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2004
Political Dot-Comedy Awards
About Political Humor
The
Year in Pictures
About Political Humor
The
Tsunami Disaster: Bush Announces America's Stepped-Up Commitment to Disabusing
the United Nations of Any Rude Delusions of Non-Worthlessness
White House.org
Bush
Allows Clinton To Use Lincoln Bedroom To Raise Tsunami Funds
Skewpoint
Tenet
To Blame For 9/11 Failures, Says CIA Report; Should Be Held Accountable
Opinions You Should Have
Palestinians
Rise Up Against Richard Gere
The Borowitz Report
The
Tsunami Disaster: Bush Magnanimously Sacrifices Ten Minutes of Christmas
Vacation to Pledge Aid Totaling 3% of His Campaign Commercial Budget
White House.org
2004: A Look Back at the Year's Top
Stories
The Onion
With
Arrival of Team Carville, Iraqi Elections Turn Negative
The Swift Report
Conservatives
Push for Psychiatric Diagnosis of 'Loony Leftists'
The Swift Report
The
New & Improved Alberto Gonzales
MadKane
Gonzales
Won't Answer, Cites Geneva Conventions
ScrappleFace
Bin
Laden Issues New Year's Resolutions
The Borowitz Report
Bush
Cancels Inauguration Festivities to Pursue Tsunami Relief
Unconfirmed Sources
Karl
Rove's Modest Proposal: How to Initiate a Stealth Draft
The Crisis Papers
Bush
to Send 'Master of Disaster' to South Asia
The Swift Report
Bush
Hires Temp As Homeland Security Secretary
The Borowitz Report
2004:
The Year Of The Boobs
Skewpoint
Dick
Cheney's New Year's Resolutions
National Lampoon
There
Once Was A Year Named '04
MadKane
Top
30 Parodies of 2004
Internet Weekly Report
Wal-Mart
to Offer Bush Inauguration Package
ScrappleFace
Bush
Orders Copies Of 'My Pet Goat'
Sent To
Tsunami Victims
Skewpoint
Bush
Declares War on Mother Nature
Shake It Up Baby!
The
Bush 2004 Christmas Card
BartCop
The
Onion's 2004 Election Guide
The Onion
Official
White House Christmas Card: Divine Season's Greetings from America's
God-Appointed Royal Dynasty
White House.org
Bush's
Speechalist
Comedy Central
How
the Grinch Stole the Non-Religion Specific Celebration of the Winter Solstice
Holiday
About Political Humor
Fox
News Coverage of the Tsunami Tragedy
Udargo.com
The
Universe, Explained
Reason Gone Made
No
More Special Interests If they Aren't Ours
MoveOnPlease.org
With
Temperatures Rising, Arctic Oil Search May Require Underwater Drilling
The Swift Report
Dupe-Meister
Dub
MadKane
Rumsfeld's
Not So Wonderful Life
Maureen Dowd, New York Times
Rumsfeld
Failed to Lick Stamps on GI Death Letters
ScrappleFace
New
Poll Says Fewer Terrorists Celebrate Christmas
The Swift Report
White
House Considering Product Placement Deal
The Swift Report
Rumsfeld
as Santa Tells Children to Accept What They Have, Not Wish For
Skewpoint
Ann
Coulter's Gift Ideas For Whiney Liberals
Shake It Up Baby
Failed
Missile Shield Wins Presidential Medal of Freedom
The Borowitz Report
Time's
Madman of the Year
MadKane
Republican
Christmas Carols
Richard Nathan
California
School Bans Gifts With 'God' In Them
The Swift Report
Translation
of President George W. Bush's Second Term Agenda
Chortler
New
SAT Questions Replace Evolution with Creation
The Swift Report
Bin
Laden Threatens U.S. Attack Using Inflatable Christmas Lawn Decorations
Skewpoint
Letter
from Benard Kerik Withdrawing His Nomination
White House.org
Bush
to Google Future Nominees
The Borowitz Report
Giuliani
Suspects He Was Poisoned At White House
Skewpoint
On
the Inaugural Menu: A Dish to Please Every Donor
The Swift Report
Corrected
Transcript of Rumsfeld's Q&A Session With U.S. Troops
White House.org
Translation
of Bush's Presidential Medal of Freedom Presentation
Chortler
Bin
Laden Demands to Be Named Time's Person of the Year
The Borowitz Report
Democrats
Embark on Fact-Finding Mission to NASCAR
The Borowitz Report
Hollywood
Foreign Press Association to Choose New Iraqi President
The Borowitz Report
What's
Playing on President Bush's iPod?
White House.org
Nigeria
Chosen To Host 2008 Genocides
The Onion
Iraq
Troops Complain: What Do You Think?
The Onion
Bush
Nominates Kerik's Nanny For Homeland Security
Skewpoint
Kerik:
Bin Laden Was My Gardener
The Borowitz Report
Rumsfeld
Demands Full Body Armor For Next Meeting With Troops
The Borowitz Report
Tommy
Thompson Offers Terrorists Helpful Food-Contamination Tips
The Borowitz Report
Ohio
Certifies That Presidential Vote Went To Yanukovich, Ukrainian Prime Minister
Skewpoint
Kerik Alert
MadKane
Wal-Mart
Announces Massive Rollback On Employee Wages
The Onion
Families
Ask Ex-Cabinet Members to Spend Less Time With Them
The Borowitz Report
Nader
Offers to Lead Ukraine
The Borowitz Report
A
Look at Donald Rumsfeld: The Great Military Tactician in the History of the
World
Chortler
Iraqi
Elections Delayed to Allow Time for Negative Ads
The Borowitz Report
In
Tearful Resignation, Ridge Admits He Is Color Blind
The Borowitz Report
Bush
Appoints Zell Miller As Official White House Food Taster
Internet Weekly Report
Adultery
Provision Could Stall Homosexual Marriage Amendment
The Swift Report
Iraq
Adopts Terror Alert System
The Onion
New
Social Security Plan Allows Workers To
Put Portion Of Earnings On Favorite Team
The Onion
Falwell
Issues Parent Alert: SpongeBob is a Sodomite!
Internet Weekly Report
A
Translation of Bush's Speech to the Canadian People
Chortler
Georgia
Residents Alarmed by Anti-Evolution Gangs
The Swift Report
'Twas
the Nightmare Before Inauguration
Political Strategy.org
Bush
Uses Proper Grammar
Brainsnap
Dan
Rather's Moon Moves Behind a Cloud
About Political Humor
Rather's
Resignation Based on False Information
The Borowitz Report
White
House Thanksgiving Turkey
Detained Without Counsel
The Onion
Bush
Issues 'Reprieve' for Thanksgiving Turkeys
The Specious Report
Bush
Kills Turkey, Pardons Tom DeLay
The Borowitz Report
Swift
Boat Veterans Still Hounding Kerry
The Onion
Dan
Rather Scrambles to Confirm Story of His Resignation
Scrappleface
Dan
Rather: The Real Reasons I'm Leaving CBS
Shake It Up Baby
Cabinet
Shake-Up Infographic
The Onion
Image
Of Bush Appears In Slice Of Bologna
Skewpoint
Arabian
Gulf
Legofish.com
Lincoln
Bedroom Found in Clinton Library
The Borowitz Report
Coverage
of the Clinton Library Dedication
The Daily Show
Bush:
CIA Failed to Warn of Rebels in Congress
Scrappleface
Republicans
Call For Privatization Of Next Election
The Onion
Statement
by Bush Naming Condi Rice Secretary of State
White House.org
White
House Exploring 'Rapture' Contingency Plans
The Swift Report
Pro-Family
Group Presses Military to Stop Use of Violent Training Videos
The Swift Report
Bush
Outsources State Department
The Borowitz Report
President
Bush Submits Letter Of Resignation To Self
Skewpoint
Coverage
of Condi Rice's Nomination
The Daily Show
Christian
Gamers Resurrect Christ--and Profits--in Global Video Game Market
The Swift Report
John
Ashcroft's Letter of Resignation
White House.org
Jesus
Christ: Democrat Candidate for 2008?
National Lampoon
The
Devil & Karl Rove
Topplebush
Coverage
of John Ashcroft's Resignation
The Daily Show
The
100 Best Election Satires
The Specious Report
Nation's
Poor Win Election For Nation's Rich
The Onion
U.S.
To Send 30,000 Mall Security Guards To Iraq
The Onion
Daschle
Filibuster Blocks His Departure from Senate
Scrappleface
High
Court to Rule on Gore Presidential Library
Scrappleface
Expert
Warns of 'Bickering Deficit' in New Bush Cabinet
Scrappleface
Democrats
Already Focusing on Losing in 2008
The Borowitz Report
The
Best Humor of Campaign 2004
About Political Humor
Schwarzenegger's
Stem Cells Eligible to Seek Presidency
Scrappleface
The
Republican Majority: What Do You Think?
The Onion
How
To Tell If You Live in a Red or Blue State
Betty Bowers
Ashcroft
Named Ambassador to Mars
The Borowitz Report
Evangelicals
Alarmed Bush Spending Capital On Man Dates
Skewpoint
Become a True American® By Accepting Jesus Christ Today
White House.org
Kerry
Wins!
Berkshire Eagle
National
Museum Of The Middle Class Opens In Schaumburg, IL
The Onion
Bush
Extends Hand to Those Who Voted Against Him
The Specious Report
Canada
Reports Huge Jump in Immigration: Over 55 Million Requests for Citizenship Since
Tuesday Night
The Borowitz Report
U.S.
Inspires World With Attempt At Democratic Election
The Onion
Text
of Bush's Victory Speech
White House.org
Campaign
2004 F.O.O.L. Awards
Betty Bowers
Exit
Poll: How Bush Won on Key Issues
The Specious Report
It's
Gore: CBS Declares Former Veep Surprise Winner
The Borowitz Report
Nader
Supporters Blame Electoral Defeat On Bush, Kerry
The Onion
Concession
Speech to the Student Body of Camden High
Bob From Accounting
Florida
to Decide Election by Show of Hands
The Borowitz Report
Nader
Rips Osama for Failing to Mention Him
The Borowitz Report
Bush
Urges Voters To Kindly Disregard Osama
bin Laden
White House.org
Bin
Laden Releases 2nd Tape Dressed As Wolf After Failing To Scare Americans
Skewpoint
2004's
Scariest Halloween Costumes
The Stranger
The
Strange Similarities Between the Bush Administration and the World of Dr. Seuss
Mad Magazine
Republicans
Urge Minorities To
Get Out And Vote On Nov. 3
The Onion
Countdown
to the Recount 2004
The Onion
Return
Of The Draft? What Do You Think?
The Onion
World
Series Statement: Bush Urges Northeasterners to Savor Their First and Last
Taxachusetts Upset Victory of 2004
White House.org
Dude,
You're Getting a Draft!
Enjoy The Draft.com
Wolfpacks
For Truth
WolfpacksForTruth.org
The
Real Wolfpack Advertisement
The
Poor Man
Poll:
Bush Winning the War on Truth
Humor Gazette
Republicans
To Use Wolves To Challenge Voters In Key States
Skewpoint
U.S.
Captures Cat Stevens; Long-Awaited October Surprise
The Borowitz Report
O'Reilly
Offers Accuser $6 Million; Asks Her to Bathe In It Naked
The Borowitz Report
Electoral
College Added to Michael Moore Speaking Tour
Scrappleface
Kerry
Ripped By Swift Boat Lesbians For Truth
The Borowitz Report
Lie,
Nude Girls For Bush
Lie Girls.com
Another
Anti-Bush Poem
MadKane
Apocalypse
Now! Vote Bush!
Landover Baptist Church
U.S.
Finishes A 'Strong Second' In Iraq War
The Onion
Kerry:
Stem-Cell Research May
Hold Cure To Ailing Campaign
The Onion
The
Bill O'Reilly Sex Scandal: What Do You Think?
The Onion
Poll:
Americans Evenly Divided Over Which Poll They Believe
The Borowitz Report
Sim
Bush & Sim Kerry
Ubergoth.net
The
Bill O'Reilly Crossword Puzzle
Chortler
2004
Voter Guide
Chortler
Bush
Wins Secret Fourth Debate
The Borowitz Report
Lynne
Cheney's Irate Response to John Kerry's Reference to Her Lesbian Daughter
White House.org
O'Reilly
Outsources Phone Sex to India
The Borowitz Report
Cheney
Vows to Attack U.S. If Kerry Elected
The Onion
Kerry
Exposes Bush's Mystery Bulge
The Borowitz Report
America's
Thirst for Pointless Debate Has Not Been Quenched
The Specious Report
Kafka-Orwell
2004: The Ticket For Our Times
Kafka-Orwell-2004.com
Bill
O'Reilly's Pleasure Zone and Garden of Womanly Delights
The Specious Report
CNN Poll Finds Bush And Kerry In Heat
Internet Weekly Report
The
BulgeGate Connection
Internet Weekly Report
Bush
Proposes No Child's Behind Left Without Vaccine
Skewpoint
Supreme
Court Gives Debate Win to Bush
Scrappleface
Kerry
Steps Up Praise of Cheney's Daughter
The Borowitz Report
The
Second Debate: John Kerry Translated into English
White House.org
Bush,
Kerry Allowed to Carry Weapons in Final Battle
The Borowitz Report
Election
Cancelled; Focus Group in Ohio to Pick President
The Borowitz Report
Bush
Bulge Is Uninterruptible Power Supply
Unconfirmed Sources
An
Appeal from American Satirists for Bush
Chortler
Nader
Plunges Afghan Vote into Chaos
The Borowitz Report
Good
To Be in DC
JibJab
Bush's
Resume
Monkeydyne
I
Screw Republicans
I Screw Republicans
Bush
and Cheney Horrorland
MadKane
Cheney
Admits Going on Camping Trip With Edwards
The Borowitz Report
Bush
Declares Solid Anti-Slavery Position
The Specious Report
Vice
Presidential Debate Transcript
White House.org
John
Kerry's Horrifying Agenda For America
Landover Baptist Church
The
'Bubble Boy' President
Internet Weekly Report
Poll:
Edwards Even Sexier Than Voters Remembered
The Borowitz Report
Bush's
Debate Notes
The Talent Show
Presidential
Debate Transcript
White House.org
Irrelevant
Pop Stars Unite Against Bush
The Onion
Iraq
Report Concludes Saddam Was Unable To Resurrect Career Of Cat Stevens
Skewpoint
Education
President Song
Mad Kane
Banana
Republicans
Jest Magazine
George
W. Bush Versus John Kerry: An Analysis
Chortler
Documents
Reveal Gaps In Bush's Service As President
The Onion
Lowering
Expectations for Debate, White House Says Bush Has IQ of 67
The Borowitz Report
New
Florida Election Ballot
Wearable Dissent
Just
How Willing Is The 'Coalition of the Willing'?
Barry Rabin
Democrats
Accuse Karl Rove Of Creating Distraction With Mt. St. Helens
Skewpoint
'Spin
Room' Tilts Off Axis, Wounding Twelve
Opinions You Should Have
Flip-Floppers
Choose Kerry
Opinions You Should Have
Top
Secret Debate Contract Addendum
MadKane
The
Stature Gap
Internet Weekly Report
White
House Claims Bleak Intelligence Report On Iraq Is Forgery
Skewpoint
CBS
Bans Use of Idiots
The Borowitz Report
Angry
Cat Stevens Threatens To Resume Singing
The Borowitz Report
Kerry
Losing Support Among Al Qaeda Operatives
The Borowitz Report
Organizers
Fear Terrorist Attacks On Upcoming Al-Qaeda Convention
The Onion
Transcript
of Bush's U.N. Speech
White House.org
Tonight's
CBS Evening News with Dan Rather
Chortler
Vietnam
Seeks Confirmation the War Is Over
The Borowitz Report
Bush's
Statement Refuting Specifics of Kitty Kelley's Rude Examination of Pre-1974
Youthful Presidential Hijinx
White House.org
Tom
Ridge Issues a Dan Rather Alert
Internet Weekly Report
Bush
vs. Jesus
Atrios
85
Percent of Public Believes Bush's Approval Rating Fell in the Last Month
The Onion
Presidential
Candidate Will Markson Picks a VP
Will Markson For President
Kitty
Kelley: Bush Had Affair With Sinatra
The Borowitz Report
Voters
Give Bush High Marks For War on Rather
The Borowitz Report
Kerry
Plans 'December Surprise'
The Borowitz Report
CBS
Reveals Copies of Kerry Senate Documents
Scrappleface
Schwarzenegger
Explains New California Law Prohibiting Sex With Corpses
White House.org
Bush
Heralds Expiration of Assault Weapons Ban
White House.org
Dan
Rather, El Worsto Journalisto En La Historia De El Worldo
Chortler
Rowboat
Veterans For Truth
RowboatVets.com
Hundreds
Of Republicans Injured In Rush To Discredit Kerry
The Onion
Cheney
Returns To Camp Crystal Lake
The Onion
Kerry
Vows To Raise Wife's Taxes
The Onion
Election
May Not Be Close Enough to Wreck, Nader Fears
The Borowitz Report
Cheney:
Nostradamus Warned of Kerry Victory
The Borowitz Report
Bush
Cartoons & Parodies
About Political Humor
W
Stands For What?
MadKane
Bush's
Acceptance Speech to GOP Convention Unveiling Plans for Tons More Good and Way
Less Evil
White House.org
Positive,
Uplifting Keynote Address by Model Senator Zell Miller
White House.org
Profound
Remarks by First Twins Jenna and The Other One Bush to Republican Youth
Convention
White House.org
Zell
Miller Found Naked In Central Park Trying To Trap A Squirrel
Skewpoint
Osama
Fires Publicist: No Mention At Convention Has Madman
Miffed
The Borowitz Report
Small
Group Of Dedicated Rich People Change The World
The Onion
Poll:
How Undecided Are You?
The Specious Report
Nader
Blasts GOP For Taking Week Off From His Campaign
The Borowitz Report
Phrase
Guide for the Republican National Convention
The Specious Report
Bush
to Declare War on English Language
The Borowitz Report
True
Christian Guide to the Big Apple
Landover Baptist
'The
Lyin King' One Night Performance in New York
Skewpoint
Cheerleaders
for Truth
Cheerleaders For Truth.com
Pleasure
Boat Captains For Truth
Pleasure Captains.com
Swift
Yach Vets For Bush
American Idle.net
The
War Medals of George W. Bush
Cockedyed.com
The
Real Truth About Kerry's Military Service
White House.org
George
W. Bush's Secret War
Washington Post
Bush
Denies Affiliation With Credible Swift Boat Patriots Exercising Their Right to Speak Freely About John Kerry's Mega-Overrated Vietnam
Vacation
White House.org
Rose
Mary Woods Says She's Ashamed of Destroying Bush Military Records
The Specious Report
Americans
Fear Becoming Targets of Negative Ads
The Borowitz Report
Kerry
Denies Performing Gay Wedding on Swift Boat
The Borowitz Report
Love
Boat Veterans Attack Kerry's Love Record
Humor Is Dead
Swift
Boat Veterans For Truth Book of the Month Club
The Specious Report
Convention
Protesters Planning to Speak, Assemble
The Borowitz Report
Swift
Pull Dentists For Truth Dispute Bush Accounts Of Vietnam-Era Fillings
NewsHax
Shrapnel
Inside Kerry's Body Responds to Veterans Flap
GWBush04.com
Bush
Outsources Election to India
The Borowitz Report
Bush
on John Kerry's War Record
Chortler
Al-Qaeda
Planning to Disrupt Fall Elections With Malfunctioning Electronic Voting
Machines
The Borowitz Report
Kerry
Unveils One-Point Plan For Better America
The Onion
Bush
Finally Gets Oval Office Just The Way He Wants It
The Onion
2004
Christian Coalition Voter Guide
Betty Bowers
The
GOP Hits New York
MadKane
Laura
Bush's Guide to Understanding So-Called Stem Cell Research and Other Kinds of
Pseudoscientific Flapdoodle
White House.org
Rumsfeld,
Bush Sr. Arrested For Past Ties To Saddam
NewsHax
McGreevey
Proposes Tax Cut For People Living Two Lives
The Borowitz Report
GOP:
Kerry Went to Vietnam to Avoid Serving in the Alabama National Guard
The Borowitz Report
Republicans
Outsource Kerry Attack Groups To India
Skewpoint
Pee
Wee Bush's Big Re-Election Adventure
Internet Weekly Report
Al-Qaeda
Chatter Deteriorates Into Gossip
The Onion
In
First Intelligence Failure, New CIA Chief Did Not Know He Was Being Nominated
The Borowitz Report
Indecipherable
Chatter Turns Out To Be Bush
The Borowitz Report
Al-Qaeda
Said To Be Planning Spectacular Gay Weddings To Disrupt U.S. Vote
NewsHax
Satirists
Avoid Kerry/Edwards in Favor of Bush Humor
The Spoof
Ask
Dick Cheney, August 10, 2004
Chortler
CIA
Asks Bush To Discontinue Blog
The Onion
The
Bush Twins Answer Your Questions on
"Ask the White House"
White House.org
MoveOnPlease.org:
Democracy Inaction
National Lampoon
Ridge
Issues Alert For U-Boat Attacks On Northeast Coast
Skewpoint
Terror
Threat Detected; Authorities Order Swift Action
The Specious Report
Kerry/Edwards
Cartoons and Parodies
About Political Humor
Cheney
Urges Americans to Send Him Their Money for Safekeeping
The Borowitz Report
Kerry's
Speech Inspires Democrats, Drinking Game
The Borowitz Report
Edwards'
Two Americas Result Of Double Vision, Optometrist Reveals
Skewpoint
Bush
Upstages Kerry With Alabama National Guard Reunion
The Borowitz Report
Bush
Using Drugs to Control Depression, Erratic Behavior
Capitol Hill Blue
The
Bill Clinton Democratic Convention Blog
Chortler
Teresa
Heinz Kerry Moved to Secure Location
The Borowitz Report
Bush
Names Mountain Bike To Axis Of Evil
The Borowitz Report
Bush
To Steal Attention From Dems By Riding Mountain Bike While Eating Pretzels
Skewpoint
Ted
Kennedys Convention Speech Translated Into English
Chortler
Republican
Convention Event Schedule
Skreed Politics
Bill,
Hillary Speak: First Time in Six Years, Experts Say
The Borowitz Report
Bush
and Kerry Sing 'This
Land Is Your Land'
JibJab
Diebold
Ad Parodies
About Political Humor
Division
2004: Complete Satirical Election Coverage
The Specious Report
John
Kerry's Military Records: The PowerPoint Version
Slate
The
Aug. 6, 2001 President's Daily Brief: The PowerPoint Version
Slate
John
Ashcroft Porn Collage
HubLog
Bush
Cancels 2004 Election, Citing National Security Concerns
About Political Humor
Bush
Proposes Commission to Read 9/11 Report
The Borowitz Report
Secretary
Of Defense Humiliated As U.S. Credit Card Rejected
The Onion
Osama
Found in Sandy Berger's Pants
The Borowitz Report
Slim-Fast
Replaces Whoopi With Cheney
The Borowitz Report
New
Details Surface in Cheney-Leahy Brouhaha
New Yorker
Edwards
vs Cheney: A Look Ahead to the Vice-Presidential Debate
Chortler
Fox
Launches Right-Wing Weather Channel
The Borowitz Report
2004
Election Postponed Until 2008
The Specious Report
Ridge:
Al Qaeda Plans To Attack Kerry Supporters
Skewpoint
First
Wave of Kerry Ballot Lawyers Lands in Florida
Scrappleface
George
Bush Asks Terrorists for Help to Postpone Elections
The Spoof
President
Bush's Terrorism Worksheet
The Specious Report
Transcript
of Cheney's Civil, Dignified Phone Call to Congratulate John Edwards
White House.org
Pentagon
Calls Up World War II Veterans
Barry Rabin
Ken
Lay Blames Enron Downfall On CIA
Skewpoint
Kerry
Vows to Balance Edwards' Warmth and Charm by Being Frosty and Aloof
The Borowitz Report
Cheney
Calls Edwards, Tells Him to 'F**k Off'
Skewpoint
Bush
To Iraqi Militants: 'Please Stop Bringing It On'
The Onion
Bush's
"Pet Goat" Nemesis Negotiating Democratic Convention Appearance
DeadBrain
Early
Porn Career Eliminated Gephardt as V.P. Choice
The Borowitz Report
John
Edwards Undergoes Charisma-Removal Surgery
The Borowitz Report
Iraq
Tries to Give Sovereignty Back
The Borowitz Report
Reagan
Pyramid Nears Completion
The Onion
American
People Ruled Unfit To Govern
The Onion
Inspired
by Iraqi Handover, Bush Holds U.S. Election Four Months Early
The Borowitz Report
Transcript
of Long Overdue Exchange Between Dick 'Christian Values Role Model' Cheney and
Rage-Consumed Liberal Senator Patrick Leahy
White House.org
Cheney
Cusses Out Queen Elizabeth
The Borowitz Report
Clinton
to Start Campaigning for Kerry, Kerry to Stop
Barry Rabin
Majority
of Kerry Voters Believe He is Not Bush
The Borowitz Report
Coalition:
Vast Majority Of Iraqis Still Alive
The Onion
Bush
Supports Outsourcing Prison Abuse to India
The Borowitz Report
Kerry-Gephardt
Meeting Creates Ominous Black Hole in Universe
The Borowitz Report
9/11
Panel Reports No Evidence of 'Collaborative
Relationship' Between Cheney and Reality
Skewpoint
Transcript
of Bush's Call to Ron Reagan Jr. Asking Him to Keep His Trap Shut
White House.org
Bush's
Farewell Letter to Conn. Gov. John Rowland on the Occasion of his Tragic Forced
Resignation by Ruthless Liberal Ethics Nazis
White House.org
Clinton's
Promise Not to Upstage Kerry Upstages Kerry
The Borowitz Report
Bush/Zombie
Reagan 2004
Bush-ZombieReagan.com
Memorializing
Reagan Infographic
The Onion
Report:
9/11 Commission Could Have Been Prevented
The Onion
66
Percent Of U.S. Citizens Object To Torture In Nonetheless Frightening Poll
The Onion
Kerry
Arrested for Stalking McCain
The Borowitz Report
'Menudogate'
Scandal Rocks Markson Campaign
Will Markson For President
Ronald
Reagan Added to Mt. Rushmore
About Political Humor
Ronald
Reagan Memorial Parody
White House.org
Reagan
To Be Honored With $5,000-A-Head Funeral
The Onion
Canada
Refuses to Change Its Name to Ronald Reagan
The Borowitz Report
Tom
DeLay Says Media Killed Reagan: '93-Year-Olds Don't Just Die Like That'
Living Indefinitely
Bush
Offers Tribute to Ronald Reagan
White House.org
Mikhail
Gorbachev Getting Tired of 'Tear Down This Wall' Clip
The Borowitz Report
WWII
Memorial Renamed Ronald Reagan Monument
The Specious Report
St.
Reagan's Song
MadKane
'American
Idol' Faceoff: Reagan vs FDR
Common Dreams
Kerry
Names 1969 Version of Himself As Running Mate
The Onion
Tenet
Annoying the Crap Out of His Family
The Borowitz Report
Bush
on Tenet: 'His Faulty Intelligence Will Be Missed'
The Borowitz Report
Bush
Takes Out Classified Ad for New CIA Director
White House.org
Nader
Seeks Presidency of Iraq
The Borowitz Report
Poll:
Many Americans Still Unsure Whom To Vote Against
The Onion
Rumsfeld
Equally Proud Of All His Wars
The Onion
Bush's
Farewell Telegram to Ahmed Chalabi
White House.org
Al-Qaeda
Planning Attack: What Do You Think?
The Onion
Bush
Keeps Saddam Near Oval Office As Souvenir Of Iraq
Skewpoint
Bush
Says Iraq Interim Leaders 'Technically' Not Puppets
Internet Weekly Report
Fed-Up
Cheney Enters Presidential Race Himself
The Onion
Should
Rumsfeld Resign: What Do You Think?
The Onion
Gore
Nabbed Outside White House With Megaphone
The Borowitz Report
Bush
Explains Plan to Grant Iraq the FREEDOM® to Enjoy Puppet Government and
Decades-Long Foreign Military Presence
White House.org
George
and Laura Congratulate Their Daughters on Their College Graduation
White House.org
Bush
Blames Bike Accident On 'A Few Bad Apples'
Skewpoint
Bush
Vows 'Extreme Makeover' For Iraq
The Borowitz Report
Kerry
Undecided on Running Mate, What to Have For Lunch
The Borowitz Report
Bush
To Use Giant Hypno-Coin In Speech To U.N.
The Borowitz Report
Photos
Show Bush Wearing Hood While Planning War
The Borowitz Report
Bush
Is Lord
Bush Is Lord
After
Meeting Nader, Kerry Refuses to Drop Out
Scrappleface
U.S.
To Fight Terror With Terror
The Onion
Michael
Moore's 'Fahrenheit 9-11': What Do You Think?
The Onion
Rumsfeld
Apologizes for Apologizing
The Specious Report
Rumsfeld
Introduces Kinder, Gentler Interrogation Guidelines
White House.org
Massachusetts
Issues First No-Sex Marriage License
Skewpoint
Hundreds
of Gay Married Couples Have Historic First Fights
The Borowitz Report
Ralph
Nader Translated into English
Chortler
Massive
Oil Reserves Found Inside Dick Cheney;
Bush Vows to Liberate Vice President
The Borowitz Report
U.S.
to Hand Over Blame on June 30
The Borowitz Report
Remarks
by George W. Bush Regarding Donald Rumsfeld Translated into English
Chortler
U.S.
to Court-Martial Disposable Camera
The Borowitz Report
Bush
Offers Obligatory Apology to Iraqis for Harmless Fraternity Hazing
White House.org
Karl
Rove at the Keyboard: Global Buzzword Search-And-Delete
New York Observer
Bush
Vows To Pay Closer Attention To Needs Of Non-Presidents
The Onion
34
Congressmen Arrested In D.C. Cockfighting Crackdown
The Onion
Iraqi
Prisoner Abuse: What Do You Think?
The Onion
Kerry
Not Sexy, Warns Gore
The Borowitz Report
Donald
Rumsfeld's Resume
Chortler
Infographic:
Who Is John Kerry?
The Onion
Bush:
Iraqi Prison Scandal Raises New Questions About Kerry's War Record
The Borowitz Report
Bush
Reinstates Draft: Register Now!
White House.org
Rumsfeld
Apologizes For Subjecting Iraqi Prisoners To Final 'Friends' Episode
Skewpoint
Letter
to Bush From Soldier Celebrating the One-Year Anniversary of the Shuttering of
Iraq's 'Rape Rooms'
White House.org
Saddam
Calls Abuse 'Too Little, Too Late'
The Borowitz Report
Bush
Sets Guinness Record For Days Without Apology
The Borowitz Report
Military
Funereal Protocols: Understanding the Fallen Soldier Coffin Photography Ban
White House.org
Bush:
'Mission
Accomplished' Was a Typo; Banner Should Have Read 'Still Difficult Work Ahead'
The Borowitz Report
Transcript
of Bush and Cheney's Oval Office Statement to the Rudely Prying National
Commission on Terrorist Attacks
White House.org
Bush
Stays The Course While Driving Bus Wrong Direction In Ohio
Skewpoint
Peace
Talks Just An Excuse To Visit Scenic Mideast
The Onion
Lone
Wolf Ashcroft Given Rookie Partner
The Onion
Bush
Receives Saddam Hussein Leadership Award
Internet Weekly Report
Unforgivable
MadKane
Bush,
Cheney Differ Over Who's on First
The Borowitz Report
John
Kerry Translated into English
Chortler
Bush
Threw Away Vietnam-Era Golf Trophies
The Borowitz Report
Sept.
11 Could Not Have Been Prevented Without Accruing A Lot Of Overtime
The Onion
Preview:
Transcript of Bush-Cheney Testimony Before 9/11 Commission
The Crisis Papers
Bush
On The Difference Between Iraq And Vietnam
Chortler
Letter
from Prince Bandar Bin Sultan Dispelling Preposterous Allegations that President
Bush is Saudi Arabia's Pitifully Servile Lapdog
White House.org
Declassified
Presidential Daily Briefings from August 6, 2001 through September 12, 2001
Betty Bowers
Dennis
Miller Answers Your Questions About the White House
White House.org
Iraqi
Governing Council Picks New Flag
The Daily Farce
Alpha
Politics
MadKane
Rumsfeld:
Iraq Is Not 'Gigli'
The Borowitz Report
Saddam
Demands Jury Of Megalomaniacs
The Borowitz Report
Kerry's
Plan To Eliminate U.S. Deficit: Have Wife Pay It Off
Skewpoint
Kerry
Warns Ketchup Prices Could Top $8 a Gallon
The Specious Report
Osama:
Piracy Threatens Terror-Tape Industry
The Borowitz Report
Bush's
Lobotomy Has Been a Tremendous Success
The Guardian
Waiting
for WMD
Chortler
Clinton's
Penis to Testify Before 9/11 Commission
The Specious Report
Bush
Denies Secret Oil Deal With Saudis: 'It Was Not A Secret At All'
The Daily Farce
Donald
Trump Fires Bush on 'The Apprentice'
True Majority Action PAC
Iraqis
Arming Selves For Independence
The Onion
Senatorial
Candidate Introduces New Low-Carb Platform
The Onion
Bush
Is Perfect, White House Reveals
The Borowitz Report
Bush
Unveils Specifics of Returning Control to Iraqis
The Specious Report
Give
the Liberal Media a Piece of Your Mind!
George W. Bush.org
Bush:
Happy
Scorched Earth Day
Humor Gazette
Security
Gap in Condoleezza Rice's Front Teeth Exposed
BBSpot
New
Harry Potter Book Set in Bush White House
The Borowitz Report
Bush
Holds Press Conference to Rekindle America's Fast-Declining Faith in Conspicuous
Ineptitude and Planetary Chaos
White House.org
New
Negative Campaign Ads Blast Voters Directly
The Onion
The
CDC Issues Bush Fatigue Advisory
Internet Weekly Report
More
Presidential Daily Briefings Discovered To Be 'Not Specific Enough'
Chortler
President
Bush's Email Inbox
Abino Blacksheep
White
House Releases Bush's Personal Copy of the Declassified August 6, 2001 Daily
Intelligence Briefing Memo
White House.org
Man
At Kucinich Rally Just Looking For Bathroom
The Borowitz Report
Bush:
'Intelligence
Did Not Support An Imminent Threat From Iraq
I Mean Al- Qaeda'
Skewpoint
Bush
Takes 'Sunni Triangle' Golf Vacation
BushWhackedUSA
Bush
Declassifies Presidential Briefs
BushWhackedUSA
Bush
Missed Billboard of Osama
The Borowitz Report
Condoleezza's
Brain Redacted
The Borowitz Report
Condoleezza
Rice's Magical Testimony Spinning Machine
Betty Bowers
Drudge
Report Headlines Through History
Chortler
Condoleezza
Rice Translated into English
Chortler
Rumsfeld
Looking Forward to Secretary's Day
The Onion
The
White House Props Department
White House Props
U.S.
Outsources Obesity to India
The Borowitz Report
Bush
Battles Hecklers at Cardinals' Opener
Internet Weekly Report
Price
Of Nuclear Secrets Plummeting
The Onion
Fact-Free
Bush
MadKane
Queen
Elizabeth Calls French 'Wankers'
The Borowitz Report
White
House for Kids
White House.org
Life-Size
Kerry Robot Hits Campaign Trail
The Borowitz Report
Bush
Addresses 8.2 Million Unemployed: 'Get A Job'
The Onion
Flip-Flopping
May Have Injured John Kerry's Shoulder
The Borowitz Report
FCC
Fines Al Franken As Preemptive Strike Against Indecency
Skewpoint
Richard
Clarke Speaks Out: What Do You Think?
The Onion
The
2004 Radio & TV Correspondents' Dinner: Full Text of Bush's Uproariously
Hysterical Stand-Up Comedy Routine
White House.org
Bush
Quits Day Job to Focus on Stand-Up Comedy
The Borowitz Report
Condoleezza
Rice Releases Transcript of Disputed Conversation With Former Clinton Terrorist
Appeasement Czarina Richard Clarke
White House.org
The
Botched Reagan Shooting 23 Years Later: President's Statement Commemorating the
Three-Term George H.W. Bush Reign That Might Have Been
White House.org
Project
for the New American Empire
New American Empire.org
The
Bushiad and the Idyossey
The Bushiad
Cheney
Says Bush 'Out Of Loop' After
President Admits Mistakes Battling Terrorism
Skewpoint
Missed
Chances in Hunt for Condoleezza Rice
The Borowitz Report
Bush
Urges Iraqis To Pass Amendment Banning Gay Marriage
The Onion
The
Redesigned Texas Flag
The Specious Report
Excerpts
from the White House Inc. Employee Handbook
BuzzFlash
Bush
Slays 'Em With WMD Gag
Humor Gazette
Drink
the Kool-Aid
SkilledLabor
Protecting
the Sanctity of Divorce and Marriage from the Homosexuals
Betty Bowers
'Al
Qaeda Tape' Endorses Bush-Cheney Re-election
Internet Weekly Report
Rumsfeld
Says U.S. Occupation of Spain Needed To Establish Democracy There
Skewpoint
Bush
Calls Gay Marriage New Front in War on Terror
The Borowitz Report
Kerry
Names Foreign Leader Who Supports Him: His Wife
The Borowitz Report
Spanish
Elections Cause Karl Rove to Rethink Bush Campaign Strategy
The Specious Report
Political
Cartoon Even More Boring And Confusing Than Issue
The Onion
Rumsfeld
Hosts No-Holds-Barred Martial Arts Tournament At Remote Island Fortress
The Onion
Bush
Calls Incumbency Key Issue of Campaign
The Onion
Bush's
Message to the Socialist Kingdom of Spain Regarding its Fraidy-Cat Decision to
Rejoin Old Europe and Flip America the Bird
White House.org
President
Congratulates Neil Bush on His Wedding
White House.org
Kerry
Names Sharpton's Hair as Running Mate
Broken Newz
John
Kerry Lists Foreign Supporters
Chortler
First
Bush/Cheney Television Advertisement of the General Campaign
White House.org
Urinal
Cake Supplier Gears Up for Spirited Presidential Election
The Specious Report
Kerry
Convinces Dean to Campaign for Bush
The Borowitz Report
Create
Your Own Bush Campaign Poster
White House.org
Martha
Was Framed, Says O.J.
The Borowitz Report
Work
Begins On Clinton Presidential DVD Library
The Onion
Trump
Fires Bin Laden
The Borowitz Report
Save
Martha Stewart
Save Martha Stewart.com
The
Adventures Of Super Prez: A Private Diary By The Commander-in-Chief's
Alter Ego
Chortler
The
Bush-Cheney '04 Official Campaign Wallpaper
Internet Weekly Report
Kerry
Calls Bush Team Lying 'Posse of Thugs'
Humor Gazette
Bush
To Make Up Missed National Guard Service This Weekend
The Onion
Transcript
of Bush's Phone Congratulations to Kerry
White House.org
Bush:
Gay Marriage Wiped Out Life on Mars
The Borowitz Report
Martha
Attempts to Flee U.S. Inside Giant Cake
The Borowitz Report
Iraqi
Council Signs Constitution After Gay Marriage Amendment Is Dropped
Skewpoint
Bush
Wins Oscar, Thanks Axis of Evil
Humor Gazette
The
Secret Poems of Arnold Schwarzenegger
Chortler
Surprise
Victory For Kucinich In Haiti
Skewpoint
The
GOPersonals
The Weakly Standard
Nader
Endorses Nader
The Borowitz Report
Bush
To Cut Deficit From Federal Budget
The Onion
Bush
Administration Proposes Manufacturing Sector Retraining
The Specious Report
John
Edwards Launches Positive Dirty Personal Attacks Against John Kerry
Chortler
Massachusetts
Supreme Court Orders All Citizens To Gay Marry
The Onion
Nader
Denies Internet Report Of Wild Affair With Intern Twins
Skewpoint
70%
Of Existing Marriages May Already Be Gay
The Borowitz Report
Gore
Endroses Aristide; Government Falls Seconds Later
The Borowitz Report
Amending
the Constitution to Conform to Biblical Principles
White House.org
Laura
Bush on the 'Passion of Christ'
White House.org
Crash-Test
Dummies Endorse Nader
Humor Gazette
'Weddings
of Mass Destruction' Found in San Francisco
Bad Reporter
In
Visit to Military Base, Bush Goes Missing
The Borowitz Report
Osama
bin Laden Found Inside Each of Us
The Onion
Kerry
Makes Whistle-Stop Tour from Deck of Yacht
The Onion
Bush
Clarifies America's Economic Forecast
WhiteHouse.org
Bush
Says Economic Program Will Create 2.6 Jobs, Not 2.6 Million
Skewpoint
Defusing
AWOLgate: Ten Ethically Spotless Witnesses Corroborate Details of President
Bush's Story of How Honorably He Evaded Vietnam
WhiteHouse.org
Washington
Press Corps Finally Pulls Noses out of Bush Administration's Ass
Freepressed
Le
Figaro Names Kerry as Most Admired Frenchman
Broken Newz
The
'Fast-Food Factory' McJobs President
Internet Weekly Report
Dean
Claims He Is Winning in Parallel Universe
The Borowitz Report
Bush
Releases Documents Proving Service in Alabama National Guard
Ironic Times
In
Latest Attack Ad, Kerry Morphs Into Jacko
The Borowitz Report
Complete
Transcript of Bush on Meet the Press
WhiteHouse.org
Bush
Explains Gap in Military Record; Says He Thought Mission Was Accomplished
The Borowitz Report
Dean
Begs Gore to Endorse Kerry Instead
The Borowitz Report
Saddam
Hussein Rules Over Cell With Iron Fist
The Onion
Redefining
Broadcast Obscenity: FCC Chairman Michael Powell Unveils Strict New Guidelines
for Defending American Puritanism
WhiteHouse.org
Gen.
Clark Admits He Detests Madonna
The Borowitz Report
Dennis
Kucinich Takes Commanding Early Lead in Mars Primary
Chortler
The
Official George W. Bush AWOL Doll
Internet Weekly Report
Kucinich's
Naked Breast Fails to Sway Voters
The Borowitz Report
Ashcroft
Detains Janet Jackson's Right Boob
The Borowitz Report
Bush
Issues Preemptive Presidential Pardon for His Lifetime of Crimes
DeadBrain
John
Kerry Scores High Marks with 'Polo Moms'
Broken Newz
Kerry
Ignores Reports That He Is 'Aloof'
Scrappleface
Liechtenstein
Invades US As Americans Still Obsess Over Janet Jacksons Breast
Chortler
Review
of Mel Gibson's 'The Passion of Christ'
Betty Bowers
Saddam
Planned to Destroy U.S. With Atkins Diet
The Borowitz Report
A
Message from the Lieberman 2004 Campaign
Oliver Willis
W.H.
Commission To Uncover Boob Who Gave Faulty Info On WMDs
Skewpoint
Democrats
Somehow Lose Primaries
The Onion
Bush
2004 Campaign Pledges To Restore Honor And Dignity To White House
The Onion
Anyone
But Bush Increases Lead Against Undecided
The Specious Report
Ralph
Nader Considers Wrecking 2004 Election
The Borowitz Report
Bush's
Intelligence, Memory Lapses Now Under Investigation
DeadBrain
Bush:
Saddam Did Have Weapons Related Fantasies on Sticky Notes
Bob's Fridge Door
Bush
Releases Corrected Version of Lead U.S. Weapons Inspector David Kay's Testimony
to the Senate Armed Services Committee
WhiteHouse.org
Janet
Jackson's Right Boob Endorses Howard Dean
Chortler
Janet
Jackson Episode: White House Cites Failure Of Intelligence To Warn Nation Of The
Existence Of Breasts
Chortler
Dick
Cheney, Apparently Desperate For Good Press, Speaks To Mad Kane
MadKane
Bush
Accuses Saddam of Telling Truth
The Borowitz Report
Bush's
Letter to Former Democratic Front-Runner Howard Dean Offering Sincere
Condolences on His Humiliating Defeat in the New Hampshire Primary
WhiteHouse.org
James
Brown to Run Dean Campaign
The Borowitz Report
Impressive
Hair Leads Kerry to Victory in New Hampshire
BBspot
'Lord
of the Rings' Wins Democratic Nomination
The Borowitz Report
Howard
Dean Gives State Of The F**king Union Address
Chortler
State
of the Union Infographic
The Onion
Bush
Wins Iowa Democratic Caucus
The Specious Report
Reporter
Embedded in Kerry's Hair
The Borowitz Report
Mixed
Results For Howard Dean In Iowa: Finishes Third In Caucus But Gets Gorillas At
Des Moines Zoo To Mate After Hearing His Primal Scream
Chortler
Kucinich
a Surprise Winner on 'American Idol'
The Borowitz Report
Statement
by Vice President Cheney and Justice Scalia Vigorously Defending the Propriety
of Their Extracurricular Commingling
WhiteHouse.org
French
Mars Probe Surrenders
The Borowitz Report
Mars
2050: President Bush Unveils Ambitious Strategy for Preemptive Democratization
and Wholesale Americanization of the Cosmos
WhiteHouse.org
'Dishonest
Dubya' Lying Action Figure
Angry Candy Productions
Inauguration
2005: President Assures GOP Base - 'No Robber Baron, Confederate Apologist, or
Impotent Creationist NASCAR Dad Left Behind!'
GeorgeWBush.org
Bush
Vows To Discover, Legalize Aliens On American, Martian Soil
The Onion
U.S.
To Give Every Iraqi $3,544.91, Let Free-Market Capitalism Do The Rest
The Onion
Bush
Commands Former Sec. Paul 'Bitter Fruitcake' O'Neill to Return All Mega-Secret
Documents Protecting America From Total Destruction
White House.org
The
Presidential Palm Helper
White House.org
Bush
Wanted to Invade Iraq Back in College
The Borowitz Report
Paul
O'Neil Captured; 'Good Riddance,' Says Bush
The Borowitz Report
Blind,
Deaf Outraged by Bush Metaphor
The Specious Report
Schwarzenegger
Orders Breast Implant Inspections
The Borowitz Report
Rivals
Accuse Dean of Leading in Polls
The Borowitz Report
Iowa
Rover Beams Back First 3D Photos Of Democratic Candidates
Bob's Fridge Door
Laura
Bush's Interview With Her Spiritual Adviser
Betty Bowers
Pretzel
Attack Planned Before September 11, O'Neill Claims
Chortler
Blind,
Deaf People Object to Being Compared to Bush Administration
The Borowitz Report
A
Blind Man in a Room Full of Deaf People
Internet Weekly Report
Bush:
Saddam Still Captured; Approval Ratings Re-surge on Re-announcement
The Borowitz Report
Bush
Writes About Baseball's Pete Rose
Betty Bowers
Defending
Miss Cleo and Pat Robertson
Betty Bowers
David
Kay to Search for WMD on Mars
Internet Weekly Report
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