The 100 Best Bush Jokes, 2000-2004

Dick Cheney's Puppet

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"President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney are scheduled to testify before the 9/11 commission. I guess right now they're finalizing the seating arrangements. Should Bush sit on Cheney's right knee or his left knee?" —Jay Leno

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