Political Humor

  1. Home
  2. Entertainment
  3. Political Humor
Satirical News and Parodies
2004 Archive
  
 Daily Feeding Frenzy
Today's News
Today's Commentary
• Today's Satire
• Today's Cartoons
• Today's Multimedia
• Today's Jokes
Top 10 Lists
Grab Bag
 
 Related Resources
Political Humor: A-Z Index
Breaking Satirical News
Political Parody Pictures
Iraq War Humor
Saddam Hussein Jokes
War on Terrorism: Full Humor Coverage
 
 Elsewhere on the Web
The Borowitz Report
Ironic Times
Modern Humorist
The Onion
Too Stupid To Be President.com
White House.org
 
 Related Books


"The Onion Ad Nauseam: Complete News Archive"
Compare Prices

More Political Humor Books

2004 Political Dot-Comedy Awards
About Political Humor

The Year in Pictures
About Political Humor

• The Tsunami Disaster: Bush Announces America's Stepped-Up Commitment to Disabusing the United Nations of Any Rude Delusions of Non-Worthlessness
White House.org

• Bush Allows Clinton To Use Lincoln Bedroom To Raise Tsunami Funds
Skewpoint

Tenet To Blame For 9/11 Failures, Says CIA Report; Should Be Held Accountable
Opinions You Should Have

Palestinians Rise Up Against Richard Gere
The Borowitz Report

• The Tsunami Disaster: Bush Magnanimously Sacrifices Ten Minutes of Christmas Vacation to Pledge Aid Totaling 3% of His Campaign Commercial Budget
White House.org

•  2004: A Look Back at the Year's Top Stories
The
Onion

• With Arrival of Team Carville, Iraqi Elections Turn Negative
The Swift Report

• Conservatives Push for Psychiatric Diagnosis of 'Loony Leftists'
The Swift Report

• The New & Improved Alberto Gonzales
MadKane

Gonzales Won't Answer, Cites Geneva Conventions
ScrappleFace

Bin Laden Issues New Year's Resolutions
The Borowitz Report

Bush Cancels Inauguration Festivities to Pursue Tsunami Relief
Unconfirmed Sources

Karl Rove's Modest Proposal: How to Initiate a Stealth Draft
The Crisis Papers

• Bush to Send 'Master of Disaster' to South Asia
The Swift Report

Bush Hires Temp As Homeland Security Secretary
The Borowitz Report

2004: The Year Of The Boobs
Skewpoint

Dick Cheney's New Year's Resolutions
National Lampoon

There Once Was A Year Named '04
MadKane

Top 30 Parodies of 2004
Internet Weekly Report

Wal-Mart to Offer Bush Inauguration Package
ScrappleFace

Bush Orders Copies Of 'My Pet Goat
' Sent To Tsunami Victims
Skewpoint

Bush Declares War on Mother Nature
Shake It Up Baby!

The Bush 2004 Christmas Card
BartCop

The Onion's 2004 Election Guide
The Onion

Official White House Christmas Card: Divine Season's Greetings from America's God-Appointed Royal Dynasty
White House.org

Bush's Speechalist
Comedy Central

How the Grinch Stole the Non-Religion Specific Celebration of the Winter Solstice Holiday
About Political Humor

Fox News Coverage of the Tsunami Tragedy
Udargo.com

The Universe, Explained
Reason Gone Made

No More Special Interests If they Aren't Ours
MoveOnPlease.org

With Temperatures Rising, Arctic Oil Search May Require Underwater Drilling
The Swift Report

Dupe-Meister Dub
MadKane

Rumsfeld's Not So Wonderful Life
Maureen Dowd, New York Times

Rumsfeld Failed to Lick Stamps on GI Death Letters
ScrappleFace

New Poll Says Fewer Terrorists Celebrate Christmas
The Swift Report

White House Considering Product Placement Deal
The Swift Report

Rumsfeld as Santa Tells Children to Accept What They Have, Not Wish For
Skewpoint 

Ann Coulter's Gift Ideas For Whiney Liberals
Shake It Up Baby 

Failed Missile Shield Wins Presidential Medal of Freedom
The Borowitz Report

Time's Madman of the Year
MadKane

Republican Christmas Carols
Richard Nathan

California School Bans Gifts With 'God' In Them
The Swift Report

Translation of President George W. Bush's Second Term Agenda
Chortler

New SAT Questions Replace Evolution with Creation
The Swift Report

Bin Laden Threatens U.S. Attack Using Inflatable Christmas Lawn Decorations
Skewpoint

Letter from Benard Kerik Withdrawing His Nomination
White House.org

Bush to Google Future Nominees
The Borowitz Report

Giuliani Suspects He Was Poisoned At White House
Skewpoint

On the Inaugural Menu: A Dish to Please Every Donor
The Swift Report

Corrected Transcript of Rumsfeld's Q&A Session With U.S. Troops
White House.org

Translation of Bush's Presidential Medal of Freedom Presentation
Chortler

Bin Laden Demands to Be Named Time's Person of the Year
The Borowitz Report

Democrats Embark on Fact-Finding Mission to NASCAR
The Borowitz Report

Hollywood Foreign Press Association to Choose New Iraqi President
The Borowitz Report

What's Playing on President Bush's iPod?
White House.org

Nigeria Chosen To Host 2008 Genocides
The Onion

Iraq Troops Complain: What Do You Think?
The Onion

Bush Nominates Kerik's Nanny For Homeland Security
Skewpoint

Kerik: Bin Laden Was My Gardener
The Borowitz Report

Rumsfeld Demands Full Body Armor For Next Meeting With Troops
The Borowitz Report

Tommy Thompson Offers Terrorists Helpful Food-Contamination Tips
The Borowitz Report

Ohio Certifies That Presidential Vote Went To Yanukovich, Ukrainian Prime Minister
Skewpoint

Kerik Alert
MadKane

Wal-Mart Announces Massive Rollback On Employee Wages
The Onion

Families Ask Ex-Cabinet Members to Spend Less Time With Them
The Borowitz Report

Nader Offers to Lead Ukraine
The Borowitz Report

A Look at Donald Rumsfeld: The Great Military Tactician in the History of the World
Chortler 

Iraqi Elections Delayed to Allow Time for Negative Ads
The Borowitz Report

In Tearful Resignation, Ridge Admits He Is Color Blind
The Borowitz Report

Bush Appoints Zell Miller As Official White House Food Taster
Internet Weekly Report 

Adultery Provision Could Stall Homosexual Marriage Amendment
The Swift Report

Iraq Adopts Terror Alert System
The Onion

New Social Security Plan Allows Workers To Put Portion Of Earnings On Favorite Team
The Onion

Falwell Issues Parent Alert: SpongeBob is a Sodomite!
Internet Weekly Report 

A Translation of Bush's Speech to the Canadian People
Chortler

Georgia Residents Alarmed by Anti-Evolution Gangs
The Swift Report

'Twas the Nightmare Before Inauguration
Political Strategy.org

Bush Uses Proper Grammar
Brainsnap

Dan Rather's Moon Moves Behind a Cloud
About Political Humor

Rather's Resignation Based on False Information
The Borowitz Report

White House Thanksgiving Turkey Detained Without Counsel
The Onion

Bush Issues 'Reprieve' for Thanksgiving Turkeys
The Specious Report

Bush Kills Turkey, Pardons Tom DeLay
The Borowitz Report

Swift Boat Veterans Still Hounding Kerry
The Onion

Dan Rather Scrambles to Confirm Story of His Resignation
Scrappleface

Dan Rather: The Real Reasons I'm Leaving CBS
Shake It Up Baby

Cabinet Shake-Up Infographic
The Onion

Image Of Bush Appears In Slice Of Bologna
Skewpoint

Arabian Gulf
Legofish.com 

Lincoln Bedroom Found in Clinton Library
The Borowitz Report

Coverage of the Clinton Library Dedication
The Daily Show

Bush: CIA Failed to Warn of Rebels in Congress
Scrappleface

Republicans Call For Privatization Of Next Election
The Onion

Statement by Bush Naming Condi Rice Secretary of State
White House.org

White House Exploring 'Rapture' Contingency Plans
The Swift Report

Pro-Family Group Presses Military to Stop Use of Violent Training Videos
The Swift Report

Bush Outsources State Department
The Borowitz Report

President Bush Submits Letter Of Resignation To Self
Skewpoint

Coverage of Condi Rice's Nomination
The Daily Show

Christian Gamers Resurrect Christ--and Profits--in Global Video Game Market
The Swift Report

John Ashcroft's Letter of Resignation
White House.org

Jesus Christ: Democrat Candidate for 2008?
National Lampoon

The Devil & Karl Rove
Topplebush

Coverage of John Ashcroft's Resignation
The Daily Show

The 100 Best Election Satires
The Specious Report

Nation's Poor Win Election For Nation's Rich
The Onion

U.S. To Send 30,000 Mall Security Guards To Iraq
The Onion

Daschle Filibuster Blocks His Departure from Senate
Scrappleface

High Court to Rule on Gore Presidential Library
Scrappleface

Expert Warns of 'Bickering Deficit' in New Bush Cabinet
Scrappleface

Democrats Already Focusing on Losing in 2008
The Borowitz Report

The Best Humor of Campaign 2004
About Political Humor

Schwarzenegger's Stem Cells Eligible to Seek Presidency
Scrappleface

The Republican Majority: What Do You Think?
The Onion

How To Tell If You Live in a Red or Blue State
Betty Bowers

Ashcroft Named Ambassador to Mars
The Borowitz Report

Evangelicals Alarmed Bush Spending Capital On Man Dates
Skewpoint

Become a True American® By Accepting Jesus Christ Today
White House.org

Kerry Wins!
Berkshire Eagle

National Museum Of The Middle Class Opens In Schaumburg, IL
The Onion

Bush Extends Hand to Those Who Voted Against Him
The Specious Report

Canada Reports Huge Jump in Immigration: Over 55 Million Requests for Citizenship Since Tuesday Night
The Borowitz Report

U.S. Inspires World With Attempt At Democratic Election
The Onion

Text of Bush's Victory Speech
White House.org

Campaign 2004 F.O.O.L. Awards
Betty Bowers

Exit Poll: How Bush Won on Key Issues
The Specious Report

It's Gore: CBS Declares Former Veep Surprise Winner
The Borowitz Report

Nader Supporters Blame Electoral Defeat On Bush, Kerry
The Onion

Concession Speech to the Student Body of Camden High
Bob From Accounting

Florida to Decide Election by Show of Hands
The Borowitz Report

Nader Rips Osama for Failing to Mention Him
The Borowitz Report

Bush Urges Voters To Kindly Disregard Osama bin Laden
White House.org

Bin Laden Releases 2nd Tape Dressed As Wolf After Failing To Scare Americans
Skewpoint

2004's Scariest Halloween Costumes
The Stranger

The Strange Similarities Between the Bush Administration and the World of Dr. Seuss
Mad Magazine

Republicans Urge Minorities To Get Out And Vote On Nov. 3
The Onion

Countdown to the Recount 2004
The Onion 

Return Of The Draft? What Do You Think? 
The Onion

World Series Statement: Bush Urges Northeasterners to Savor Their First and Last Taxachusetts Upset Victory of 2004
White House.org

Dude, You're Getting a Draft!
Enjoy The Draft.com

Wolfpacks For Truth
WolfpacksForTruth.org

The Real Wolfpack Advertisement
The Poor Man

Poll: Bush Winning the War on Truth
Humor Gazette 

Republicans To Use Wolves To Challenge Voters In Key States
Skewpoint

U.S. Captures Cat Stevens; Long-Awaited October Surprise
The Borowitz Report

O'Reilly Offers Accuser $6 Million; Asks Her to Bathe In It Naked
The Borowitz Report

Electoral College Added to Michael Moore Speaking Tour
Scrappleface

Kerry Ripped By Swift Boat Lesbians For Truth
The Borowitz Report

Lie, Nude Girls For Bush
Lie Girls.com 

Another Anti-Bush Poem
MadKane

Apocalypse Now! Vote Bush!
Landover Baptist Church

U.S. Finishes A 'Strong Second' In Iraq War
The Onion

Kerry: Stem-Cell Research May Hold Cure To Ailing Campaign
The Onion

The Bill O'Reilly Sex Scandal: What Do You Think?
The Onion

Poll: Americans Evenly Divided Over Which Poll They Believe
The Borowitz Report

Sim Bush & Sim Kerry
Ubergoth.net

The Bill O'Reilly Crossword Puzzle
Chortler

2004 Voter Guide
Chortler 

Bush Wins Secret Fourth Debate
The Borowitz Report

Lynne Cheney's Irate Response to John Kerry's Reference to Her Lesbian Daughter
White House.org

O'Reilly Outsources Phone Sex to India
The Borowitz Report

Cheney Vows to Attack U.S. If Kerry Elected
The Onion

Kerry Exposes Bush's Mystery Bulge
The Borowitz Report

America's Thirst for Pointless Debate Has Not Been Quenched
The Specious Report

Kafka-Orwell 2004: The Ticket For Our Times
Kafka-Orwell-2004.com

Bill O'Reilly's Pleasure Zone and Garden of Womanly Delights
The Specious Report

CNN Poll Finds Bush And Kerry In Heat
Internet Weekly Report 

The BulgeGate Connection
Internet Weekly Report

Bush Proposes No Child's Behind Left Without Vaccine
Skewpoint

Supreme Court Gives Debate Win to Bush
Scrappleface

Kerry Steps Up Praise of Cheney's Daughter
The Borowitz Report

The Second Debate: John Kerry Translated into English 
White House.org 

Bush, Kerry Allowed to Carry Weapons in Final Battle
The Borowitz Report

Election Cancelled; Focus Group in Ohio to Pick President
The Borowitz Report

Bush Bulge Is Uninterruptible Power Supply
Unconfirmed Sources

An Appeal from American Satirists for Bush
Chortler

Nader Plunges Afghan Vote into Chaos
The Borowitz Report

Good To Be in DC
JibJab

Bush's Resume
Monkeydyne

I Screw Republicans
I Screw Republicans

Bush and Cheney Horrorland
MadKane

Cheney Admits Going on Camping Trip With Edwards
The Borowitz Report

Bush Declares Solid Anti-Slavery Position
The Specious Report

Vice Presidential Debate Transcript
White House.org 

John Kerry's Horrifying Agenda For America
Landover Baptist Church

The 'Bubble Boy' President
Internet Weekly Report 

Poll: Edwards Even Sexier Than Voters Remembered
The Borowitz Report

Bush's Debate Notes
The Talent Show

Presidential Debate Transcript
White House.org

Irrelevant Pop Stars Unite Against Bush
The Onion

Iraq Report Concludes Saddam Was Unable To Resurrect Career Of Cat Stevens
Skewpoint

Education President Song
Mad Kane

Banana Republicans
Jest Magazine

George W. Bush Versus John Kerry: An Analysis
Chortler

Documents Reveal Gaps In Bush's Service As President
The Onion

Lowering Expectations for Debate, White House Says Bush Has IQ of 67
The Borowitz Report

New Florida Election Ballot
Wearable Dissent

Just How Willing Is The 'Coalition of the Willing'?
Barry Rabin 

Democrats Accuse Karl Rove Of Creating Distraction With Mt. St. Helens
Skewpoint

'Spin Room' Tilts Off Axis, Wounding Twelve
Opinions You Should Have 

Flip-Floppers Choose Kerry
Opinions You Should Have 

Top Secret Debate Contract Addendum
MadKane

The Stature Gap
Internet Weekly Report

White House Claims Bleak Intelligence Report On Iraq Is Forgery
Skewpoint

CBS Bans Use of Idiots
The Borowitz Report

Angry Cat Stevens Threatens To Resume Singing
The Borowitz Report

Kerry Losing Support Among Al Qaeda Operatives
The Borowitz Report

Organizers Fear Terrorist Attacks On Upcoming Al-Qaeda Convention
The Onion

Transcript of Bush's U.N. Speech
White House.org

Tonight's CBS Evening News with Dan Rather
Chortler 

Vietnam Seeks Confirmation the War Is Over
The Borowitz Report

Bush's Statement Refuting Specifics of Kitty Kelley's Rude Examination of Pre-1974 Youthful Presidential Hijinx
White House.org 

Tom Ridge Issues a Dan Rather Alert
Internet Weekly Report

Bush vs. Jesus
Atrios

85 Percent of Public Believes Bush's Approval Rating Fell in the Last Month
The Onion

Presidential Candidate Will Markson Picks a VP
Will Markson For President 

Kitty Kelley: Bush Had Affair With Sinatra
The Borowitz Report

Voters Give Bush High Marks For War on Rather
The Borowitz Report

Kerry Plans 'December Surprise'
The Borowitz Report

CBS Reveals Copies of Kerry Senate Documents
Scrappleface 

Schwarzenegger Explains New California Law Prohibiting Sex With Corpses
White House.org

Bush Heralds Expiration of Assault Weapons Ban
White House.org

Dan Rather, El Worsto Journalisto En La Historia De El Worldo
Chortler 

Rowboat Veterans For Truth
RowboatVets.com

Hundreds Of Republicans Injured In Rush To Discredit Kerry
The Onion

Cheney Returns To Camp Crystal Lake
The Onion

Kerry Vows To Raise Wife's Taxes
The Onion

Election May Not Be Close Enough to Wreck, Nader Fears
The Borowitz Report

Cheney: Nostradamus Warned of Kerry Victory
The Borowitz Report

Bush Cartoons & Parodies
About Political Humor

W Stands For What?
MadKane 

Bush's Acceptance Speech to GOP Convention Unveiling Plans for Tons More Good and Way Less Evil
White House.org 

Positive, Uplifting Keynote Address by Model Senator Zell Miller
White House.org 

Profound Remarks by First Twins Jenna and The Other One Bush to Republican Youth Convention
White House.org

Zell Miller Found Naked In Central Park Trying To Trap A Squirrel
Skewpoint

Osama Fires Publicist: No Mention At Convention Has Madman Miffed
The Borowitz Report

Small Group Of Dedicated Rich People Change The World
The Onion

Poll: How Undecided Are You?
The Specious Report

Nader Blasts GOP For Taking Week Off From His Campaign
The Borowitz Report

Phrase Guide for the Republican National Convention
The Specious Report

Bush to Declare War on English Language
The Borowitz Report

True Christian Guide to the Big Apple
Landover Baptist

'The Lyin King' One Night Performance in New York
Skewpoint 

Cheerleaders for Truth
Cheerleaders For Truth.com

Pleasure Boat Captains For Truth
Pleasure Captains.com

Swift Yach Vets For Bush
American Idle.net

The War Medals of George W. Bush
Cockedyed.com

The Real Truth About Kerry's Military Service
White House.org

George W. Bush's Secret War
Washington Post

Bush Denies Affiliation With Credible Swift Boat Patriots Exercising Their Right to Speak Freely About John Kerry's Mega-Overrated Vietnam Vacation
White House.org

Rose Mary Woods Says She's Ashamed of Destroying Bush Military Records
The Specious Report

Americans Fear Becoming Targets of Negative Ads
The Borowitz Report 

Kerry Denies Performing Gay Wedding on Swift Boat
The Borowitz Report

Love Boat Veterans Attack Kerry's Love Record
Humor Is Dead

Swift Boat Veterans For Truth Book of the Month Club
The Specious Report

Convention Protesters Planning to Speak, Assemble
The Borowitz Report 

Swift Pull Dentists For Truth Dispute Bush Accounts Of Vietnam-Era Fillings
NewsHax

Shrapnel Inside Kerry's Body Responds to Veterans Flap
GWBush04.com 

Bush Outsources Election to India
The Borowitz Report

Bush on John Kerry's War Record
Chortler

Al-Qaeda Planning to Disrupt Fall Elections With Malfunctioning Electronic Voting Machines
The Borowitz Report

Kerry Unveils One-Point Plan For Better America
The Onion

Bush Finally Gets Oval Office Just The Way He Wants It
The Onion

2004 Christian Coalition Voter Guide
Betty Bowers

The GOP Hits New York
MadKane

Laura Bush's Guide to Understanding So-Called Stem Cell Research and Other Kinds of Pseudoscientific Flapdoodle
White House.org

Rumsfeld, Bush Sr. Arrested For Past Ties To Saddam
NewsHax

McGreevey Proposes Tax Cut For People Living Two Lives
The Borowitz Report

GOP: Kerry Went to Vietnam to Avoid Serving in the Alabama National Guard
The Borowitz Report

Republicans Outsource Kerry Attack Groups To India
Skewpoint

Pee Wee Bush's Big Re-Election Adventure
Internet Weekly Report

Al-Qaeda Chatter Deteriorates Into Gossip
The Onion

In First Intelligence Failure, New CIA Chief Did Not Know He Was Being Nominated
The Borowitz Report

Indecipherable Chatter Turns Out To Be Bush
The Borowitz Report

Al-Qaeda Said To Be Planning Spectacular Gay Weddings To Disrupt U.S. Vote
NewsHax

Satirists Avoid Kerry/Edwards in Favor of Bush Humor
The Spoof

Ask Dick Cheney, August 10, 2004
Chortler

CIA Asks Bush To Discontinue Blog
The Onion

The Bush Twins Answer Your Questions on "Ask the White House"
White House.org

MoveOnPlease.org: Democracy Inaction
National Lampoon 

Ridge Issues Alert For U-Boat Attacks On Northeast Coast 
Skewpoint

Terror Threat Detected; Authorities Order Swift Action
The Specious Report

Kerry/Edwards Cartoons and Parodies
About Political Humor

Cheney Urges Americans to Send Him Their Money for Safekeeping
The Borowitz Report

Kerry's Speech Inspires Democrats, Drinking Game
The Borowitz Report

Edward
s' Two Americas Result Of Double Vision, Optometrist Reveals
Skewpoint

Bush Upstages Kerry With Alabama National Guard Reunion
The Borowitz Report

Bush Using Drugs to Control Depression, Erratic Behavior
Capitol Hill Blue 

The Bill Clinton Democratic Convention Blog
Chortler 

Teresa Heinz Kerry Moved to Secure Location
The Borowitz Report

Bush Names Mountain Bike To Axis Of Evil
The Borowitz Report

Bush To Steal Attention From Dems By Riding Mountain Bike While Eating Pretzels
Skewpoint

Ted Kennedys Convention Speech Translated Into English
Chortler 

Republican Convention Event Schedule
Skreed Politics

Bill, Hillary Speak: First Time in Six Years, Experts Say
The Borowitz Report

Bush and Kerry Sing 'This Land Is Your Land'
JibJab

• Diebold Ad Parodies
About Political Humor

• Division 2004: Complete Satirical Election Coverage
The Specious Report

• John Kerry's Military Records: The PowerPoint Version
Slate

• The Aug. 6, 2001 President's Daily Brief: The PowerPoint Version
Slate

• John Ashcroft Porn Collage
HubLog

Bush Cancels 2004 Election, Citing National Security Concerns
About Political Humor

Bush Proposes Commission to Read 9/11 Report
The Borowitz Report

Secretary Of Defense Humiliated As U.S. Credit Card Rejected
The Onion

Osama Found in Sandy Berger's Pants
The Borowitz Report

Slim-Fast Replaces Whoopi With Cheney
The Borowitz Report

New Details Surface in Cheney-Leahy Brouhaha
New Yorker

Edwards vs Cheney: A Look Ahead to the Vice-Presidential Debate
Chortler

Fox Launches Right-Wing Weather Channel
The Borowitz Report

2004 Election Postponed Until 2008
The Specious Report

Ridge: Al Qaeda Plans To Attack Kerry Supporters
Skewpoint

First Wave of Kerry Ballot Lawyers Lands in Florida
Scrappleface


George Bush Asks Terrorists for Help to Postpone Elections
The Spoof

President Bush's Terrorism Worksheet
The Specious Report

Transcript of Cheney's Civil, Dignified Phone Call to Congratulate John Edwards
White House.org

Pentagon Calls Up World War II Veterans
Barry Rabin 

Ken Lay Blames Enron Downfall On CIA
Skewpoint 

Kerry Vows to Balance Edwards' Warmth and Charm by Being Frosty and Aloof
The Borowitz Report

Cheney Calls Edwards, Tells Him to 'F**k Off'
Skewpoint

Bush To Iraqi Militants: 'Please Stop Bringing It On'
The Onion

Bush's "Pet Goat" Nemesis Negotiating Democratic Convention Appearance
DeadBrain 

Early Porn Career Eliminated Gephardt as V.P. Choice
The Borowitz Report

John Edwards Undergoes Charisma-Removal Surgery
The Borowitz Report

Iraq Tries to Give Sovereignty Back
The Borowitz Report

Reagan Pyramid Nears Completion
The Onion

American People Ruled Unfit To Govern
The Onion

Inspired by Iraqi Handover, Bush Holds U.S. Election Four Months Early
The Borowitz Report

Transcript of Long Overdue Exchange Between Dick 'Christian Values Role Model' Cheney and Rage-Consumed Liberal Senator Patrick Leahy
White House.org 

Cheney Cusses Out Queen Elizabeth
The Borowitz Report

Clinton to Start Campaigning for Kerry, Kerry to Stop
Barry Rabin

Majority of Kerry Voters Believe He is Not Bush
The Borowitz Report

Coalition: Vast Majority Of Iraqis Still Alive
The Onion

Bush Supports Outsourcing Prison Abuse to India
The Borowitz Report

Kerry-Gephardt Meeting Creates Ominous Black Hole in Universe
The Borowitz Report

9/11 Panel Reports No Evidence of
'Collaborative Relationship' Between Cheney and Reality
Skewpoint

Transcript of Bush's Call to Ron Reagan Jr. Asking Him to Keep His Trap Shut
White House.org

Bush's Farewell Letter to Conn. Gov. John Rowland on the Occasion of his Tragic Forced Resignation by Ruthless Liberal Ethics Nazis
White House.org

Clinton's Promise Not to Upstage Kerry Upstages Kerry
The Borowitz Report

Bush/Zombie Reagan 2004
Bush-ZombieReagan.com

Memorializing Reagan Infographic
The Onion

Report: 9/11 Commission Could Have Been Prevented
The Onion

66 Percent Of U.S. Citizens Object To Torture In Nonetheless Frightening Poll
The Onion

Kerry Arrested for Stalking McCain
The Borowitz Report

'Menudogate' Scandal Rocks Markson Campaign
Will Markson For President

Ronald Reagan Added to Mt. Rushmore
About Political Humor

Ronald Reagan Memorial Parody
White House.org

Reagan To Be Honored With $5,000-A-Head Funeral
The Onion

Canada Refuses to Change Its Name to Ronald Reagan
The Borowitz Report

Tom DeLay Says Media Killed Reagan: '93-Year-Olds Don't Just Die Like That'
Living Indefinitely 

Bush Offers Tribute to Ronald Reagan
White House.org

Mikhail Gorbachev Getting Tired of 'Tear Down This Wall' Clip
The Borowitz Report

WWII Memorial Renamed Ronald Reagan Monument
The Specious Report

St. Reagan's Song
MadKane 

'American Idol' Faceoff: Reagan vs FDR
Common Dreams 

Kerry Names 1969 Version of Himself As Running Mate
The Onion

Tenet Annoying the Crap Out of His Family
The Borowitz Report

Bush on Tenet: 'His Faulty Intelligence Will Be Missed'
The Borowitz Report

Bush Takes Out Classified Ad for New CIA Director
White House.org

• Nader Seeks Presidency of Iraq
The Borowitz Report

• Poll: Many Americans Still Unsure Whom To Vote Against
The Onion

• Rumsfeld Equally Proud Of All His Wars
The Onion

• Bush's Farewell Telegram to Ahmed Chalabi
White House.org

• Al-Qaeda Planning Attack: What Do You Think?
The Onion

Bush Keeps Saddam Near Oval Office As Souvenir Of Iraq
Skewpoint

• Bush Says Iraq Interim Leaders 'Technically' Not Puppets
Internet Weekly Report

 Fed-Up Cheney Enters Presidential Race Himself
The Onion

Should Rumsfeld Resign: What Do You Think?
The Onion

Gore Nabbed Outside White House With Megaphone
The Borowitz Report

Bush Explains Plan to Grant Iraq the FREEDOM® to Enjoy Puppet Government and Decades-Long Foreign Military Presence
White House.org

George and Laura Congratulate Their Daughters on Their College Graduation
White House.org

• Bush Blames Bike Accident On 'A Few Bad Apples'
Skewpoint

Bush Vows 'Extreme Makeover' For Iraq
The Borowitz Report

Kerry Undecided on Running Mate, What to Have For Lunch
The Borowitz Report

Bush To Use Giant Hypno-Coin In Speech To U.N.
The Borowitz Report

Photos Show Bush Wearing Hood While Planning War
The Borowitz Report

Bush Is Lord
Bush Is Lord

• After Meeting Nader, Kerry Refuses to Drop Out
Scrappleface

• U.S. To Fight Terror With Terror
The Onion

• Michael Moore's 'Fahrenheit 9-11': What Do You Think?
The Onion

• Rumsfeld Apologizes for Apologizing
The Specious Report

• Rumsfeld Introduces Kinder, Gentler Interrogation Guidelines
White House.org

• Massachusetts Issues First No-Sex Marriage License
Skewpoint 

• Hundreds of Gay Married Couples Have Historic First Fights
The Borowitz Report

• Ralph Nader Translated into English
Chortler

• Massive Oil Reserves Found Inside Dick Cheney; Bush Vows to Liberate Vice President
The Borowitz Report

• U.S. to Hand Over Blame on June 30
The Borowitz Report
 
• 
Remarks by George W. Bush Regarding Donald Rumsfeld Translated into English
Chortler

• 
U.S. to Court-Martial Disposable Camera
The Borowitz Report

• Bush Offers Obligatory Apology to Iraqis for Harmless Fraternity Hazing
White House.org

• Karl Rove at the Keyboard: Global Buzzword Search-And-Delete
New York Observer

• Bush Vows To Pay Closer Attention To Needs Of Non-Presidents
The Onion

• 34 Congressmen Arrested In D.C. Cockfighting Crackdown
The Onion

• Iraqi Prisoner Abuse: What Do You Think?
The Onion

• 
Kerry Not Sexy, Warns Gore
The Borowitz Report

• Donald Rumsfeld's Resume
Chortler

• 
Infographic: Who Is John Kerry?
The Onion

• Bush: Iraqi Prison Scandal Raises New Questions About Kerry's War Record
The Borowitz Report

• Bush Reinstates Draft: Register Now!
White House.org

• Rumsfeld Apologizes For Subjecting Iraqi Prisoners To Final 'Friends' Episode
Skewpoint 

• Letter to Bush From Soldier Celebrating the One-Year Anniversary of the Shuttering of Iraq's 'Rape Rooms' 
White House.org

• Saddam Calls Abuse 'Too Little, Too Late'
The Borowitz Report

• Bush Sets Guinness Record For Days Without Apology
The Borowitz Report

• Military Funereal Protocols: Understanding the Fallen Soldier Coffin Photography Ban
White House.org 

• Bush: 'Mission Accomplished' Was a Typo; Banner Should Have Read 'Still Difficult Work Ahead'
The Borowitz Report

• Transcript of Bush and Cheney's Oval Office Statement to the Rudely Prying National Commission on Terrorist Attacks
White House.org 

• Bush Stays The Course While Driving Bus Wrong Direction In Ohio
Skewpoint

• Peace Talks Just An Excuse To Visit Scenic Mideast
The Onion

• Lone Wolf Ashcroft Given Rookie Partner
The Onion

• Bush Receives Saddam Hussein Leadership Award
Internet Weekly Report

• Unforgivable
MadKane

• Bush, Cheney Differ Over Who's on First
The Borowitz Report

• John Kerry Translated into English
Chortler

• Bush Threw Away Vietnam-Era Golf Trophies
The Borowitz Report

• Sept. 11 Could Not Have Been Prevented Without Accruing A Lot Of Overtime
The Onion

• Preview: Transcript of Bush-Cheney Testimony Before 9/11 Commission
The Crisis Papers

• Bush On The Difference Between Iraq And Vietnam
Chortler

• Letter from Prince Bandar Bin Sultan Dispelling Preposterous Allegations that President Bush is Saudi Arabia's Pitifully Servile Lapdog
White House.org

• Declassified Presidential Daily Briefings from August 6, 2001 through September 12, 2001
Betty Bowers 

• Dennis Miller Answers Your Questions About the White House
White House.org

• 
Iraqi Governing Council Picks New Flag
The Daily Farce

• Alpha Politics
MadKane 

• Rumsfeld: Iraq Is Not 'Gigli'
The Borowitz Report

• Saddam Demands Jury Of Megalomaniacs
The Borowitz Report

• Kerry's Plan To Eliminate U.S. Deficit: Have Wife Pay It Off
Skewpoint

• Kerry Warns Ketchup Prices Could Top $8 a Gallon
The Specious Report

• Osama: Piracy Threatens Terror-Tape Industry
The Borowitz Report

• Bush's Lobotomy Has Been a Tremendous Success
The Guardian 

• Waiting for WMD
Chortler

• Clinton's Penis to Testify Before 9/11 Commission
The Specious Report

• Bush Denies Secret Oil Deal With Saudis: 'It Was Not A Secret At All'
The Daily Farce

• Donald Trump Fires Bush on 'The Apprentice'
True Majority Action PAC

• Iraqis Arming Selves For Independence
The Onion

Senatorial Candidate Introduces New Low-Carb Platform
The Onion

• Bush Is Perfect, White House Reveals
The Borowitz Report

• Bush Unveils Specifics of Returning Control to Iraqis
The Specious Report

• 
Give the Liberal Media a Piece of Your Mind!
George W. Bush.org

• Bush: Happy Scorched Earth Day
Humor Gazette 

• Security Gap in Condoleezza Rice's Front Teeth Exposed
BBSpot

• New Harry Potter Book Set in Bush White House
The Borowitz Report

• Bush Holds Press Conference to Rekindle America's Fast-Declining Faith in Conspicuous Ineptitude and Planetary Chaos
White House.org

• New Negative Campaign Ads Blast Voters Directly
The Onion

• The CDC Issues Bush Fatigue Advisory
Internet Weekly Report

• More Presidential Daily Briefings Discovered To Be 'Not Specific Enough'
Chortler

• President Bush's Email Inbox
Abino Blacksheep

• White House Releases Bush's Personal Copy of the Declassified August 6, 2001 Daily Intelligence Briefing Memo
White House.org

• 
Man At Kucinich Rally Just Looking For Bathroom
The Borowitz Report

• Bush:
'Intelligence Did Not Support An Imminent Threat From Iraq…I Mean Al- Qaeda'
Skewpoint

• Bush Takes 'Sunni Triangle' Golf Vacation
BushWhackedUSA

• Bush Declassifies Presidential Briefs
BushWhackedUSA

• Bush Missed Billboard of Osama
The Borowitz Report

• Condoleezza's Brain Redacted
The Borowitz Report

Condoleezza Rice's Magical Testimony Spinning Machine
Betty Bowers 

• Drudge Report Headlines Through History
Chortler

• Condoleezza Rice Translated into English
Chortler

• Rumsfeld Looking Forward to Secretary's Day
The Onion

• The White House Props Department
White House Props

U.S. Outsources Obesity to India
The Borowitz Report

• Bush Battles Hecklers at Cardinals' Opener
Internet Weekly Report

Price Of Nuclear Secrets Plummeting
The Onion

Fact-Free Bush
MadKane

• Queen Elizabeth Calls French 'Wankers'
The Borowitz Report

• White House for Kids
White House.org

• Life-Size Kerry Robot Hits Campaign Trail
The Borowitz Report

• Bush Addresses 8.2 Million Unemployed: 'Get A Job'
The Onion

• Flip-Flopping May Have Injured John Kerry's Shoulder
The Borowitz Report

• FCC Fines Al Franken As Preemptive Strike Against Indecency
Skewpoint

• Richard Clarke Speaks Out: What Do You Think?
The Onion

• The 2004 Radio & TV Correspondents' Dinner: Full Text of Bush's Uproariously Hysterical Stand-Up Comedy Routine
White House.org

• Bush Quits Day Job to Focus on Stand-Up Comedy
The Borowitz Report

• Condoleezza Rice Releases Transcript of Disputed Conversation With Former Clinton Terrorist Appeasement Czarina Richard Clarke
White House.org

• The Botched Reagan Shooting 23 Years Later: President's Statement Commemorating the Three-Term George H.W. Bush Reign That Might Have Been
White House.org

• Project for the New American Empire
New American Empire.org

• The Bushiad and the Idyossey
The Bushiad

• Cheney Says Bush 'Out Of Loop' After President Admits Mistakes Battling Terrorism
Skewpoint

• Missed Chances in Hunt for Condoleezza Rice
The Borowitz Report

• Bush Urges Iraqis To Pass Amendment Banning Gay Marriage
The Onion

• The Redesigned Texas Flag
The Specious Report

• Excerpts from the White House Inc. Employee Handbook
BuzzFlash

• Bush Slays 'Em With WMD Gag
Humor Gazette

• Drink the Kool-Aid
SkilledLabor

• Protecting the Sanctity of Divorce and Marriage from the Homosexuals
Betty Bowers

• 'Al Qaeda Tape' Endorses Bush-Cheney Re-election
Internet Weekly Report

• Rumsfeld Says U.S. Occupation of Spain Needed To Establish Democracy There
Skewpoint

• Bush Calls Gay Marriage New Front in War on Terror
The Borowitz Report

• Kerry Names Foreign Leader Who Supports Him: His Wife
The Borowitz Report

• Spanish Elections Cause Karl Rove to Rethink Bush Campaign Strategy
The Specious Report

• Political Cartoon Even More Boring And Confusing Than Issue
The Onion

• Rumsfeld Hosts No-Holds-Barred Martial Arts Tournament At Remote Island Fortress
The Onion

• Bush Calls Incumbency Key Issue of Campaign
The Onion

• Bush's Message to the Socialist Kingdom of Spain Regarding its Fraidy-Cat Decision to Rejoin Old Europe and Flip America the Bird
White House.org

• President Congratulates Neil Bush on His Wedding
White House.org

• Kerry Names Sharpton's Hair as Running Mate
Broken Newz

• John Kerry Lists Foreign Supporters
Chortler

• First Bush/Cheney Television Advertisement of the General Campaign
White House.org

• Urinal Cake Supplier Gears Up for Spirited Presidential Election
The Specious Report

• Kerry Convinces Dean to Campaign for Bush
The Borowitz Report

• Create Your Own Bush Campaign Poster
White House.org

• Martha Was Framed, Says O.J.
The Borowitz Report

• Work Begins On Clinton Presidential DVD Library
The Onion

• Trump Fires Bin Laden
The Borowitz Report

• Save Martha Stewart
Save Martha Stewart.com 

• The Adventures Of Super Prez: A Private Diary By The Commander-in-Chief's Alter Ego
Chortler

• The Bush-Cheney '04 Official Campaign Wallpaper
Internet Weekly Report 

• Kerry Calls Bush Team Lying 'Posse of Thugs'
Humor Gazette

• Bush To Make Up Missed National Guard Service This Weekend
The Onion

• Transcript of Bush's Phone Congratulations to Kerry
White House.org

• Bush: Gay Marriage Wiped Out Life on Mars
The Borowitz Report

• Martha Attempts to Flee U.S. Inside Giant Cake
The Borowitz Report

• Iraqi Council Signs Constitution After Gay Marriage Amendment Is Dropped
Skewpoint

• Bush Wins Oscar, Thanks Axis of Evil
Humor Gazette

• The Secret Poems of Arnold Schwarzenegger
Chortler

• Surprise Victory For Kucinich In Haiti
Skewpoint

• The GOPersonals
The Weakly Standard 

• Nader Endorses Nader
The Borowitz Report

• Bush To Cut Deficit From Federal Budget
The Onion

• Bush Administration Proposes Manufacturing Sector Retraining
The Specious Report

• John Edwards Launches Positive Dirty Personal Attacks Against John Kerry
Chortler 

• Massachusetts Supreme Court Orders All Citizens To Gay Marry
The Onion

• Nader Denies Internet Report Of Wild Affair With Intern Twins
Skewpoint

• 70% Of Existing Marriages May Already Be Gay
The Borowitz Report

• Gore Endroses Aristide; Government Falls Seconds Later
The Borowitz Report

• Amending the Constitution to Conform to Biblical Principles
White House.org

• Laura Bush on the 'Passion of Christ'
White House.org

• Crash-Test Dummies Endorse Nader
Humor Gazette 

• 'Weddings of Mass Destruction' Found in San Francisco
Bad Reporter

• In Visit to Military Base, Bush Goes Missing
The Borowitz Report

• Osama bin Laden Found Inside Each of Us
The Onion

• Kerry Makes Whistle-Stop Tour from Deck of Yacht
The Onion

• Bush Clarifies America's Economic Forecast
WhiteHouse.org

• Bush Says Economic Program Will Create 2.6 Jobs, Not 2.6 Million
Skewpoint

• Defusing AWOLgate: Ten Ethically Spotless Witnesses Corroborate Details of President Bush's Story of How Honorably He Evaded Vietnam
WhiteHouse.org

• Washington Press Corps Finally Pulls Noses out of Bush Administration's Ass
Freepressed

• Le Figaro Names Kerry as Most Admired Frenchman
Broken Newz

• The 'Fast-Food Factory' McJobs President
Internet Weekly Report 

• Dean Claims He Is Winning in Parallel Universe
The Borowitz Report

• Bush Releases Documents Proving Service in Alabama National Guard
Ironic Times

• In Latest Attack Ad, Kerry Morphs Into Jacko
The Borowitz Report

• Complete Transcript of Bush on Meet the Press
WhiteHouse.org

• Bush Explains Gap in Military Record; Says He Thought Mission Was Accomplished
The Borowitz Report

• Dean Begs Gore to Endorse Kerry Instead
The Borowitz Report

• Saddam Hussein Rules Over Cell With Iron Fist
The Onion

• Redefining Broadcast Obscenity: FCC Chairman Michael Powell Unveils Strict New Guidelines for Defending American Puritanism
WhiteHouse.org

• Gen. Clark Admits He Detests Madonna
The Borowitz Report

• Dennis Kucinich Takes Commanding Early Lead in Mars Primary
Chortler 

• The Official George W. Bush AWOL Doll
Internet Weekly Report

• Kucinich's Naked Breast Fails to Sway Voters
The Borowitz Report

• Ashcroft Detains Janet Jackson's Right Boob
The Borowitz Report

• Bush Issues Preemptive Presidential Pardon for His Lifetime of Crimes
DeadBrain

• John Kerry Scores High Marks with 'Polo Moms'
Broken Newz 

• Kerry Ignores Reports That He Is 'Aloof'
Scrappleface

• Liechtenstein Invades US As Americans Still Obsess Over Janet Jacksons Breast
Chortler

• Review of Mel Gibson's 'The Passion of Christ'
Betty Bowers

• Saddam Planned to Destroy U.S. With Atkins Diet
The Borowitz Report

• A Message from the Lieberman 2004 Campaign
Oliver Willis 

• W.H. Commission To Uncover Boob Who Gave Faulty Info On WMDs
Skewpoint

• Democrats Somehow Lose Primaries
The Onion

• Bush 2004 Campaign Pledges To Restore Honor And Dignity To White House
The Onion

• Anyone But Bush Increases Lead Against Undecided
The Specious Report

• Ralph Nader Considers Wrecking 2004 Election
The Borowitz Report

• Bush's Intelligence, Memory Lapses Now Under Investigation
DeadBrain

• Bush: Saddam Did Have Weapons Related Fantasies on Sticky Notes
Bob's Fridge Door

• Bush Releases Corrected Version of Lead U.S. Weapons Inspector David Kay's Testimony to the Senate Armed Services Committee
WhiteHouse.org

• Janet Jackson's Right Boob Endorses Howard Dean
Chortler

• Janet Jackson Episode: White House Cites Failure Of Intelligence To Warn Nation Of The Existence Of Breasts
Chortler

• Dick Cheney, Apparently Desperate For Good Press,  Speaks To Mad Kane
MadKane

• Bush Accuses Saddam of Telling Truth
The Borowitz Report

• Bush's Letter to Former Democratic Front-Runner Howard Dean Offering Sincere Condolences on His Humiliating Defeat in the New Hampshire Primary
WhiteHouse.org

• James Brown to Run Dean Campaign
The Borowitz Report

• Impressive Hair Leads Kerry to Victory in New Hampshire
BBspot 

• 'Lord of the Rings' Wins Democratic Nomination
The Borowitz Report

• Howard Dean Gives State Of The F**king Union Address
Chortler

• State of the Union Infographic
The Onion

• Bush Wins Iowa Democratic Caucus
The Specious Report

• Reporter Embedded in Kerry's Hair
The Borowitz Report

• Mixed Results For Howard Dean In Iowa: Finishes Third In Caucus But Gets Gorillas At Des Moines Zoo To Mate After Hearing His Primal Scream
Chortler

• Kucinich a Surprise Winner on 'American Idol'
The Borowitz Report

• 
Statement by Vice President Cheney and Justice Scalia Vigorously Defending the Propriety of Their Extracurricular Commingling
WhiteHouse.org

• French Mars Probe Surrenders
The Borowitz Report

• Mars 2050: President Bush Unveils Ambitious Strategy for Preemptive Democratization and Wholesale Americanization of the Cosmos
WhiteHouse.org

• 'Dishonest Dubya' Lying Action Figure
Angry Candy Productions

• Inauguration 2005: President Assures GOP Base - 'No Robber Baron, Confederate Apologist, or Impotent Creationist NASCAR Dad Left Behind!'
GeorgeWBush.org

• Bush Vows To Discover, Legalize Aliens On American, Martian Soil
The Onion

• U.S. To Give Every Iraqi $3,544.91, Let Free-Market Capitalism Do The Rest
The Onion

• Bush Commands Former Sec. Paul 'Bitter Fruitcake' O'Neill to Return All Mega-Secret Documents Protecting America From Total Destruction
White House.org

• The Presidential Palm Helper
White House.org

• Bush Wanted to Invade Iraq Back in College
The Borowitz Report

• Paul O'Neil Captured; 'Good Riddance,' Says Bush
The Borowitz Report

• Blind, Deaf Outraged by Bush Metaphor
The Specious Report

• Schwarzenegger Orders Breast Implant Inspections
The Borowitz Report

• Rivals Accuse Dean of Leading in Polls
The Borowitz Report

Iowa Rover Beams Back First 3D Photos Of Democratic Candidates
Bob's Fridge Door

Laura Bush's Interview With Her Spiritual Adviser
Betty Bowers

Pretzel Attack Planned Before September 11, O'Neill Claims
Chortler

• Blind, Deaf People Object to Being Compared to Bush Administration
The Borowitz Report

A Blind Man in a Room Full of Deaf People
Internet Weekly Report 

• Bush: Saddam Still Captured; Approval Ratings Re-surge on Re-announcement
The Borowitz Report

Bush Writes About Baseball's Pete Rose
Betty Bowers

• Defending Miss Cleo and Pat Robertson
Betty Bowers 

• David Kay to Search for WMD on Mars
Internet Weekly Report 

Related Links
Current Satirical News Stories
2002 Satirical News Archive
2001 Satirical News Archive
Political Parody Pictures and Cartoons
More Political Satire and Parodies

Subscribe to the Newsletter
Name
Email

Explore Political Humor

About.com Special Features

Movie Comedies in 2009

Find out what belly laughs are in store at the 2009 box office. More >

Scrapbook Technique Gallery

Use these ideas to inspire your own uniquely beautiful pages. More >

Political Humor

  1. Home
  2. Entertainment
  3. Political Humor

©2009 About.com, a part of The New York Times Company.

All rights reserved.