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• The Presidency in the Year 2007
The Onion
• Edwards Blasts Obama for Criticizing Hillary's Claim That Obama Criticized Edwards
The Borowitz Report
• Supoenaed Document Bonfire Caused Vice Presidential Chamber Flames
Opinions You Should Have
• Fear in Review: Diary of a Scared Congress
Satirical Political Report
• Attempting to Destroy CIA Tapes, Cheney Burns Down White House
The Borowitz Report
• Ode To John 'You Little Jerk' McCain
MadKane
• Time Magazine's 2007 Person of the Year: It's PU!
Satirical Political Report
• Clinton Says Being Married to Hillary 'Has Never Influenced My Behavior'
The Borowitz Report
• Gore Wins Oscar, Nobel Peace Prize For Slide-Show Presentation
The Onion
• I Won't Graciously Submit To Mike Huckabee
MadKane
• Administration's Illegal Spying Spurs Revival of the 'Tin Can and String'
Satirical Political Report
• Huckabee Also Gets Endorsement From Talk Show Host: The 'Church Lady'
Satirical Political Report
• Clinton Campaign Accuses Obama of Sniffing Mimeograph Paper in Kindergarten
Satirical Political Report
• Mitchell Report Concludes Bush Should've Used Performance-Enhancing Drugs
Satirical Political Report
• In Speech on Religion, Obama Explains His Faith in Oprah
The Borowitz Report
• CIA Claims They 'Taped Over' Interrogations with 'Taxicab Confessions'
Satirical Political Report
• CIA Destroyed Tapes of Cheney Torturing Tenet
Satirical Political Report
• Mitt Romney Did Not Have Lawn Relations With That Immigrant
23/6
• Rudy's Holiday Sale: 70% Reduction in Truthfulness on All Claims
23/6
• Huckabee Chooses Jesus As His Running Mate
The Borowitz Report
• Hillary Supports Invasion Of New Hampshire Man For Possessing Fake WMD
Satirical Political Report
• Mike Huckabee Credits Jesus With His Weight Loss
Satirical Political Report
• Cheney's Doctors Detect Signs of Heart
The Borowitz Report
• Cheney Hospitalized; Bush Briefly Takes Over as President
The Specious Report
• Mike Huckabee's Latest Celebrity Endorsement: Ron Jeremy
Satirical Political Report
• My Family Needs Me (Limerick and Video)
MadKane
• China Says It's 'Too Late' to Recall Huge Shipment of Turkeys
The Borowitz Report
• The Mr. Whipple of Pakistan
Internet Weekly Report
• Proposed Bill Would Bring 4,000 Troops Back to Life
The Onion
• Americans Announce They're Dropping Out of Presidential Race
The Onion
• Rudy Promises Homeland Security Post To Kerik, Even if Jailed
Satirical Political Report
• Satan Refuses to Take Sides in Regan-Murdoch Lawsuit
The Borowitz Report
• Hillary Refuses to Answer Paper or Plastic Question
The Borowitz Report
• Pat Robertson's Ultimate Sacrifice to St. Rudy
Satirical Political Report
• Mukasey Confirmed on Strength of Not Being Alberto Gonzales
23/6
• Karl Rove Yearns for Civility in Politics; also, Democrats Should Drop Dead
23/6
• Fed Chairman to Lower Interest Rates, Hope
23/6
• Pat Robertson Says Giuliani Presidency Appears in Book of Revelation
The Borowitz Report
• Waterboarders Protest Negative Media Stereotypes
The Borowitz Report
• Giuliani's Ultimate Boast: 'I Waterboarded Squeegee Men'
Satirical Political Report
• You Know You're A Republican/Democrat If...
The Specious REPort
• Bush Gives Musharraf Tips on Eliminating Democracy
The Borowitz Report
• Cheney Impeachment Resolution in Committee
The Onion
• Writer's Strike Knocks Out 'Fake News Shows,' Leaving Only...Fake News
Satirical Political Report
•O'Reilly Criticizes Obama for Appearing in 'Blackface' on SNL
Satirical Political Report
• First Pakistan and Then...
MadKane
• Musharraf Suspends Constitution; Bush Gets 'Perez Envy'
Satirical Political Report
• Bush Proposes 'Personal Daylight Savings Accounts'
Satirical Political Report
• Child On White House Tour Momentarily Seizes Control Of Nation
The Onion
• Trick Question About 9/12 Stumps Giuliani
The Borowitz Report
• Ode to Our Petulant Prez
MadKane
• Tricks and Treats on the Campaign Trail
The Specious Report
• Kucinich on the Hot Seat for Issuing Pilot's Licenses to UFOs
Satirical Political Report
• The Poetry of Rudy Giuliani
MadKane
• J.K. Rowling's Stunning Revelation: Dumbledore Was Solicited by Larry Craig
Satirical Political Report
• Rice Tells Turkey To Find Own Country To Occupy
Opinions You Should Have
• Not So Horrible Thing Happens in Iraq
The Onion
• Bush Seeks to Ban Marriage Between Fictitious Gay Characters
The Borowitz Report
• Global Warming Denier George Will Appears on 'This Week' With No Pants
Satirical Political Report
• Giuliani, Worried about the Evangelical Vote, Tries New Form of Cross-Dressing
Satirical Political Report
• Nancy Pelosi's Ten-Step Plan to Help America
The Specious Report
• Rudy's Close Encounter with a Third Grader Leads to GOP Debate on Real Aliens
Satirical Political Report
• Conceptual Terrorists Encase Sears Tower in Jell-O
The Onion
• Why Stephen Colbert Should Not Run for President
Satirical Political Report
• Pondering Rudy
MadKane
• Gore Declines to Pick Up His Nobel: Claims 'Oslo is Too Damn Cold'
Satirical Political Report
• Supreme Court Gives Gore's Nobel to Bush
The Borowitz Report
• Bush Plans Legal Challenge to Gore's Nobel Peace Prize
Satirical Political Report
• Jimmy Carter Forgives Cheney, Promises to Build Him a Wood Jail Cell
Satirical Political Report
• Bush Claims CIA Interrogation Techniques No Worse Than His 'Skull & Bones' Initiation
Satirical Political Report
• Thousands March on Washington for a Little Fresh Air, Exercise
The Onion
• SCHIP Haiku
MadKane
• Is Rove's Loyalty Roving?
MadKane
• Fred Thompson's Latest Gaffe: Asserts Iowa Caucuses Are in Soviet Union
Satirical Political Report
• The Torture Advice Column, by 'Devil's Advocate'
Satirical Political Report
• Leading GOP Candidates Elect to Go Down with the 'SCHIP'
Satirical Political Report
• Bush Vetoes Candy for Babies
The Borowitz Report
• The Administration's Ultimate Outsourcing: 'Blackwaterboarding'
Satirical Political Report
• In Sign of Confidence, Clinton Airs Vicious Attack Ads About Herself
The Borowitz Report
• White House Distorts Science Again: Oil and Blackwater Do Mix!
Satirical Political Report
• New Heart Device Allows Cheney to Experience Love
The Onion
• Stunning Report: Blackwater Authored Report on 'Whitewater'
Satirical Political Report
• Bush Seeks Tax Increase On Uninsured Children To Subsidize Tobacco Ads
Satirical Political Report
• Britney Spears' Judge Takes Custody of U.S. Away From Bush
Satirical Political Report
• Education Accomplished! 'Childrens Do Learn'
Humor Gazette
• Dean Reassures Democrats: 'We Will Find a Way to Screw This Up'
The Borowitz Report
• Bush May Lack Gene for Human Speech
The Borowitz Report
• Bush Appoints 'Monk' as Special Envoy to Myanmar
Satirical Political Report
• McCain to Switch Campaign Bus, To the 'Baptism Express'
Satirical Political Report
• Will the Real 'Mock Mood I'm a Dimmer Job' Please Stand Up
Satirical Political Report
• Ahmadinejad Invites U.N. Inspectors to Search for Homosexuals
The Borowitz Report
• Bush Proposes Blackwater Surge To Deal With Iraqi Unrest About Blackwater
Opinions You Should Have
• Bill O'Reilly: 'I Couldn't Believe Jews Were So Polite at Chinese Restaurants'
Satirical Political Report
• Top Ten Differences Between Bush and Ahmadinejad
Satirical Political Report
• White House Insists Iran Has a Secret Homosexual Program
Satirical Political Report
• Bush Makes Surprise Visit to Work
The Onion
• George W. Bush: An Unauthorized Oral History
The Specious Report
• Etiquette Advice For Rudy Giuliani, Courtesy Of Miss Madness
MadKane
• MoveOn.org Planning Mean Limerick About Petraeus
The Borowitz Report
• Alan 'Greenspin's' Latest Claim: Iraq War Was All About Yellow Ribbons
Satirical Political Report
• Rudy Giuliani: Bald Ego
MadKane
• Top Ten Headlines in Larry Craig's Return to the Senate
Satirical Political Report
• Clinton Campaign Reaches Out to Other Fugitives
The Borowitz Report
• Bush Announces New Surge, of Campus Police to Iraq
Satirical Political Report
• Curb Your 'Age of Turbulence' Enthusiasm
MadKane
• Fred Thompson Fears Presidential Run Will Typecast Him As Politician
The Onion
• Bush's Bold Plan to Save The GOP: Withdraw 30,000 Republicans From Public Restrooms
Satirical Political Report
• Football Coach, Nailed By NFL For Spying, Tabbed by Bush For New AG
Satirical Political Report
• New OJ Case Sets Precedent for Bush: If Ya' Can't Get 'Em For Killing, There's Still Armed Robbery
Satirical Political Report
• White House 'Spins' Iceland's Withdrawal of Lone Troop from Iraq
Satirical Political Report
• Petraeus and Crocker Urge Patience for...Vietnamization
Satirical Political Report
• Clinton Blasts Obama for Slamming Edwards Jab
The Onion
• Chilling Bin Laden Video Urges Letter-Writing Campaign
The Specious Report
• First Lady to Have Smile Surgically Removed
The Specious Report
• Bush's Remarks on Annual Orgy of 9/11 Grief
White House.org
• Hedge Fund Managers March on Washington
The Borowitz Report
• Petraeus and Crocker Face Hume Humiliation
MadKane
• Bush Gaffes Used To Make Me Laugh
MadKane
• Forget Mitt, GOP Base Trending Toward the Ultimate 'Family Guy'
Satirical Political Report
• Bush Pays Surprise Visit to Reality
The Borowitz Report
• Bush on His Retirement: 'I'll Start a 'Freedom Institute' to Replenish the Coffins
Satirical Political Report
• Craig: I Will Not Blow This Job
The Borowitz Report
• Tap Three Times (With Your Loafer If You Want Me)
The Specious Report
• Fred Thompson to Announce Candidacy, in December, 2008!
Satirical Political Report
• Idaho Honors Larry Craig: State Symbol Changed From Spuds, to Gay Studs
Satirical Political Report
• Larry's Craig Resignation to Be Made from Bathroom Stall
Satirical Political Report
• Heartbroken Bush Runs After Departing Rove's Car
The Onion
• Sen. Craig To Resign, To Spend More Time With His 'NAMBLA-Y'
Satirical Political Report
• Sen. Craig Receives Award From NRA: The National Restroom Association
Satirical Political Report
• NBC Launches 'To Catch A Senator'
The Borowitz Report
• Larry Craig's Airport Tips
The Specious Report
• Craig Incident Confirms Why GOP Picked Minneapolis For Its '08 Convention
Satirical Political Report
• Larry Craig Limericks
MadKane
• A News Quiz: Real or Fake?
Crisis Papers
• Senator Craig Pronounces Himself 'Dick And Larry'
Satirical Political Report
• Who Says Senator Craig is a Hypocrite?
Satirical Political Report
• GOP to Move Internal Debates From Cloakroom to Bathroom
Satirical Political Report
• Democratic Mob Censures Bush in Effigy
The Onion
• Bush Explains His 'Domino Theory' of Vietnam
Satirical Political Report
• Rove's Legacy Tainted by Steroids
The Borowitz Report
• Why I No Longer Get Excited When Bush Cronies Quit
MadKane
• Cheney, Citing New Spying Legislation, Authorizes New Break-In at Daniel Elsberg's Psychiatrist
Satirical Political Report
• Vladimir Putin - Gym Rat?
MadKane
• Jenna Bush to Marry Turd Blosom's Aide: Fears Arise of 'Rove-Mary's' Baby
Satirical Political Report
• U.S. To Re-Hang Saddam Hussein
The Onion
• While FOX Scrubs Wikipedia, Bushies Scrub Constitution
Satirical Political Report
• Why Is General Petraeus Letting The White House Write His Iraq Progress Report? (Poll)
MadKane
• Tommy Thompson, We Hardly Knew Ye
Reason Gone Mad
• Bush to Need New Brain
Opinions You Should Have
• American Voices: Karl Rove Resigns
The Onion
• Stunning Explanation for Cheney's About-Face on Iraq Since '94
Satirical Political Report
• Dems Seek to Move Primaries 'Up' ... to 2004!
Satirical Political Report
• GOP Candidates Favor Individual Vouchers for Infrastructure Repair
Satirical Political Report
• Bush Growls; Dems Kowtow
MadKane
• Rudy Demands Equal Time for 'Cleavage Coverage'
Satirical Political Report
• YouTube? You Ain't Seen Nuthin' Yet!
Extreme Mortman
• Gonzales Guilty of 'TUI' -- Testifying Under the Influence
Satirical Political Report
• NBA vs. WMD: Guess Which 'Fix' Gets More Media Attention
Satirical Political Report
• Every Bushie's Testimony Summed Up In A Single Limerick
MadKane
• Hillary Rules Out Meeting With Castro's Wax Figure at Madame Tussauds
Satirical Political Report
• Cheney, Briefly Assuming Bush's Duties, Says He Enjoyed The Downtime
The Borowitz Report
• John Edwards' Poverty Tour Visits McCain Campaign
Satirical Political Report
• The Full-a-Bluster Song Parody
MadKane
• Bush Proposes Sending Transformers to Iraq
The Borowitz Report
• Stuck in Senate All-Nighter, Vitter Orders in 'Chinese'
Satirical Political Report
• John Edwards Vows to End All Bad Things by 2011
The Onion
• GOP to Hold '08 Convention at the Bunny Ranch
Satirical Political Report
• Bush Vows to Defeat al-Qongress in Mesopotomoca
Satirical Political Report
• Bush Pardons Entire GOP
Mark Morford
• Illegal Immigrants Seek Scooter's Deal
The Borowitz Report
• Katrina Victims Bitter at Vitter: Senator Earmarked More Funds for Dental Dams Than Levies
Satirical Political Report
• Bush Picks Surgeon General to Bolster Surge in General
Satirical Political Report
• Bush's Statement on Compassionate Decision to Commute the Cruel Sentence of Would-Be Jailhouse Bottom Scooter Libby
White House.org
• Bush Explains Why U.S. Aborted Raid on Al Qaeda Leaders
Satirical Political Report
• Message: I Share … Your Goals. (Bush to the Revolting Republicans)
MadKane
• Baseball All-Star Game to Determine Iraq Policy
Satirical Political Report
• Dogs Against Romney
Dogs Against Romney
• 'Live Earth' Concerts Cancelled, Due to Extreme Heat From Global Warming
Satirical Political Report
• Bush Outlines His Seven Steps for Highly Defective People
Satirical Political Report
• Cheney Declares Himself National Monument
The Borowitz Report
• Bush's Commutation of Libby Sentence Really an iPardon
Satirical Political Report
• Lawless President Pays Off Law-Breaker Libby (News Haiku)
MadKane
• Bush to Review Excessive Sentence Claims Of All Other Felons
Opinions You Should Have
• Forget Impeachment, Let's Commute Bush's Term
Satirical Political Report
• Revised Patriot Act Will Make It Illegal to Read Patriot Act
The Onion
• Bush Defends Immigration Bill to Rapidly Imploding Base of Xenophobic Crackers
White House.org
• Forget Mitt's Mutt, Romney Also Strapped Extra Wives to Car Roof
Satirical Political Report
• Election '08: How Each Candidate Will Inevitably Screw Up
Cracked
• Cheney Entirely New Branch of Government, He Says
Opinions You Should Have
• Nader's Ego Enters 2008 Race
The Borowitz Report
• Joey For President
Reason Gone Mad
• Supreme Court Upholds 'Bong Hits 4 Cheney' Sign
Satirical Political Report
• Identity Politics Outrage Generator
I-Am-Outraged.com
• Suffering from Bloomberg-Envy...Or Just An Idiotic Egomaniac?
MadKane
• Cheney: 'I'm Not Subject to the Law of Gravity'
Satirical Political Report
• The GOP's In For a Rudy Awakening
MadKane
• Top 10 Reasons to Impeach Bush and Cheney
Satirical Political Report
• Addressing Climate Crisis, Bush Calls for Development of National Air Conditioner
The Onion
• After 5 Years in U.S., Terrorist Cell Too Complacent to Carry Out Attack
The Onion
• GOP Complains of Identity Theft, From Michael Moore's Use of 'SICKO'
Satirical Political Report
• Congress Hires Illegal Immigrants to Write Immigration Bill
The Borowitz Report
• Planning the Libby Pardon
Reason Gone Mad
• Outraged Viewing Public Demands a Different Ending for 'The Buspranos'
Satirical Political Report
• Retired Gen. George Washington Criticizes Bush's Handling of Iraq War
The Onion
• George W. Bush: General Contractor
The Specious Report
• GOP Piety Song Parody
MadKane
• Scooter Libby Seeks Retrial...at Guantanamo
Satirical Political Report
• Media Landscape Transformed by 24-Second News Cycle
The Onion
• Hillary Sends Gore Basket of Calorie-Rich Treats
The Borowitz Report
• GOP Candidates Devise Script to 'Knock Off' Fred Thompson
Satirical Political Report
• Last Newspaper Reporter Fired
Reason Gone Mad
• GOP Hopefuls Clash Over Who Is the Whitest
The Borowitz Report
• Giuliani Challenges Himself to Debate
The Borowitz Report
• The 'Hypothetical' We'd Really Like to See the GOP Candidates Answer
Satirical Political Report
• Bush Declares National Day of Mourning for Jerry Falwell
White House.org
• Iraqi Parliament Sets Timetable for Withdrawal -- For Themselves!
Satirical Political Report
• White House Seeks Lying Czar
The Borowitz Report
• Top Ten Lowlights from the GOP Presidential Debate
Satirical Political Report
• The Commander Guy Uncensored
MadKane
• Next Week's News
The Borowitz Report
• Middle East Conflict Intensifies As Blah Blah Blah, Etc. Etc.
The Onion
• Serenade for the First Sufferers
MadKane
• U.S. Sends Rich Little to Iraq to Entertain Insurgents
The Borowitz Report
• How to Wipe Using One Piece of Toilet Paper
The Specious Report
• CBS Announces New Progam - 'CSI: The White House'
Satirical Political Report
• Now Hiring: US War Czar
White House.org
• Inside Alberto Gonzales' Diary: My Dementia Defense
The Crisis Papers
• McCain to Send Self Back to Vietnamese Prison Camp to Revitalize Campaign
The Onion
• Bush to Save Wolfowitz, Promises 'Surge' at World Bank
Satirical Political Report
• World Shocked that Wolfowitz Has Girlfriend
The Borowitz Report
• Funny Pic: Nancy Pelosi as ET
Registered Media
• Hillary Changes Name to Barack Obama
The Borowitz Report
• Giuliani's Wife Also Married to Romney
The Borowitz Report
• Evangelicals Demand a 'White Chocolate' Jesus
Satirical Political Report
• Who's the Next Superpower?
Cracked
• Lone Senator Backs Gonzales
Reason Gone Mad
• McCain: 'It's Safer For Me in Baghdad, Than in U.S.'
Satirical Political Report
• Heroic Secret Service Agent Takes Question Intended For Bush
The Onion
• New Hillary Software Lets Voters Customize Her Positions
The Borowitz Report
• Scumbag-Off: Politicians vs. Celebrities
Cracked.com
• Bush Offers U.S. Attorneys New Positions in Iraq
The Borowitz Report
• Justice Aide To Invoke 5th, 6th And 7th Amendments To Avoid Testifying
Opinions You Should Have
• Friend Who's Into Politics Makes You Feel Stupid Again
The Onion
• Bush Expresses Support for Alberto Gonzales in Super-Boring 'Attorneygate' Scandal That Nobody Understands or Cares About Anyway
White Houe.org
• Special Issue: War in Iraq: Celebrating Four Years of Winning
The Onion
• Report: More U.S. Soldiers Suffering from Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder
The Onion
• White House 'Gets Smart' - Offers Rove Testimony Under 'Cone of Silence'
Satirical Political Report
• Excerpts from the Missing Emails Concerning the U.S. Attorney Purge
Opinions You Should Have
• Hillary Clinton Tries To Woo Voters By Rescinding Candidacy
The Onion
• White House Seeks to Fire Prosecutors from TV's Law & Order
Satirical Political Report
• Bush Creates Department of Faulty Intelligence
The Borowitz Report
• Top Ten Reasons to Suspect Cheney in Old Lady's Mugging
Satirical Political Report
• Giuliani's Ex-Wives March on Washington
The Borowitz Report
• Bush's tatement on the Sad, Yet Insignificant Felony Conviction of Low-Level Functionary Scooter Libby
White House.org
• Bush Strips Libby of Nickname
The Borowitz Report
• Obama's Ancestors Enslaved Lieberman's
Satirical Political Report
• Let's Go Baghdad!
Radar Online
• Condi Upgrades Iraq from Quagmire to Morass
The Borowitz Report
• Bumbling Ragtag Regiment Achieves Heartwarming Victory In Iraq
The Onion
• Supreme Court Gives Gore's Oscar to Bush
The Borowitz Report
• Bush Offers Helpful Advice to Britain's Prince Harry on His Upcoming Deployment to Iraq
White House.org
• Giuliani to Run for President of 9/11
The Onion
• 'Bush Productions' Set to Dominate Oscars with Top 10 Movies
Satirical Political Report
• Bush Cuts Off Diplomatic Relations With Congress
The Onion
• Hillary Clinton Inspires Young Girls To Form Presidential Exploratory Committees
The Onion
• Al Franken Announces He Was Once a Comedian
ScrappleFace
• U.S. Sends Surge of Homicidal Astronauts to Iraq
The Borowitz Report
• Scooter Libby's Dirty Dozen 'Defenses'
Satirical Political Report
• Obama Announces for President ... in Hit Show '24'
Satirical Political Report
• FEMA Calls Rebuilding Complete As New Orleans Restored To Former Squalor
The Onion
• Mysterious Congressman Announces Dark Horse Candidacy
The Onion
• Libby Trial Bombshell: 'Yellow Cake' Scam Based on Nigerian Spam
Satirical Political Report
• George W. Bush's Netflix Queue
The DVD Dossier
• Ode to the Great Molly Ivins
MadKane
• Candidates to Outnumber Voters in 2008
The Borowitz Report
• Transcript of Bush's Warm and Fuzzy State of the Union Message
White House.org
• Maliki's 'State of the Disunion' Address
Satirical Political Report
• Bush's State of the Union Address to be Simulcast in English
The Borowitz Report
• Poll: 100% of Republicans Support Hillary's Decision to Run
The Borowitz Report
• Bush Edits His State of the Union Address
Satirical Political Report
• Rumsfeld Leaves Most Recent Job Off Resume
The Onion
• 800,000 Privileged Youths Enlist to Fight in Iraq
The Onion
• Bush Offers to Re-Hang Saddam
The Borowitz Report
• Bush to Announce Exit Strategy from Reality
The Borowitz Report
• Top 10 Bombshells from Rudy Giuliani's Secret Dossier
Satirical Political Report
• Saddam, Pinochet Rip Overcrowded Conditions in Hell
The Borowitz Report
• Obama Posing Threat to Rock Stars, Rock Stars Fear
The Borowitz Report
• Bob Woodward's Gallows Interview With Saddam
Satirical Political Report
• President Bush's New Year's Resolutions for 2007
The Borowitz Report
• Christmas Brought to Iraq by Force
The Onion
• It's a Wonderful Presidency
Slate
• Kerry Reveals That 2004 Campaign Was Botched Joke
The Borowitz Report
• Bush Refuses to Set Timetable for Reading Iraq Study Group Report
The Borowitz Report
• Frist Declares South Dakotan Senator Dead
Opinions You Should Have
• Decider To Defer Decision on Decision Deferral
Opinions You Should Have
• President of Iran Denies That Holocaust Denial Conference Ever Happened
The Borowitz Report
• Another Bushfeld Episode: The Bubble Boy
Satirical Political Report
• Top Ten 'Outtakes' From the Iraq Study Group
Satirical Political Report
• Year in Review: GOP Takes Perp Walk on Wild Side
Satirical Political Report
• Bush Twins Invade Iraq
The Borowitz Report
• Iraq Study Group Gets an 'F' - Forced To 'Repeat the Course'
Satirical Political Report
• CNN Renews This Week at War for Next Eight Seasons
The Onion
• Bush: U.S. Committed to Finding New Synonyms for Civil War
The Borowitz Report
• Bushfeld: The New Sitcom About Nothing
Satirical Political Report
• Bush's Prayer of Thanks to America's Official (Christian) God
White House.org
• Lame Duck Pardons Turkey
The Borowitz Report
• Rove, Satan Split of Midterm Defeat
The Borowitz Report
• Kissinger Finally Concedes Victory Not Possible: In Vietnam
Satirical Political Report
• Bush's Dad Asks for Keys to White House Back
The Borowitz Report
• Report: More U.S. Soldiers Suffering from Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder
The Onion
• Senate Dems, to Placate Lieberman, Convert to Judaism
Satirical Political Report
• Rumsfeld: 'My Half-Assed Job Here Is Done'
The Onion
• Republicans Blame Election Losses on Democrats
The Onion
• Republicans Blame Diebold for Failing to 'Fix' Midterm Elections
Satirical Political Report
• Politicians Sweep Midterm Elections
The Onion
• Bush, Confused About Election Day, Fires Rumsfeld in "December Surprise'
Satirical Political Report
• Cheney Reminds Bush He Has Pictures of Him Naked
The Borowitz Report
• Florida Announces Election Results One Day Early
The Borowitz Report
• GOP Backs Same-Sex Massage
The Borowitz Report
• Kerry Sets Timetable for Withdrawal From Joke
The Borowitz Report
• Prominent Male Hooker Forced To Step Down After Amid Accusations of Sex With Sleazy Evangelical Leader
Opinions You Should Have
• UN Votes to Invade U.S., to Stop the Spread of WMD
Satirical Political Report
• Bush and Cheney's Blunderland
MadKane
• Cheney Furious Over Release of Sex Tape; Calls Timing Politically Motivated
The Borowitz Report
• White House Courts Vote of Amnesia Victims
The Borowitz Report
• Obama Imperils Democrats' Losing Tradition, Party Members Fear
The Borowitz Report
• Rush Limbaugh Denies Going Off Meds to Criticize Michael J. Fox
The Specious Report
• GOP Pulls Offensive Ford Ad, Claims It Was Really Intended for Obama
Satirical Political Report
• Limbaugh 'Stays the Course': Claims FDR Faked Polio
Satirical Political Report
• North Korea Detonates 40 Years of GDP
The Onion
• Iraqi Leaders Call For a Moment of Violence During Ramadan
The Onion
• Baker's Iraq Commission Does Paul Simon - 50 Ways To Leave With Cover
Satirical Political Report
• Bush Says He Will Bake Up Tough Talk on Iraq with Even Tougher Talk
The Borowitz Report
• U.S. Questions Size of N. Korean Nuke Blast; Kim Jong-Il Says Size Doesn't Matter
The Borowitz Report
• Ode to the Garrish Katherine Harris
MadKane
• The Buck Stops...On Clinton
MadKane
• Name the Bush Memoir
Satirical Political Report
• Bush Urges Expanded Drilling of Alaskan Wildlife
The Onion
• Bone the Page
The Huffington Post
• Poll: Majority of Americans Fear Being Instant-Messaged By a Republican
The Borowitz Report
• Woodward's October Surprise: Thrust Aside by Deep Throat
Satirical Political Report
• Investigators Discover Dubya's Emails to Congressional Pages
Satirical Political Report
• Jacko Running for Foley's Seat
The Borowitz Report
• Parody of Foleys's IM Chat Transcript
The Poor Man
• Tenet Briefed Hastert on Page Scandal in 2001
Opinions You Should Have
• Hastert Clarifies Common Congressional Terminology for House Pages
White House.org
• The Dirty Dozen Foley Stories the Corporate Media Won't Report
Satirical Political Report
• Foley's 'No Congressional Page Left Behind' Bill Faces Uphill Struggle in the House
The Borowitz Report
• Mark Foley's Top Ten Obscene Emails to Congressional Pages
Satirical Political Report
• The George Allen Insult Generator
Slate
• Letter From Jesus Camp
Satirical Political Report
• Simon & Schuster Threatened to Bomb Pakistan 'Back to the Stone Age'
The Specious Report
• Bush's Statement on Pentagon Decision to Extend Soldiers' Mandatory Vacations in Sunny, America-Friendly Vietraq
White House.org
• Bush in Delicate Negotiations with Senators over Drafting of New Law He Will Completely Ignore
Opinions You Should Have
• Bolton Removes Ten Floors from U.N. While President of Iran Is Speaking
The Borowitz Report
• Disney Announces Grand Opening of Water-Boarding Theme Park
Satirical Political Report
• Hope, Crosby Families Critical of ABC's 'Road to 9/11'
The Specious Report
• Outbreak of Neo-Coli Threatens The World
Satirical Political Report
• Poll: In Match-up Between Hillary and Kerry, Most Democrats Would Choose Suicide
The Borowitz Report
• Administration Seeks 'Extreme Legal Makeover
Satirical Political Report
• Bush Clouds Issue With "Clarity"
MadKane
• Report: Majority Of Americans Unprepared For Apocalypse
The Onion
• Bush Vows to Google Bin Laden
The Borowitz Report
• Bi-Partisan Panel: Bush Losing Battle Against 'Errorism'
Satirical Political Report
• Senate Intelligence Panel: No Link Between Administration and Reality
Satirical Political Report
• Bush Addresses Nation on Anniversary of Political Windfall
White House.org
• Secret Pentagon Papers Reveal True Motive For Iraq War
Satirical Political Report
• NYC Unveils 9/11 Memorial Hole
The Onion
• Transcript of Bush's Phone Call Declining Debate With Iran's President
White House.org
• Help the Warmongers Help Themselves
Vanity Fair
• Draft of Tony Blair's Resignation Speech
Scrappleface
• Bush: 'History Cannot Judge Me If I End It Soon'
The Onion
• Top Ten Planks For The Democrats' Contract With America
Satirical Political Report
• The Rumsfeld Trap
MadKane
• Top Ten Matchups in a Bush vs. Ahmadinejad Debate
Satirical Political Report
• Taxi, Senator Burns?
Satirical Political Report
• Bush Urges Nation to Be Quiet For a Minute While He Tries to Think
The Onion
• Bush Vows To Keep Making Speeches Promising To Fix New Orleans
Opinions You Should Have
• The House of the Fallen Son
Satirical Political Report
• Hezbollah Leader Admits Mistake; Shows He's 'Bigger Man' Than Bush
Satirical Political Report
• Bush Lowers Expectations on Iraq to Moderate Fiasco
The Borowitz Report
• Historians Demote Bush To Dwarf President
Satirical Political Report
• Postcards From Ken Lay
White House.org
• Bush Promotes Iran to Axis of |
