FEMA Director Michael Brown as Baghdad Bob
"There are no unfed
Americans in Astrodome. Never!"
"My feelings - as usual - we will take care of them all"
"Our initial assessment is that they will all be OK"
"I blame CNN - they are marketing for the looters!"
"God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of MREs."
"They're coming to surrender or be tucked away in the dome."
"No I am not scared, and neither should you be!"
"Be assured. Orleans is safe, protected"