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Actual Quotes From the Iraqi Information Minister
(aka 'Baghdad Bob')
"There are no American
infidels in Baghdad. Never!"
"My feelings - as usual - we
will slaughter them all"
"Our initial assessment is
that they will all die"
"I blame Al-Jazeera - they
are marketing for the Americans!"
"God will roast their
stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis."
'We have destroyed 2 tanks,
fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them
back."
"Surrender or be burned in
their tanks."
"No I am not scared and
neither should you be!"
"We have them surrounded in
their tanks"
Britain "is not worth an old
shoe."
Of U.S. troops: "They are
most welcome. We will butcher them."
"We will welcome them with
bullets and shoes."
"Washington has thrown their
soldiers on the fire"
"These cowards have no
morals. They have no shame about lying"
"They're not even [within]
100 miles [of Baghdad]. They are not in any place. They hold no place in Iraq.
This is an illusion ... they are trying to sell to the others an illusion."
"They do not even have
control over themselves! Do not believe them!"
"Faltering forces of infidels
cannot just enter a country of 26 million people and lay besiege to them! They
are the ones who will find themselves under siege. Therefore, in reality
whatever this miserable Rumsfeld has been saying, he was talking about his own
forces. Now even the American command is under siege."
"They tried to bring a small
number of tanks and personnel carriers in through al-Durah but they were
surrounded and most of their infidels had their throats cut."
"We made them drink poison
last night and Saddam Hussein's soldiers and his great forces gave the Americans
a lesson which will not be forgotten by history. Truly."
"On this occasion, I am not going to mention the number of the infidels who
were killed and the number of destroyed vehicles. The operation continues"
"We're giving them a real
lesson today. Heavy doesn't accurately describe the level of casualties we have
inflicted."
"I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have
started to commit suicide under the walls of Baghdad. We will encourage them to
commit more suicides quickly."
"Their infidels are
committing suicide by the hundreds on the gates of Baghdad. Be assured, Baghdad
is safe, protected."
"NO", snapped Mr al-Sahaf,
"We have retaken the airport. There are NO Americans there. I will take you
there and show you. IN ONE HOUR!"
"We defeated them yesterday. God willing, I will provide you with more
information. I swear by God, I swear by God, those who are staying in Washington
and London have thrown these mercenaries in a crematorium."
"Please, please! The
Americans are relying on what I called yesterday a desperate and stupid
method."
"They will be burnt. We are
going to tackle them"
"We blocked them inside the
city. Their rear is blocked"
"Desperate Americans"
"Today we slaughtered them in
the airport. They are out of Saddam International Airport. The force that was in
the airport, this force was destroyed."
"Their casualties and bodies
are many."
[On surrenders] "Those are
not Iraqi soldiers at all. Where did they bring them from?"
"Just look carefully, I only
want you to look carefully. Do not repeat the lies of liars. Do not become like
them. Once again, I blame Al-Jazeera before it ascertains what takes place.
Please, make sure of what you say and do not play such a role."
"Search for the truth. I tell
you things and I always ask you to verify what I say. I told you yesterday that
there was an attack and a retreat at Saddam's airport."
"You can go and visit those
places. Nothing there, nothing at all. There are Iraqi checkpoints. Everything
is okay."
"This boa, the American
columns, are being besieged between Basra and other towns north, west, south and
west of Basra....Now even the American command is under siege. We are hitting it
from the north, east, south and west. We chase them here and they chase us
there."
"By God, I think this is
rather very unlikely. This is merely a prattle. The fact is that as soon as they
reach Baghdad gates, we will besiege them and slaughter them....Wherever they go
they will find themselves encircled."
"Listen, this explosion does
not frighten us any longer. The cruise missiles do not frighten anyone. We are
catching them like fish in a river. I mean here that over the past two days we
managed to shoot down 196 missiles before they hit their target."
"Blair...is accusing us of
executing British soldiers. We want to tell him that we have not executed
anybody. They are either killed in battle, most of them get killed because they
are cowards anyway, the rest they just get captured."
"They fled. The American
louts fled. Indeed, concerning the fighting waged by the heroes of the Arab
Socialist Baath Party yesterday, one amazing thing really is the cowardice of
the American soldiers. we had not anticipated this."
"The louts of
colonialism."
"It has been rumored that we
have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have
any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait."
"W. Bush, this man is a war
criminal, and we will see that he is brought to trial"
"I think the British nation
has never been faced with a tragedy like this fellow [Blair]."
"The United Nations....[is] a
place for prostitution under the feet of Americans."
"They are sick in their
minds. They say they brought 65 tanks into center of city. I say to you this
talk is not true. This is part of their sick mind."
"They are superpower of
villains. They are superpower of Al Capone."
"Iraqi fighters in Umm Qasr
are giving the hordes of American and Brtish mercenaries the taste of definite
death. We have drawn them into a quagmire and they will never get out of
it."
"What they say about a
breakthrough [in Najaf] is completely an illusion. They are sending their
warplanes to fly very low in order to have vibrations on these sacred places . .
. they are trying to crack the buildings by flying low over them."
"Their forces committed
suicide by the hundreds. ... The battle is very fierce and God made us
victorious. The fighting continues."
"Yesterday, we slaughtered
them and we will continue to slaughter them."
"We will push those crooks,
those mercenaries back into the swamp"
"When we were making the law,
when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfathers of
Blair and little Bush were scratching around in caves"
About Bush: "the leader of
the international criminal gang of bastards."
About Bush and Rumsfeld:
"Those only deserve to be hit with shoes."
Source: Iraqi Information
Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf (aka "Baghdad Bob"), compiled by
WeLoveTheIraqiInformationMinister.com
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