stewart Talks
• Bush
Visits U.S.S. Truman For Dramatic Veterans'-Benefits-Cutting Ceremony
The Onion
• Doctors
Reveal Bush Using Corked Vice-President
BBSpot
• Bush
Invites Former G8 Allies to Assist in Provoking the Wrath of Bona Fide Nukular
States
White House.org
• Poll:
Most Hardened Convicts Refuse to Share Cells With CEOs
The Borowitz Report
• Infographic
on the Bush Tax Cut Plan
The Onion
• Chirac
Calls For End to French Jokes; Bush Blasts Proposal as 'Premature'
The Borowitz Report
• Blix
Set to Invade Iraq
The Borowitz Report
• Luxury
SUV Buyers Win Desperately Needed Tax Relief
The Specious Report
• WorldCom
Awarded Pentagon Contract To Overstate Earnings In Iraq
Bob's Frdige Door
• Democratic
Hopefuls Disappear; Two Days Passed Before Anyone Noticed, FBI Says
The Borowitz Report
• Terrifying
Bill Passed During NBA Playoffs
The Onion
• Bush
to Phase Out Environment by 2004
The Borowitz Report
• Bush
Unveils Bill of Rights for Occupied Iraq
White House.org
• The
No Sin Zone
Betty Bowers
• The
Betty Bowers Operation Liberate Iran Newsletter
Betty Bowers
• Bush
Welcomes Esteemed Yale Classmates to White House
White House.org
• Bush
For President Web Site
GWBush04.com
• Bill
of Rights Ruled Unconstitutional
Charlotte Observer
• Car
Alarm Named New Iraqi National Anthem
The Borowitz Report
• In
First Breakfast At Home, Ari Fleischer Dodges Wife's Questions
The Borowitz Report
• Bush
Boosts Cheney Reelection By Staying On Ticket
Bob's Frdige Door
• Bush
Affirms Commitment to Compassionate Imperialism in New Iraq
White House.org
• Department
Of Homeland Security Deputizes Real Mean Dog
The Onion
• Infographic:
The New York Times Plagiarism Scandal
The Onion
• Executing
SARS Spreaders In China: What Do You Think?
The Onion
• Saddam Hussein
Cartoons & Parody Art
About Political Humor
• Know
Your War Profiteers Card Deck
War Profiteers.com
• Cheney's
Grandkids Get Exclusive Contract to Operate Lemonade Stands in Iraq
Barry Rabin
• Rick
Santorum, Bill Bennett, Dixie Chicks Go on 45-City Apology Tour
The Borowitz Report
• U.S.
Topples Gigantic Statue of Jay Garner
The Borowitz Report
• Bush
to Give Speech From Set of 'The Matrix'
The Borowitz Report
• Bush
Appoints William Bennett As U.S. Slots Czar
White House.org
• Bush's
Speech Aboard the USS Lincoln
White House.org
• Deck
of Republican Chickenhawks
Chickenhawk Cards
• Bottle
of Liquid Plumber Proof of Iraqi Weapons of Mass Destruction, Says Bush
Administration
Barry Rabin
• Freed
POW Already Sick Of Family
The Onion
• U.S.
Forces Nab Dr. Germ, Dr. Octopus, Riddler, Penguin
The Borowitz Report
• Rumsfeld:
U.S. 'In Control' of Touch Football Girls
The Borowitz Report
• Bill
Bennett Playing Cards
The Stranger
• Bill
Bennett Loses Wife in Poker Game
The Borowitz Report
• U.S.
Finds, Loses Weapons of Mass Destruction
The Borowitz Report
• Excerpts
From Bush's Speech Aboard the USS Lincoln
The Specious Report
• How
to Spot Atheists and Report Them to the FBI
Landover Baptist Church
• Bush
Honors Joe McCarthy on 46th Anniversary of His Untimely Death
White House.org
• Bush
Cites The Last Starfighter As Inspiration For Entering Politics
The Onion
• Fearing
Flood of Democratic Hopefuls, Iowa Steps Up Border Patrols
The Borowitz Report
• AWOL
Bush Found on Carrier Deck
Wage Slave World News
• Baghdad
Bob to Replace Charlton Heston as NRA Spokesman
Internet Weekly Report
• Disney
Sues Democrats Over Dwarfs
Broken Newz
• Saddam,
Osama Threaten to Stop Writing Letters if No One Writes Back
The Borowitz Report
• George
W. Bush's Resume
About Political Humor
• CIA:
Syria Harboring More Than 15 Million Known Arabs
The Onion
• Bush
Regime Playing Cards
TRO
• Encyclopedia
Brown and the Case of the Missing WMDs
Modern Humorist
• Ashcroft
Rejected By Newly Created Bride Of Ashcroft
The Onion
• Chirac
Poses Naked for Cover of Entertainment Weekly
The Borowitz Report
• Bush
Honors the First-Ever Recipients of the 'Civilian Warmonger Medal of Armchair Valor'
White House.org
• GOP
Most Wanted Playing Cards
Internet Weekly Report
• Wall
Street Firms Pay $200 Billion Advance Against Future Crimes
The Borowitz Report
• Ask
Professor Rumsfeld
Humor Is Dead
• New
Fox Reality Show To Determine Ruler Of Iraq
The Onion
• 'Traitor'
Chicks Serenade
MadKane
• Angry
Iraqis Demand Utilities, Security, Democracy, and U.S. Out By Thursday
The Borowitz Report
• Democrats
May Have Fled to Syria; U.S. Issues Deck of Cards
Featuring 52 Missing Democratic Hopefuls
The Borowitz Report
Anti-War
Cartoons & Propaganda Parodies
About Political Humor
Bush's
Urgent & Confidential Business Proposal
About Political Humor
Nation's
Capitol Hit By Nation-Building Virus
Bob's Fridge Door
Ask
Professor Rumsfeld
Humor Is Dead
Celebrity
Blatherometer
Broken Newz
Bush:
War, Madonna Officially Over
The Borowitz Report
White
House Envisions 'Florida-Style' Democracy in Iraq
The Borowitz Report
Santorum
and Bush Issue Joint Statement on Homosexuality
White House.org
Bush
Shifts Focus to Domestic Agenda; Will Begin Bombing Known Hideouts of Democratic
Leadership
Ironic Times
Drunk
And Despondent 'Baghdad Bob' Spills His Guts
Broken
Newz
Democracy
Slowly Taking Hold in Iraq, Slowly Disappearing in U.S.
Ironic Times
Tortured
Ugandan Political Prisoner Wishes Uganda Had Oil
The Onion
9-11
Anniversary to Be Moved Back to Coincide with Republican Convention
Grand Old Party
Bush
Responds to Paul McCartney's Call for Banning Cluster Bombs
White House.org
Baghdad
Bob Dead, Chokes to Death on His Own Words
Daily Hog
Rumsfeld
Seen Holding Globe in Hands, Cackling Maniacally
The Borowitz Report
We Love The
Iraqi Information Minister
WeLovetheIraqiInformationMinister.com
Hollywood
Regime Change Playing Cards
Jerhad!com
Saddam
Proud He Still Killed More Iraqi Civilians Than U.S.
The Onion
Area
Man Supports The Troops He Didn't Go To High School With
The Onion
What
the Search for Iraqi WMDs Has Yielded
The Onion
Dubya's
Congratulations Message to Sharon Bush
White House.org
Fox
News Gets Exclusive Rights to Next Four Wars
Broken Newz
Clinton
Emotionally Ready To Start Getting Blow Jobs Again
The Onion
45
More Legislators Lose Jobs To Increased Congressional Automation
The Onion
Bush's
Address to Iraq's Proud Population of Newly-Liberated, Soon-to-be-Christian,
Petroleum-Pumpin' Eunuchs
White House.org
Bush
Classifies First Trimester Fetuses as Tax-Deductible Dependents
White House.org
Looted
Plumbing Fixtures Named New Iraqi Currency
The Borowitz Report
Iraqis
Topple Giant Statue of Saddam Look-Alike
The Borowitz Report
Bush
Reaffirms the Worthlessness of World Opinion
White House.org
Iraqi
Information Minister Does Yankees Play-By-Play
ESPN.com
Iraqi
Information Minister Moves to AOL/Time Warner
The Borowitz Report
Info
Minister: 'Iraq Protected by Army, Giant Bunnies'
Ridiculopathy
Patriotic
Items For Fanatical Flag-Wavers
Flag-O-Rama
What
If Fox News Were Around During Other Historical Events?
Fark
Bush
Subconsciously Sizes Up Spain For Invasion
The Onion
137
More Oil Wells Liberated For Democracy
The Onion
Dow
Up 300 After Deaths Of 400
The Onion
Bunker
Industry Expects Prolonged Slump
The Borowitz Report
Iraqi
Information Ministry Apologizes For Series of Embarrassing Goofs
The Borowitz Report
MadKane's
Anti-War Humor
MadKane
Geraldo
And Arnett Embedded With Hooters Waitresses In Kuwait City
Bob's Fridge Door
Bush
Twins Volunteer For War on Iraq
Disinformation
U.S.
Bombards Iraq With Confusing Messages From Ridge
The Borowitz Report
Bush
Thought War Would Be Over By Now
The Onion
Saddam
Speech Suspiciously Mentions Nelly Song From Last Summer
The Onion
Rumsfeld's
Weekly Press Gaggle With Assembled FOX Newspeak Information Operatives
White House.org
Operation
Iraqi Oil Freedom: Full Coverage
White House.org
Rumsfeld:
Statement That War Is On Track Are 'On Track'
The Borowitz Report
Duct
and Cover: Terrorism Preparedness Guide
About Political Humor
I
Should Not Be Allowed to Say the Following Things About America
The Onion
Bush
Bravely Leads 3rd Infantry Into Battle
The Onion
U.S.
Forms Own U.N.
The Onion
Dead
Iraqi Would Have Loved Democracy
The Onion
Point-Counterpoint:
The War on Iraq
The Onion
Rumsfeld:
900 Nations Now in Coalition
The Borowitz Report
2004
Presidential Election Canceled
About Political Humor
Geraldo
Gives Precise Location of Peter Arnett
The Borowitz Report
Peter
Arnett Hired, Fired by Al Jazeera
The Borowitz Report
Bush's
Statement Reminding Iraqis to Smile For the Cameras
White House.org
Bush
Reassures Nation: 'The War Show Will Go On'
White House.org
Freedom
Fries? French Retalite
About Europe For Visitors
U.S.
Succeeds in Toppling Connie Chung; Regime Change at CNN 'On Track,' Rumsfeld
Says
The Borowitz Report
Army
Unit Un-Imbeds Geraldo
The Borowitz Report
Iraq
Broadcasts Half-Eaten Sandwich to Prove Saddam Is Still Alive
The Borowitz Report
Poll:
98% Now Convinced Saddam Behind 9/11 Attacks: Up From 1% Several Months Ago
Ironic Times
Don't
Cry For Dick's Halliburton
MadKane
France
Vetoes Chemical Weapons Find
The Borowitz Report
Networks
Vow War Won't Disrupt Reality
The Specious Report
Bush
Gives Dixie Chicks 48 Hours To Flee U.S.
Bob's Fridge Door
President
Bush Launches Operation Godless Iraqazoid Smackdown
White House.org
Apology
From Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chicks
The Specious Report
A
CNN Summary Of Events In Iraq
Chortler
Bush
Delivers 48-Hour Ultimatum to Saddam
White House.org
U.S.
Offers Saddam Look-Alikes Amnesty, Surgery to Look Like Cheney
The Borowitz Report
Dick
Cheney on the Recovery Plan for Iraq
White House.org
Gulf
Wars II: Dubya's Revenge
Chortler
Saddam:
I Would Accept Exile in France
The Borowitz Report
Psychedelic
Republican Trading Cards
Psychedelic Republicans
Colin
Powell's Definitive Guide to the Coalition of the Willing
theSchmews
Bush
Issues Final Ultimatum to Saddam: 'Your Oil or Your Life'
Ironic Times
Iraqi
Idol on Al-Jazeera
ApeChild.com
Pentagon
Strategy for Post-Iraq Bombing
The Specious Report
The
Baghdad Times
The Daily Probe
Bush
No Longer Listening to Himself, Even
The Borowitz Report
Blair
to Britain: Just Kidding!
The Borowitz Report
Unnamed
Democrat Announces Candidacy
The Borowitz Report
Congress
Accidentally Approves Arts Funding
The Onion
Bush
Orders Iraq To Disarm Before Start Of War
The Onion
U.S.
Capitol Cafeteria to Serve F**K Fries
The Borowitz Report
Bush
Sends Dismantled Statue of Liberty To France Postage Due
Bob's Fridge Door
Bush
Defends Decision to Bomb Florida
Broken Newz
Bush
Responds to Criticism from Treasonous Has-Been
White House.org
France
Withdraws Support From Jerry Lewis
The Borowitz Report
Bush
Offers Taxpayers Another $300 If We Go To War
The Onion
Transcript
of Bush's Anti-Terror Press Conference Detailing Terror-Circumventing War
Against Terrifying Terrorists Of Terror
White House.org
Lost
Sequel to Orwell's '1984' Discovered
The Specious Report
Pentagon
Drops Massive Bomb On Hollywood As Warning to Iraq
Bob's Fridge Door
French
Tickler Gets New Name in Congress
Internet Weekly Report
U.S.
May Be Close to Finding Cheney; Oil Stocks Rally on Rumors
The Borowitz Report
Saddam:
For $30 Billion, I Will Attack Myself
The Borowitz Report
Bush
in Final Push For Support; Trying to Convince Holdouts of Need to Plunge World Into
Chaos
Ironic Times
Get
Your Anti-War On: Newly Scheduled Rallies
Modern Humorist
Merriam-Webster
Release New "Lexicon of War" To Demystify Current War Debate
The Schmews
Random
George W. Bush Article Generator
Glossy News
Bush
To Station Half Of US Population In Gulf By Mid-Summer
Chortler
Sorority
Stages Nude Protest
The Specious Report
White
History Year Resumes
The Onion
Important
Survival Skills for Terrified Citizens
ImNotReady.com
Secretaries
Rumsfeld & Wolfowitz Explain Moral Necessity of Nation Building to Assembled
Limp-Wristed Press Nancys
White House.org
Hollywood
Group Protests War, Lack of Good Roles For Women Over 40
The Borowitz Report
U.S.
Offers Cameroon Mazda Miata In Exchange For Iraq Vote
The Borowitz Report
Fleischer
Delivers Forceful Rebuttal to Charges of Senselessly Dooming Innocent American
GI's Purely for Craven Political Gain
White House.org
Bush:
Democracy Will Come To Iraq And May Eventually Reach U.S.
The Borowitz Report
New
Federal France-Bashing Standards Introduced
White House.org
Saddam
Debates Bush Before Worldwide TV Audience
Ironic Times
Hollywood
vs. the War
The Onion
Orange
Alert Sirens To Blow 24 Hours A Day In Major Cities
The Onion
The
Home
Despot
Homedespot.com
Pentagon
Revises Cost Of Iraq War From $100 Billion To $24.95
Bob's Fridge Door
Bush
Approves Corporate Sponsorship To Fund War
Broken Newz
Terror
Status Reduced to Yellow; Ridge Urges Americans to Buy Scotch Tape
The Borowitz Report
First
We Take Baghdad, Then We Take Berlin
Bush Watch
Transcript
of Historic Debate Between Bush and Hussein
Bob's Fridge Door
Irate
Vice President Cheney Issues a Punctillious, Legally Precise 'Oh, Wise Guy,
Eh?" Why I Oughta!' Letter to Nefarious Whitehouse.org Terror Portal!
White House.org
Saddam
Backs Out of Bush Debate; Will Debate Gore Instead
The Borowitz Report
Iraqi
Homeowner To Wait A While Before Re-Shingling Roof
The Onion
Statement
by the President Stooping to Address Global Anti-Freedom Traitors and Their
Girlish 60's Peace Chants
White House.org
Tens
of Bush Supporters Take To the Streets In Support of the President
Betty Bowers
Bush
Don't Need No Demonstrations
MadKane
The
Saddam and George Show
Guardian Unlimited
How
to Apply Duct Tape
About Political Humor
Sophomore
Senator Eager To Move Out Of Congressional Housing
The Onion
Bush
Repeals the Ten Commandments
theSchmews
Blix:
Saddam Responded To Internet Offer To Make Missile Bigger
The Borowitz Report
Urgent
Bulletin from the DuctStar Group
New Yorker
Astrologist
Predicts Return of Nixon: Reappearance of Antiwar Rallies, George McGovern
Latest Signs
The Borowitz Report
Kids'
Letters to the President
White House.org
Bush
Offers Pretty Boy Liberal Traitor George Clooney Front Row Tickets to Baghdad
Shrapnel Orchestra
White House.org
Tom
Ridge Begins Duct-Taping of U.S. Border, Coastline
Ridiculopathy
Joe
Millionaire Loses Dividend Tax Cut
The Borowitz Report
Massive
Pro-War Rallies Held in Private, White House Says
The Borowitz Report
Cheney
Admits Vast Holdings in Duct Tape and Plastic Sheeting
The Borowitz Report
Bush's
Statement Urging Cessation of Public Hysteria in the Face of Certain
Annihilation by Nuke Pox
White House.org
North
Korea Wondering What It Has To Do To Attract U.S. Military Attention
The Onion
Iraq,
Kentucky Vie For World Shooting-Into-The-Air Supremacy
The Onion
Can
North Korea Nukes Reach the U.S.?
The Onion
Point-Counterpoint:
The Iraq Invasion
The Onion
Saddam
Enrages Bush With Full Compliance
The Onion
Al-Jazeera
Refuses to Air Scary Kim Jong Il Tape
The Borowitz Report
State
Department Warns Americans Not to Act Like Americans
BBspot
NATO
Disbands; Will Become Book Club
The Borowitz Report
North
Dakota Found To Be Harboring Nuclear Missiles
The Onion
France
and Germany Say No: What Do You Think?
The Onion
Bush
Releases Declassified Details of His 2004 Budget
White House.org
U.S.
Declares Buyer's Remorse, Returns Bush to Crawford Kmart
The Specious Report
White
House Raises Bush's Alert Level to Orange
Ironic Times
Transcript
of Foreign Intelligence Service Intercept
Pocket President
Michael
Jackson Threat Level Raised to Orange
Steve Young
Michael
Jackson Admits Plastic Surgery; France Unconvinced
The Borowitz Report
Ashcroft
Orders Staff to Chain Him Tightly Before Next Full Moon
The Onion
Hard-Hitting
Stories Spiked After the Columbia Tragedy
Modern Humorist
Bush
Offers Satellite Photos Proving Economy Is Recovering
The Borowitz Report
Rumsfeld
Releases Final, Ironclad Proof of Iraq's Obstinate Yearning for Napalm
Colonics of Freedom
White House.org
M*A*S*H
Fans Eager For New Korean War
Bob From Accounting
Iraqis:
We Were Talking About Beer, Not Weapons
The Borowitz Report
Bush
Praises Prime Minister Blair's Praises of Bush's Praises of Blair to
Assembled Network Photographers
White House.org
Lack
of Evidence Proves Iraq Is Hiding Evidence
The Specious Report
If
You're Happy And You Know It Bomb Iraq
About Political Humor
Gary
Hart Vows 'Sexiest Campaign Ever'
The Borowitz Report
Bush
Adds Republic of Togo to Axis of Evil
The Borowitz Report
Parodies
of Bush's 2004 Budget
Fark.com
Bush
State of the Union Address: Complete Transcript
White House.org
Saddam
Denies Pursuing 'Nucular' Weapons
The Borowitz Report
Blair
Says Britain Must Back Bush In Order to Become 51st State
BBspot
Bush
Accuses Saddam of Hiding One Million U.S. Jobs
The Borowitz Report
A
Recipe Request: ChickenHawk Salad
BuzzFlash
Administration
Seeks Public's Help In Finding An Excuse For War
Chortler
Finding
Good Reason For War Could Take Months, Bush Warns
The Borowitz Report
Federal
Judiciary Express Confirmation
White House.org
White
House Office of Global Communications & Foreigner Reeducation
White House.org
Bush
Proposes Early Warning System to Detect Drop in Poll Numbers
The Borowitz Report
U.N.
Orders Wonka to Submit to Chocolate Factory Inspections
The Onion
Affirmative
Action Under Fire: What Do You Think?
The Onion
The
Price of War: A Memo From the Office of Creative Budgeting
Modern Humorist
French
PM: 'It's Great to Be Collaborating with Germany Again'
Broken Newz
Saddam
Exiled to MSNBC: Iraqi Dictator to Fill 'Donahue' Slot
The Borowitz Report
Saddam's
Look-Alikes Face Uncertain Future
The Borowitz Report
Bush
on North Korea: 'We Must Invade Iraq'
The Onion
Joseph
Lieberman For President
Joseph2004.org
Old
George Dubya's Talking
MadKane.com
Rumsfeld:
France, Germany Are 'So Over'
The Borowitz Report
Bush
Reassures Wary Americans of His Iraq Resolve
White House.org
Iran
in Danger of Losing 'Most Evil Nation' Status
The Borowitz Report
Wealthiest
.0001% Praise Bush Economic Package
The Borowitz Report
Bush
Delivers 'National Sanctity of Human Life Day' Message
White House.org
Bush
Denounces Affirmative Action
White House.org
Kim
Jong Il Unfolds Into Giant Robot
The Onion
Eliminating
Stock-Dividend Taxes: What Do You Think?
The Onion
Bush
Forming 'Coalition of Not the Unwilling'
The Borowitz Report
Inside
Saddam Hussein's War Diary
Crisis Papers
Bush's
Economic Plan to Strengthen Affluent America
White House.org
Saddam
Actually Just Doing Research for Book on Weapons of Mass Destruction
BBSpot
Gore
Says 'Never Mind,' Announces Presidential Bid
Ron Shafer
Bush's
Smallpox Vaccination Plan: What Do You Think?
The Onion
Saddam
Quits: Cites Desire to Spend More Time With Family
The Borowitz Report
Bush
Considering Tax Cut For North Korea
The Borowitz Report
Democrats
Claim Success in Cloning a Candidate
Chortler
Bush
Speaks to the Troops
White House.org
New
Pentagon Plan Calls For North Korea to Invade Iraq
The Borowitz Report
Saddam
Calls Weapons Inspectors Spies; Spies Demand Apology
The Borowitz Report
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