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Compiled by Daniel Kurtzman
This Just In:
• Jon Stewart
responds to Sean Hannity's apology: "Nothing's worth sitting through
his show"
• Check out the
week's best late-night jokes and the
week in political cartoons
• Jon Stewart
discusses Lou Dobbs's decision To 'Go Palin'
• Take a look back at the
100 funniest pictures of the decade
• Stephen Colbert
demolishes Sesame Street's conservative critics
• The Onion:
U.S. Deports Lou Dobbs
• Jon Stewart
catches Sean Hannity falsifying footage to make protest appear
bigger
• Sean Hannity
admits Jon Stewart was right
• Take a look back at the
decade in seven
minutes, courtesy of Newsweek
• The Onion:
Afghan Presidential Election A Celebration Of All Forms Of Government;
Democratic, Autocratic, Despotic, Theocratic Ideals On Full Display
• Stephen Colbert
defends Barney Frank over pot bust kerfuffle
• Jon Stewart
mocks the use of leis, babies, and the Holocaust to argue against
health care reform
• Borowitz Report:
Fox News Reports: Millions of Grannies Flee U.S. as Death Panels Loom
• Seth Meyers and Amy Poehler
rip apart Goldman Sachs on SNL's "Weekend Update" for getting
preferential access to the swine flu vaccine despite massive shortages
nationwide
• Saturday Night Live
mocks FOX News's election coverage
• Jon Stewart
impersonates Glenn Beck, touts crazy conspiracy theories, cries
• William Shatner
performs a
poetic reading of Levi Johnston's Tweets
• The Daily Show
nails cable news election panels
• The Onion:
Congress Approves $500 Billion For Monument To Human Folly
• See
a roundup of the
10 funniest moments from Obama's first year in office
• The Onion:
Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck
• Here are some politically inspired
tricks and treats for Halloween, including Ten Spooktastic Daily
Show-inspired Halloween Costume Ideas, and Bill Maher's Republican House
of Horrors
• Jon Stewart
takes on the media and Joe Lieberman over the public option: "You
know what's worse than being sick and not having health insurance?
Having to sit through the Lieberman filibuster that kept it from you."
• Stephen Colbert
suggests
breeding master race to solve health care crisis
•
Did Arnold Schwarzenegger use a secret code to say "f**k
you" to legislators?
• The Onion:
Obama's Declaration Of Swine Flu Emergency Prompts Pro-Swine-Flu
Republican Response
• Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert get pumped up over
Bush's motivational speaking career
• Is there a more insane, delusional, and paranoid whack job in
America than FOX News Channel's Glenn Beck? Read this compilation of the
Top 10 Craziest Glenn Beck Quotes and judge for yourself.
• Levi will be
exposing his Johnston in Playgirl
• Here's what the
Revolutionary War would have looked like with lightsabers
•
Finally, an
accurate description of The Daily Show, thanks to a DVR screw-up
• The Onion:
Nation's Morons March on Washington State
• NotTheLATimes:
Obama Flexes Nobel
Muscles, Brings Peace to 'Lost'
• "The Rock Obama'"
beats up Senate opponents on Saturday Night Live
• There's a Rep for that: Get to know your Republicans in
Congress with this
snarky
iPhone commercial parody
• Bill Maher
looks back on the
year in ridiculous Republicans
• See the
10 funniest signs at the National Equality March• Jon Stewart
takes on
30 Republicans who voted against anti-rape amendment
• Auto-Tune the News
takes on the UN, Obama's Nobel, and healthcare
• Borowitz Report:
GOP Claims
Olympia Snowe Was Born in Kenya
• The Daily Show
takes on FOX for not covering gay rights march
• Jon Stewart
slams CNN for fact-checking Saturday Night Live while
allowing politicians to freely lie without being challenged
• David Letterman presents
Things More Fun Than Reading The Sarah Palin Memoir
• Watch Sarah Silverman's campaign to end hunger: "Sell
The Vatican Save The World"
• Onion News Network:
Obama to Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire
• See a funny ad from the campaign to
ban divorce in California
• Satirical Political Report:
Top Ten Changes Rush Limbaugh Would Bring to the St. Louis Rams
• Obama wins
every award on the
planet
• See our complete roundup of
Obama Nobel jokes
• David Letterman
presents the
Top Ten Reasons You Won't Win a Nobel Prize. #1: "Barack Obama flew
to Sweden to plead on your behalf"
• SNL
takes on
Obama's Nobel Peace Prize: "I Won It For Not Being Bush"
• President Obama
wins the Nobel Peace Prize, along with
everything else
• Stephen Colbert
skewers Glenn Beck for constant tears, conspiracy theories,
and general Insanity. Colbert comparing Glenn Beck to himself: "It's
like looking into a mirror…after you've done a ton of coke off it."
• See
South Park's best political moments, courtesy of Comedy Central and
Indecision Forever
• Borowitz Report:
Nobel Insiders:
Beer Summit Sealed It For Obama
• Hillary Clinton
intervenes in Conan O'Brien Corey Booker feued
• Borowitz Report:
NBC Pressures
Leno to Have Affair
• See
Politicians Gone Wild: Song and Dance Edition, featuring the 12 most
laughable song and dance routines of all time
• Forget Waldo. Where's Obama? See the
Best Wedding Slideshow Ever.
• The Onion:
Obama: Health Care Plan Would Give Seniors Right To Choose How They Are
Killed
• David Letterman
apologizes on the air to his wife
• Tom DeLay
drops out of Dancing With the Stars. Watch him
dance his last samba.
• Found:
GOP Caucus Theme Song
• The Daily Show
on
Chicago's Olympic loss: Jon Stewart: "Conservatives hate Obama more
than they love America."
• P.J. O'Rourke
offers the
Constitution in 12 tweets (hat tip to
Laugh Lines)
• SNL
hits Obama with sketch detailing all his failures in office, and CNN
fact checks SNL
• The Daily Show
hits Democrats for giving polluters a free pass on Cap-And-Trade
• The Onion:
Secretary Of The Ulterior Clearly Vying For Better Cabinet Position
• Paul Slansky
looks back at the
Preposterous Week in Review
• David Letterman's
late-night rivals
joke about his sex and extortion scandal. Jay Leno: "If you came
here tonight for sex with a talk show host, you've got the wrong
studio."
• David Letterman
acknowledged that he had sexual affairs with female employees and
that someone tried to
extort $2 million from him over the affairs. Watch the
video of Letterman’s admission from Thursday's "Late Show."
• Some are
asking whether Letterman should be shamed the way he has shamed
other public figures who have been involved in affairs.
• Jon Stewart
destroys Democrats for not getting the public option passed
• Which political figure are you?
Take the quiz at BuzzFeed
• Borowitz Report:
National
Association of Undertakers Backs GOP Health Plan
• Onion News Network:
Poll: Happy, Healthy Obamas Out Of Touch With Miserable Americans
• White House economic adviser Austan Goolsbee won the annual "Funniest
Celebrity in Washington" contest after giving a comedy routine in
which he called Sarah Palin a "wingnut"
• Leave it to Republicans to screw up another fine American
tradition -- the pin-up
calendar.
• David Letterman
presents the
Top Ten Sarah Palin Tips For Writing a Book
• Jon Stewart
schools Sean Hannity about history and the food chain
• Stephen Colbert
takes aim at the
relationship between legislators and health care lobbyists
• Jay Leno
and Bill Maher
read sexual emails from politicians
• In the latest installment of "New Rules," Bill Maher asks "WTF
Happened to 'Yes We Can?' ... Can we get out of Iraq? No.
Afghanistan? No. Fix health care? No. Close Gitmo? No. Cap-and-trade
carbon emissions? No. The Obamas have been in Washington for ten months
and it seems like the only thing they've gotten is a dog."
• Jon Stewart
defends the NEA and school children from Republicans and Fox News
• Saturday Night Live
spoofs Moammar Gadhafi's crazed and rambling U.N. speech
•
Take a horrifying look at the
Worst Political Tattoos Of All Time, courtesy of HuffPost Comedy
• David Letterman presents the
Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Spending $63,000 On Dinner With
Sarah Palin
• SNL's Weekend Update Thursday mocks Obama's media blitz, Glenn Beck's descent into insanity, and
Bill Clinton's secret tapes.
See highlights.
• Jon Stewart
mocks the media for
calling Obama "overexposed"
• Borowitz Report:
Mental
Patient Breaks into U.N., Gives Ninety-minute Speech
• Here' a
translation of Muammar Qadaffi's rambling UN speech, presented by
Funny Or Die and comedian Michael Hayne
• Jon Stewart
takes on the Values Voter Summit and the declaration that all porn
is gay porn
• Did Glenn Beck
kill a frog on live TV?
• Tom DeLay
shakes his booty on Dancing With the Stars. Oh, the horror!
• Will Ferrell, Jon Hamm
and other celebrities trash the Public Option in a sarcastic "Protect
Insurance Companies" PSA, presented by Funny Or Die• During an
appearance on the Late Show With David Letterman,
President Obama addressed whether recent attacks on him were
motivated by racism by quipping, "It's important to realize that I was
actually black before the election." Letterman presented a list of the "Top
10 Reasons Obama Agreed To Appear On David Letterman."
#2: "Said 'yes' without thinking...like Bush did with Iraq."
• The Onion:
George W. Bush Chuckles To Self Upon Thinking About How He Was President
Of The United States For Almost A Decade
• Bill Maher
rips Sen. Baucus's healthcare bill:
"I'm going to start going to town halls and screaming now"
• Statler and Waldorf from the Muppets
heckle Obama
• See a series of amusing parodies featuring President Obama
wielding a lightsaber
• SNL
lampoons Joe "You Lie" Wilson and explains how he came to make such
a fool of himself during Obama's health-care speech
• Lewis Black
takes on
angry outbursts from the likes of Joe Wilson, Kanye West, and Serena
Williams
• Watch a preview clip from "Capitalism:
A Love Story," Michael Moore's new film about the root causes
of the financial meltdown
• In the latest Internet meme,
Kanye West
interrupts everyone from Barack Obama to Joe Wilson to Sarah Palin• The Daily Show
slams ACORN amid corruption revelations
• The Onion:
U.S. Government Finds $20 Trillion Buried By Absentminded Reagan In 1987
• What do presidents
really say in private?
Obama on Kanye West: "He's a jackass." Bush on Sarah Palin:
"What is she, the governor Of Guam?"
• Here's a look at
what teabagger signs say vs. what they mean,
courtesy of BuzzFeed
• Jay Leno conducts an amusing
mock interview with President Obama.
• After a three-week hiatus, The Daily Show returns to
take on
Joe Wilson's outburst and
Glenn Beck and the Tea Party protesters
• A satirical activist group calling themselves
Billionaires for
Wealthcare staged an amusing
counter-protest at last weekend's Tea Party in Washington. With a
self-described goal of "profiting off of our broken health care system,"
the protesters carried signs that said, "Let Them Eat Advil," "Warning:
affordable health care may cause severe loss of profits," and "Cigna-Palin
2012." Watch their protest song "Let's
Save the Status Quo."
• Opinions You Should Have:
Kanye West Interrupts Delicate Senate Finance Committee Negotiations,
Scuttles Health Care Bill
• Bill Maher
challenges Obama: "Stand up for the 70% Of Americans who aren't
crazy"
•
Funny pic of the day:
Thank you FOX News
•
Take a look at
Joe Wilson throughout history, presented by Funny Or Die
and comedian Michael Hayne
• Tina Fey
wins an Emmy for her
Sarah Palin impressions on Saturday Night Live
• Want to see Levi's Johnston? Bristol Palin's baby daddy is
posing for Playgirl
• The late-night comedians
skewer Joe Wilson.
"It's not the Jerry Springer Show. You can't stand up in the middle
of Congress and say 'Oh no you did not!' What the hell is wrong with
you? He said his emotions got the better of him. Sometimes I want to
have sex with a hooker, but I don't!" --Craig Ferguson
• New Gingrich
accidentally names a porn executive
"Entrepreneur of the Year"
• Rep. Joe Wilson (R-Tourette's) is being widely heckled on the Internets
for yelling "You Lie" during Obama's address to Congress. Check out a
roundup of ridicule targeting Joe the Heckler, including choice
snippets from the new Website: Joe
Wilson Is Your Pre-Existing Condition.com
• See 13 classic
hot-mic gaffes caught on tape, courtesy of HuffPost Comedy
• Borowitz Report:
Wilson
Shouts 'You Lie' After Wife Fakes Orgasm
• The GOP family values crusader who resigned his California Assembly
seat after being
caught on tape talking about
kinky sex with a lobbyist is now
denying having an affair
• See the
Top 10 Presidential Speeches Interrupted by Hecklers, presented by
BuzzFeed
• Here's what the right is really afraid of:
Obama's zombification of our children
• Here's the speech Obama should have
given to Congress, if he had balls
• Watch "We're #37!"
-- a little song celebrating our position at #37 in the world in
healthcare.
• See Saturday Night Live's
best presidential impressions from the 1970s until today
• Slate has a compilation of the
zaniest details from Rod
Blagojevich's new book
• Paul Slansky
looks at the
preposterous week in review,
including the insanity of Joe Wilson, Michael Duvall, and others
• Check out our roundup of the
10 most ridiculous quotes by health care reform opponents
• Sen. Al Franken
draws a map of
the United States from memory
• YouTube video:
Hitler Finds Out Obama Will Address Schoolchildren
• Borowitz Report:
Sanford: Finally, I'm No Longer the Biggest Douche in South Carolina
• NotTheLATimes:
Nation's youth
acting suspiciously after Obama school speech; Socialist behavior up
36%, authorities say
•
In a Vanity Fair expose, Levi Johnston
calls Sarah Palin a phony who doesn't actually hunt and whose family
would laugh at her when she made an idiot of herself on TV.
•
Auto-Tune the News
takes on
Chuck Grassley over healthcare metaphors and Joe Biden's long-winded
speeches.
•
David Letterman
takes on Chris Wallace for his softball interview with Dick Cheney
•
A satirical
Internet hoax claims Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young
girl in 1990.
•
A health care protester
had his finger bitten off in the line of duty
•
The Onion:
Waletless Biden Found Handcuffed to Bedpost
•
Glenn Beck
is not only insane. He also
can't spell.
See him make a fool of himself on FOX News by accusing Obama of trying
to create an "Oligarhy."
•
Levi Johnston
says that he and Bristol were pressured by Sarah Palin to
let her adopt their baby in order to avoid public embarrassment/
•
Ben & Jerry's
new
Hubby Hubby ice cream flavor celebrates gay marriage
•
Onion News Network:
Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture?
•
Satirical Political Report:
Cheney Claims Detainee
Torture Was Merely 'End-of-Life Counseling'
•
The Onion:
Afterbirthers Demand To See Obama's Placenta
•
Full Mental Beck: Watch 12 minutes of the
craziest conspiracy theory rants you've ever heard on television,
all from Glenn Beck, all targeting Barack Obama, and all
delivered during the past week.
•
View a series of
editorial cartoons commemorating Ted Kennedy
•
Does the government release information to avoid Daily Show
coverage? Things are starting to look
a little suspicious.
•
David Letterman
defends Obama's summer reading list with a shot a Rush Limbaugh
•
They didn't call him "Tyrannosaurus Sex" for nothing:
memorable quotes by Ted Kennedy
•
Here's a look at
what real-life "death panels" might be like, courtesy of Funny Or
Die.
•
Jon Stewart
grills the originator of the "death panel" lies, calls her ideas
"hyperbolic" and "dangerous"
•
Watch
Bill Maher's
New Rule:
No Shame In Being The Sorry Party
•
Sen. Arlen Specter
mocks town halls, Viagra, and Sarah Palin in comedy routine
•
Check out a collection of
funny protest signs, brought to you by the town hall crazies and
other idiots
•
Jon Stewart
demonstrates how
Fox News has turned into the liberal media by defending protesters,
criticizing the president and shoving its values down America's throat.
• Watch
a tribute rap video to "Barney
Frank: The Original Original Gangster,"
presented by HuffPost Comedy
•
Onion News Network:
White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive Phase
•
Jon Stewart
gives props to Barney Frank for confronting a Nazi name-calling
protester, while Stephen Colbert stages a
debate between
Barney Frank and a dining room table
•
Britney Spears
appears in a bikini on the "Late Show With David Letterman" and
reads the "Top
Ten Ways the Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President."
• Rep. Barney Frank
rips apart a deranged
protester who compared Obama to Hitler at a town hall, asking, "On
what planet do you spend most of your time?"
• See the
10 Loudest and Most Hilarious Barney Frank Outbursts, courtesy of
BuzzFeed
• The Onion:
Congress Deadlocked Over How To Not Provide Health Care
•
Borowitz Report:
In Move to
Appease Critics, Obama Promises to Extend Health Care Coverage to Morons
• Jon Stewart
to Obama: "Why
can't you guys just stay's on message?"
• Tom DeLay
will appear on "Dancing With the Stars."
Let the mockery commence.
• Bill Maher
explores what a health care "death panel" might look like
• Jon Stewart rips the cable news networks for
giving airtime to the town hall screechers and treating them as
experts.
• Borowitz Report:
Bush Refuses to Read Cheney's Memoir, Calling It 'A Book'
• Jon Stewart
on
media coverage of the Clintons: Can the Clintons do anything without
it being reduced to a 'Real Housewives' episode?
• The Onion:
Congress
Beginning to Suspect Sen. Mark Warner Might Be Homeless
• Jon Stewart
takes on the town hall crazies who are orchestrating protests over
healthcare reform
• Worst Elvis impersonator ever: Rod Blagojevich is back, and
this time he does to Elvis what
he did to the Illinois governor's office.
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