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Tony Snow Presents Useful and Informative "Headline Helper" to Facilitate Patriotic Journalism
White House.org

Report: U.S. May Have Been Abused During Formative Years
The Onion

Top 10 Features of 'The One-Percent Doctrine'
Satirical Political Report

Kerry Sets Firm Timetable For Making Up His Mind About War
The Borowitz Report

Halliburton Given Contract to Develop Fuel From Human Remains
Assimilated Press

Most Massachusetts Marriages on Verge of Collapse
The Swift Report

Telcos To Market Private Conversations As Reality Radio
Assimilated Press

Gore Film Becomes Make-Out Movie of the Summer
The Borowitz Report

Ann's Master Plan
MadKane

Kerry Attacked by Swift Boat Democrats For Cowardice
Satirical Political Report

Bumper Sticker Solves Israeli Palestinian Conflict
PrizeWriter.org

Bushies Revoke Cloning Ban, Claim They Need Another Zarqawi
Satirical Political Report

Children with Terminal Cancer Using Their Disease to Get Sympathy: A Satire by Ann Coulter
Steve Young

'Mark of the Beast' Day Has White House Planning for Rapture
The Swift Report

NSA Wiretap Reveals Subject May Be Paying Too Much For Long-Distance
The Onion

Pentagon Calls 'Operation Instant Exoneration' A Success
The Borowitz Report

Chertoff Cuts Anti-Terror Funding, Asks Osama to Cut Anti-Terror Funding
The Borowitz Report

The DaBushi Code
Satirical Political Report

Bush to Tour Mansions Ravaged by Estate Tax
The Swift Report

Critics Blast Al Gore Documentary As 'Realistic'
The Onion

Pentagon Orders Missile Defense Shield To Protect Rumsfeld
The Borowitz Report

CIA Offers Friends & Family Eavesdropping Plan
The Borowitz Report

Bush: We Will Defend Marriage, Borders
The Swift Report

GOP Abandons Flag Burning, Gay Marriage Amendments - Instead Seeks Return to Slavery
Satirical Political Report

Big Gay GOP Fear Factor Fever
Huffington Post

Gore Could Cause Global Warming
The Borowitz Report

House Approves Amnesty Bill...For House Members
Satirical Political Report

Cheney Testifies Before The Truth and Reconciliation Commission
Crisis Papers

McCain Booed at On-Line Graduation Ceremony
Satirical Political Report

Bush Presses Fed Chief For Hike in Approval Rating
The Borowitz Report

Overtaxed National Guard To Use Illegal Immigrants To Guard Mexican Border
Opinions You Should Have

Oil Executives March on D.C.: 'We Just Want Our Voices Heard'
The Onion

Bush Orders National Guard to Protect Approval Rating
The Borowitz Report

Halliburton Enters Triple-Fencing Business
Attytood

Halliburton SurvivaBall
Halliburton Contracts.com

'I'm So Lonesome I Could Spy'
Huffington Post

Gore Offers Self As Alternative to Hillary, Ambien
The Borowitz Report

New 'Anti-Abortion Pill' Kills Mother, Leaves Fetus Alive
The Onion

Bush Responds to Bill Clinton's Communist Plot to Deny America's Youth the FREEDOM® to be Diabetes-Ravaged Lardasses
White House.org

Message From Mahmoud! Dear President Bush: We’ve Got Lots In Common
New Yorker Observer

High Court May Replace Miranda With Kennedy Rights
ScrappleFace

Judy Miller's MySpace Page
Huffington Post

Stephen Colbert Musical Extravaganza
Huffington Post

Fishing For Accomplishments
MadKane

White House Prepared to Blame Others For Bird Flu Outbreak
The Borowitz Report

Comedy Central Issues Colbert Quip Corrections
ScrappleFace

Bush Look-Alike Trounces Bush in New Poll
The Borowitz Report

Further White House Shake-Up: Bush to Trade Places with 'Bush Impersonator'
Satirical Political Report

Illegal Immigrants Returning To Mexico For American Jobs
The Onion

Bill O'Reilly, White House Flak
Slate

FOX News-White House Merger Completed
The Borowitz Report

Six Ways To Get Better Gas Mileage
The Specious Report

Jenna and Barbara Forced Out in First Family Shakeup
Washington Post

White House Introduces New Press Secretary: Meet 'Beltway Bob'
Attytood

Rumsfeld Orders Retired Generals Back to Active Duty
The Borowitz Report

FrankenDecider
Internet Weekly Report

U.S. To Send One Troop to Iran
The Borowitz Report

The Last Gospel of George Judas Bush
Internet Weekly Report

Top 10 Pentagon Changes Inspired by Donald Rumsfeld
Satirical Political Report

U.S. Planning Tactical Strike Against Seymour Hersh
The Borowitz Report

Cheney Authorized Bush to Authorize Cheney to Authorize Leak
The Borowitz Report

Tom DeLay To Pursue Corruption In Private Sector
The Onion

Critics Blast Bush For Not Praying Hard Enough
The Onion

Transcript of Bush's Phone Call of Support to Cynthia McKinney
White House.org

American Voices: Tom DeLay Resigns
The Onion

Missing Link Between Fish and Mammals Discovered
The Specious Report

Georgia Public Schools Set New Textbook Standards
The Specious Report

Study of GOP Disproves Evolution
Satirical Political Report

DeLay Caught Trying to Switch Identities With Illegal Alien
The Borowitz Report

Condi Says Number of U.S. Mistakes Closer to a Billion
The Borowitz Report

Tom DeLay Limericks
MadKane

Shiites Demand Bush Resign; Claim He's Controlled By Religious Fanatics
Satirical Political Report

Bush Rearranges Deck Chairs on His Titanic
Internet Weekly Report

Bush in Cancun: Exclusive First Photo
Attytood

White House Ousts Pastry Chef; Shakeup Complete
The Borowitz Report

Iraqis Debate Sweeping Immigration Reform -- Should Americans Be Deported?
Satirical Political Report

Dove Campaign For Real Beauty Announces 2008 Presidential Candidate
The Onion

Bush Releases Inspired Staffing Plan to Infuse His Administration With 'Fresh Thinking' and 'New Blood'
White House.org

Bush Commemorates Silver Anniversary of Botched Reagan Shooting
White House.org

Christian 'Conception' Parties Raise Ire, Eyebrows
The Swift Report

Bush's Top 10 Hotel Demands
Satirical Political Report

Democrats Finally Get Bold, Pass Censure of Feingold
Satirical Political Report

Rumsfeld: Iraqis Now Capable Of Conducting War Without U.S. Assistance
The Onion

Bush to Be Impeached For Plagiarism
The Huffington Post

Bush Outsources Town Hal Meetings to India
The Borowitz Report

Declaration of Independence 'Under Review' by Bush Administration
Freeway Blogger

Bush's Ruminations on the Three-Year Anniversary of America's Super-Successful Freedomizationizing of Vietraq
White House.org

The Wizard of Oil
My Left Wing

South Dakota Abortion Ban Does Not Exempt Alien Impregnation
Bad Reporter

The Official Tom Kean Jr. Google Driving Directions for Central New Jersey (Cheney fundraiser edition)
Attytood

Bush Sends Heartfelt Thank You Letter to First Nephew Pierce Bush for His Mature and Articulate Public Support
White House.org

Jessica Simpson Snubbed Bush Over Security, Immigration, Sources Say
The Swift Report

Poverty-Stricken Africans To Receive Desperately Needed Bibles
The Onion


Bush, Cheney Drop Huge Cake On Iraq, Crush Power Plant
Opinions You Should Have

Senate To Legalize Watergate Break-In
Opinions You Should Have

Baghdad Bob Named Pentagon Spokesman
The Borowitz Report

Bush Brings in 'New Blood, Same As the Old Blood'
Satirical Political Report

New Poll Finds 86 Percent of Americans Don't Want To Have Country Anymore
The Onion

White House Officially Jumps the Shark
The Borowitz Report

Bush Increasingly Focused On How Revisionist History Will See Him
The Onion

Chertoff Locks Himself Out of Homeland Security Headquarters
The Borowitz Report

'Iraqi Gandhi' Preaches Slightly Less Violence

The Onion

Bush Reverses Course, Gives Control of Ports to Danish Cartoonists
Satirical Political Report

Avian Flu Now More Popular Than Bush
The Borowitz Report

First Dick Cheney Jokes Arrive in Iraq
the Borowitz Report

This Is Your President, On Steroids?
Satirical Political Report

Funny Dick Cheney Pictures
About Political Humor


The Scooter Libby Defense Fund
Libby Defense Fund

Anna Nicole Smith's Supreme Sex Romp
Humor Gazette

Gold Diggers, Gigolos Rally In Support of Anna Nicole
The Borowitz Report

Democrats Vow Not to Give Up Hopelessness
The Onion

Bush's Remarks on Fire Sale of American Ports to Arab Nation We're Desperately Trying to Bribe into Not Blowing Us Up
White House.org

Presidential Nicknames
White House.org

Bush's Brain
Internet Weekly Report

Congress Unanimously Passed the New England Patriot Act
Satirical Political Report

Bush Calms GOP: 'At Least Our Ports Weren't Sold to Gays Or Blacks'
Bad Reporter

White House Had Prior Knowledge of Cheney Threat
The Onion

Armed Cheney to Guard Ports
The Borowitz Report

Cheney's Big Bowl of Bad

Late Show With David Letterman

Dick Cheney, The Notorious VP
Real Time With Bill Maher

Jay Leno Interviews Dick Cheney

The Tonight Show

'Cheney's Got a Gun' Song Parody
Bob Rivers Show

U.S. Outsources Homeland Security to North Korea
The Borowitz Report

Bush Vows to Alienate Remaining Pockets of Support
The Borowitz Report

Brokeback Press Corps?

Extreme Mortman

A Million Little Birdshot
Satirical Political Report

Cheney's Victim Sings
The Huffington Post

Deadeye Dick's Gun Club
DickCheneyGunClub.com

Liberal Media Not Reporting on Parts of Whittington That Didn't Get Shot
Bad Reporter

A Message From Dick Cheney
Weekly Radio Address

Halliburton Wins Contract to Reconstruct Cheney's Reputation
The Borowitz Report

Cheney Shoots Three Presidents in Oval Office Mishap
Steve Martin

Cheney's Got A Gun
The Daily Show

Bush Proposes 'No Quails Left Behind'
The Borowitz Report

Don't Hunt With Dick Cheney Song Parody
MadKane

Faking Contrition Song Parody
MadKane

Harry Whittington's Blog
Blogger

Cheney Shoots Scooter Libby By Accident
Internet Weekly Report

Dick Cheney: A History of Violence
Cracked

Bush in Operation: Narnia
Cracked

Cheney Sings At Folsom State Prison
The Huffington Post

Cheney Says Shooting of Fellow Hunter Was Based on Faulty Intelligence
The Borowitz Report

Homeland Security Department Unveils Cheney Alert System
The Borowitz Report

Cheney Mistook Hunter For Dangerous Human-Animal Hybrid
Skewpoint

Cheney 'Worried Sick' Over Public Image Damage
ScrappleFace

Reptilian-Brained Red-Stater on the Cheney Hunter Shooting
The Huffington Post

Exclusive: First Photo of Cheney Shooting Victim
The Huffington Post

A Gunman's Ballad
The Huffington Post

Cheney 'Indirectly' Caused Death of Man He Stabbed On Previous Hunting Trip, White House Reluctantly Discloses
Opinions You Should Have

Dick Cheney the Victim of 'Shoot a Lawyer Day' Hoax
The Specious Report

Cheney Misfires - Big Time! & Other Verse
MadKane

Dick Cheney Invites Jack Abramoff Bird Hunting
Broken Newz

Dick Cheney's To-Do List
Humor Gazette

Cheney Shoots Scooter Libby By Accident
Internet Weekly Report

'Crazed' Dick Cheney in Stand-off with Police after Shooting Man
PoopyCaca

Bush Hides U.S. Report Card In Sock Drawer
The Onion

Michael Brown Named Secretary of Defensiveness
The Borowitz Report

Ann Coulter Poisons Justice Stevens
Red State Review

White House Debuts Iraq War Infomercial
The Onion

What the Government Has Learned From Wiretapping Intelligence
The Onion

U.S. Offers to Relocate Insurgents to Iran
The Borowitz Report

Might As Well Face It, You're Addicted To Oil
Attytood

Transcript of Bush's Powwow With Mohammed to Discuss Cartoon-Induced World War III
White House.org

Bush: I Am An Oilaholic
The Borowitz Report

President Creates Cabinet-Level Position to Coordinate Scandals
The Onion

White House Staff Hit Hard By Human-Animal Hybrid Ban
Opinions You Should Have

State of the Union Transcript
White House.org

State of the Union Audio Parody
Weekly Radio Address

State of the Union: The Bushim Version
San Francisco Chronicle

Top 10 GOP Sound Bites: State of the Union Version
Perrspectives

Author James Frey Wrote Bush's State of the Union Address
Skewpoint

The Real State of the Union
Mark Morford

Bush's State of the Union Address To Be Simulcast in English
The Borowitz Report

Q & A: Our Omnipotent President
Fafblog!

Oprah Takes Bush to Woodshed
The Borowitz Report

Personal Poems For Some Sam Alito Filibuster Holdouts
MadKane

Abramoff and Bush Photo Parodies
About Political Humor

Naked Photos of Bush and Abramoff Rock White House
The Borowitz Report

Bush: NSA Won't Listen In On Senate Alito Debate
ScrappleFace

Chris Mathews and Osama bin Laden: A Special Friendship
MichaelMoore.com

Nation's Snowmen March Against Global Warming
The Onion

New Orleans Chocolate City Candy Bar
Sacred Cow Burgers

Parodies of Ted Kennedy's Children's Book
Fark

Iraqi Invasion: A Text Misadventure
Defective Yeti

White House Response to Bin Laden's Truce Offer
White House.org

Top 100 Funny Pictures
About Political Humor

The Washington Post Factor

Jesus' General

Army Corps of Engineers Calls Chocolate City Unfeasible
The Borowitz Report

Assisted Suicide Ruling Lets Democrats Move Ahead With Plan For Self-Immolation
Opinions You Should Have

U.S. Holds Going-Out-Of-Business Sale
The Onion

Sam Alito In Verse
MadKane

The Real Osama Connection
Internet Weekly Report

Bin Laden Plans Debut on Satellite Radio
Humor Gazette

Bin Laden Starts Book Club, Vows to Crush Oprah
ScrappleFace

Santorum Backs Ban on Gay Westerns
The Borowitz Report

Bush Calls 'Operation Alienate Pakistan' A Success
The Borowitz Report

Jack Abramoff and Tom DeLay Star in Kickback Mountain
AmericanIdle.net

Sen. Biden Producing Dangerously High Levels of Carbon Dioxide
The Borowitz Report

'Shallow Throat': Do Dems Have a Death-Wish?
The Crisis Papers

A Limerick Quintet
MadKane

Kim Jong Il, Zarqawi Protest Belafonte's Bush Remarks
ScrappleFace

Cheney Hospitalized, Power Not Transferred to Bush
ScrappleFace

Pat Robertson: Satan Caused Cheney's Shortness of Breath
The Borowitz Report

Indecipherable Chatter Turns Out To Be Bush
The Borowitz Report

Harriet Miers' Blog
HarrietMiers.blogspot.com

Fawning Iraqi Soldier To Replace Miers As Supreme Court Pick
Opinions You Should Have

White House Prayer Rehearsal
Jesus' General

Bush To Appoint Someone To Be In Charge Of Country
The Onion

Miers 'Chaste,' Religious Leader Assured
The Swift Report

Georgie Loves Harriet
Jesus' General

Bush Names Guy He Met at Mall to Replace Greenspan
The Borowitz Report

Harriet's Song: Bush Is The Sunshine Of Her Life
MadKane

God's Phone Logs Prove He Did Not Speak to Bush
The Borowitz Report

Poll: Karl Rove Leak Story 'Boring,' 'Hard to Follow'
The Swift Report

White House Seeking Limits On Interrogation of Members of White House
Opinions You Should Have

Halliburton Given Contract To Rebuild Cheney
The Onion

Bush Gives Supreme Court Pick 'Judging For Dummies'
The Borowitz Report

Mired in Harriet Miers
MadKane

Bush's Depression: Been There Reported That
Capitol Hill Blue

Plan to Make Americans Nine Months Older Gains Ground
The Swift Report

Bush Nominates Token Vulva-Equipped Judicial Hobbyist Harriet Miers as Associate Crony of the Supreme Court
White House.org

Flora Bush: The Child Left Behind
FloraBush.com

Bennett: Aborting Talk-Show Hosts Would Reduce Idiotic Comments
The Borowitz Report

Edite: You're Invited to an Indictment Party
Huffington Post

Indictment Likely to Keep Tom DeLay from Heaven
The Swift Report

DeLay, Frist to Wed
The Borowitz Report

Help Lobby God on Behalf of Indicted Ethics Posterchild Tom DeLay by Reciting 'The Hammer's Prayer'
White House.org

Win a Vacation With President Bush!
Landover Baptist Church

Brownie Issues 2,000-Page Book of People He Blames
The Borowitz Report

FEMA Disaster Survival Tips
The Onion

Bush's Approval Rating Of Other Americans Also At All-Time Low
The Onion

North Korea Offers Delay Political Asylum
Opinions You Should Have

It's Another Bush Crisis
MadKane

Bush Praises Swiftness of Hurricane Rita Photo Ops
The Borowitz Report

Mike Brown To Take Charge Of Congressional Investigation of FEMA
Opinions You Should Have

Bush Orders Evacuation of Cindy Sheehan
The Borowitz Report

U.S. Launches AIDS-Awareness Campaign In Botswana: 'You All Have AIDS,' Says U.S.
The Onion

Cindy Sheehan Arrested, Forced to Live Indoors
ScrappleFace

Bush Braces As Cindy Sheehan's Other Son Drowns In New Orleans
The Onion

The First Twins and Cousins Present: The Bush Family Arrest & Detention Survival Guide
White House.org

Scientists Doubt Existence of Democrats
The Borowitz Report

Bill Introduced As Joke Signed Into Law
The Onion

Scalia Goes On Abortion Bender After Being Passed Over For Chief Justice
The Onion

Script of Bush's Scenic Televised Address Unveiling Inspired Plan to Combat Plummeting Post-Hurricane Poll Numbers
White House.org

Fears Mount Over Homosexual Energy Agenda
The Swift Report

Reporters Comb New Orleans For Heartwarming Story
The Onion

Roberts Appears at Confirmation Hearings Dressed As Mime
The Borowitz Report

White House Appointees May Have 'Crony's' Disease
The Swift Report

Judge Judy, Joe Brown on Supreme Court Short List
The Swift Report

Bush Nominates First-Trimester Fetus To Supreme Court
The Onion

Bush's Weekly Radio Address: In Praise of Michael Brown
Weekly Radio Address

Bush Determined to Plan Next Catastrophe; Will Be 'Catastrophic Success'
The Borowitz Report

Halliburton Gets Contract To Pry Gold Fillings From New Orleans Corpses' Teeth
The Onion

Bush: Saddam Must Share the Blame For Katrina
The Borowitz Report

George Bush's Prayer For Relief
Radar Online

Chertoff Unveils Apathy Alert System
The Borowitz Report

Hastert Suggests Returning Louisiana Purchase to France
The Borowitz Report

John Roberts Unplugged
The Swift Report

From the Desk of Michael Brown: Work Plan, 9/12/05
The Swift Report

Existence of Poor People A Surprise, Says Bush
Opinions You Should Have

Barbara Bush Releases 'Houston for the Underprivileged' Tourism Guide
White House.org

GOP Heavies Work the 'O.J. Dodge'
The Crisis Papers

Two Judge John Roberts Limericks
MadKane

Bush Calls For Katrina Emergency Funds For Less Unfortunate
Skewpoint

Grover Norquist, 1956-2005, Drowned in Bathtub
The Swift Report

Hurricane Reconstruction May Require Intelligent Designer
The Swift Report

God Outdoes Terrorists Yet Again: Hurricane Katrina Complete Coverage
The Onion

Bush's Heartfelt Prayer to Unify America Following His Mega-Competent Administration's Teeny-Tiny New Orleans Oopsie
White House.org

Meet the F**kers
The Daily Show

What to Do in the Event of a Disaster
The Specious Report

FEMA Heads Refuses to Be Evacuated From Office
The Borowitz Report

Bush Calls FEMA Response A Victory For Social Darwinism
Internet Weekly Report

Barbara Bush Relocated
The Borowitz Report

Fox Reports Bad News
The Borowitz Report

Jon Stewart on Hurricane Katrina
The Daily Show

Ed Helms on Beleaguered Bush
The Daily Show

White House to Censor Photos of Incompetent Officials
The Swift Report

Bush to Tap Michael Brown for Supreme Court
The
Swift Report

Bush To Investigate Self; Will Ask 'Where was I?' and 'What was I doing?'
Opinions You Should Have

Cheney Dropped By White House HMO
The Onion

White House is Declared a Federal Disaster Area
Reason Gone Mad

Experts Call Bush Presidency Worst Disaster in Nation's History
The Borowitz Report

Bush Declares Mission Accomplished in New Orleans
The Specious Report

Bush Searches for Warranty on Louisiana Purchase
El-Dubya-En

President Bush Recalled To National Guard Duty
The IFOC News

Bush's Statement Expressing Profound Sorrow Over Hurricane Katrina's Vicious Assault on His Paid Five Week Vacation
White House.org

Responding to Katrina: Bush Announces Extremely Belated Launch of 'Operation Bureaucratic Clusterfuck'
White House.org

Lack of Bush Eloquence Imperils Hurricane Victims
ScrappleFace

Why The Federal Response To Katrina Was So Slow
Internet Weekly Report

Bush 404 Error - Bush Not Found in Crawford
MadKane

Bush's Response to Insurgent Hurricane Katrina
Wonkette

Bush to Tour Mansions Ravaged by Estate Tax
The Swift Report

Bush: Vacation Ruined By 'Stupid Dead Soldier'
The Onion

Pat Robertson's Remarks: What Do You Think?
The Onion

Back to School Foreign Policy Primer
The Swift Report

Betty Bowers' Newsletter
Betty Bowers

Bush Talking Points 101
The Daily Show

God Denies Links to Pat Robertson
The Swift Report

Pat Robertson Urges U.S. To Covet Chavez' Wife
The Borowitz Report

Bush's Note to Pat Robertson Regarding Freelance Diplomatic Overtures to Hugo Chavez
White House.org

Robertson Meant 'Wine and Dine,' Not 'Assassinate'
Opinions You Should Have

Al Qaeda Claims Responsibility for Pat Robertson
Brainsnap

Evolution, Intelligent Design Fail to Explain Bush
The Borowitz Report

Broke White House Rushes to File for Bankruptcy
The Swift Report

Poll: Most Blame Cindy Sheehan for High Gas Prices
The Swift Report

Americans Most Likely to Go to Heaven, Study Shows
The Swift Report

Pro-Family Group Probes Bush Over Porno Picture
The Swift Report

U.S. Blowjobless Rate At All-Time High
The Onion

Iraq Declares Partial Law
The Onion

Democrats: Roberts Must Take Disposable Litmus Test
The Swift Report

More Celebrities Adopting Frozen Embryos
The Swift Report

Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory
The Onion

Photo
s From Republican Bizarro World
Republican Dictionary

Zell Miller Challenges Cindy Sheehan to Duel
The Borowitz Report

Bush Refuses To Set Timetable For Withdrawal From Crawford
The Borowitz Report

Iraqi Constitution Snags on Gay Marriage
The Swift Report

Keyboard Commandos: Episode 6
The Poor Man

Is Bush Out of Control?
Capitol Hill Blue

Iraq's First Constitutional Crisis Involves Possible Lack Of Constitution
Opinions You Should Have

Iraqi Cop Moonlighting As Terrorist Just To Make Ends Meet
The Onion

Iraq Seeks Constitution on eBay
The Borowitz Report

Bush's Note to Cindy Sheehan, Grieving Mother of Heroic FREEDOM® Crusader Killed in Utterly Necessary War In Vietraq
White House.org

Justice Sunday Marred by Appearance of Satan
The Swift Report

Bush Vows To Eliminate U.S. Dependence On Oil By 4920
The Onion

Army Offers to Pay Recruits in Gasoline
The Borowitz Report

'Dukes of Hazzard' Used in Gitmo Interrogations
The Borowitz Report

Bush To Extend Vacation To Clear 'Especially Pernicious' Brush
Opinions You Should Have

Rumsfeld Makes Surprise Visit To Wife's Vagina
The Onion

Bush Meets With Protesting Mom In Crawford After She Dresses Like Saudi Prince
Skewpoint

Bolton Bar Brawl Marks Rocky Start to UN Tenure
The Swift Report

Justice Sunday II: This Time It's Biblical
PERRspectives

Poll: Rove, Bush Deserve Same Benefits that Married Couples Have
The Swift Report

Rafael Palmeiro Named New White House Spokesman
The Borowitz Report

Karl Rove Whack-a-Mole Contest Winners
PERRspectives

Promoting 'Intelligent Design': President Bush Releases Ironclad Scientific Proof of God's Genius Blueprint for Humanity
White House.org

The Bush Monkey Files
About Political Humor

The Many Faces of Bob Novak
1115.org

Bush's Private Communication to Flip-Flopping Senator Bill Frist on His Recent Embrace of Embryonic Vivisection
White House.org

Bush: Students Should Learn About Creationism, Intelligent Design
The Swift Report

White House Denies Existence Of Karl Rove
The Onion

Bush Unilaterally Installs John Bolton to Kick Off Ultra-Diplomatic Era of United Nations Castration
White House.org

Condoleezza Hairdo Alert System
Princess Sparkle Pony's Photo Blog

New Poll: Americans Warming to Theocracy
The Swift Report

President's New Speaking Style Charms Press, Public
The Swift Report

White House May Use Torture to Get Reporters to Talk in CIA Leak Probe
The Swift Report

Bolton Attempts Coup At UN
Internet Weekly Report

Bush To Determine Scientific Curriculum Of American Schools Based On His Own Experiments
Opinions You Should Have

Using Recess, Bush Names Dog to Supreme Court
The Borowitz Report

Mel Gibson Chases Jane Fonda in Nuclear-Powered Pro-War Bus
The Borowitz Report

California to Sell Organic Gas
LaLa Times

Pope's Image Appears on California Beach
LaLa Times

Bush to London Bombers: 'Bring It On'
The Onion

Supreme Court Justices Devour Sandra Day O'Connor In Ancient Ritual
The Onion

White House Seeks Conservative to Replace Lance Armstrong
The Borowitz Report

Bush Energy Bill: Defeat the Arabs, Take Their Oil
ScrappleFace

Christo to 'Wrap' Bush Ranch in Camouflage
The Swift Report

Social Conservatives Take on Einstein's Theory of Relativism
The Swift Report

War? What War?
MadKane

Inside Rove's Diary: How Do I Get Out of This One?
Crisis Papers

Supreme Court Nominee Roberts Seeks Distance from Celeb Sister Julia
The Swift Report

Roberts Vows to Be Most Generic White Male in History of Supreme Court
The Borowitz Report

Court Pick Seen As Victory for Oppressed White Christian Male
Humor Gazette

Shuttle Astronauts To Be Subjected To Random Spot Searches
Opinions You Should Have

Poll: Karl Rove Leak Story 'Boring,' 'Hard to Follow'
The Swift Report

Letter From Karl Rove to Judith Miller
White House.org

Bush Vows To Fire Anyone Who Revealed CIA Agent In Skywriting
Skewpoint

Rove Blows Surprise Party For First Lady
The Borowitz Report

Rove Entirely Dependent on Novak for Top-Secret Government Information, Says Super-Secret White House Source
Opinions You Should Have

More Desperate Housewives? Laura Bush to Guest on Hit Show Next Season
The Swift Report

Iraqi Truth Tour Finds Exquisite Sunsets, Plenty of 'Truth'
The Swift Report

New Puppy Teaches Congress Important Lesson About Responsibility
The Onion

Funny Pic: Bush As Alfred E. Newman
About Political Humor

Funny Pic: Karl Rove Arrested
About Political Humor

Roving Target: Scott McClellan Ponders How To Address the Rove Investigation
Will Durst

Stand Against the Democratic Lynching of Karl Rove
White House.org

White House Cannot Confirm Ever Having Met Karl Rove
Opinions You Should Have

Rove Resigns Over Ignorance of Plame's Name
ScrappleFace

Bush Says He Is 'Not Worried' By Being Compared To Alfred E. Neuman
The Borowitz Report

U.S. May Not Be Able to Wage War Against Iraq and Gay Marriage At The Same Time
The Borowitz Report

Disposable Litmus Test Could Determine Next Supreme Court Justice
The Swift Report

Jeb Bush: Hurricane Dennis Could Be Fault of Michael Schiavo
The Swift Report

Winning the Super-Successful War on Terror: Bush's Statement Following London Transit Bombings
White House.org

Kennedy Slams Unnamed Supreme Court Nominee
ScrappleFace

Unnamed White House Sources Denies Leak
The Borowitz Report

Judge Changes Mind; Orders Miller To Do Time At Novak's Home
Opinions You Should Have

Weekly Radio Address: Supreme Court Appointment
Weekly Radio Address

Letter From Radical Moderate Justice Sandra Day O'Connor Announcing Her Retirement
White House.org

Most Americans Back Judge Judy, Joe Brown for Supreme Court
The Swift Report

'Truth Tour' Promises Good News, Shorter Broadcasts from Iraq
The Swift Report

Bush's Obituary
Jest Magazine

Fox News: Republicans Most Patriotic This July 4th
The Swift Report

Bush Regales Dinner Guests With Impromptu Oratory On Virgil's Minor Works
The Onion

In Stirring Address to Nation, President Rekindles America's Love Affair With Getting Its Superpower Ass Kicked in Vietraq
White House.org

Microsoft to Roll Out Windows XP 'Homo' Edition
The Swift Report

Warrior Dub's Anthem
MadKane

Paula Abdul Emerges As Favorite For Supreme Court
The Borowitz Report

Journalists Need Protect Their Anonymous Source (Karl Rove)
Chortler

Karl Rove Translated
Chortler

Karl Rove Awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom For Defending Identity of Valerie Plame
Uncofirmed Sources

War of the Words
The Daily Show

Devil Endo