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Iraq Jokes
Q: What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in
common?
A: Nothing, yet.
Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise program?
A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
Q: What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
A: Two days.
Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have
in common?
A: They both have Kurds in their Whey.
Q: What is the Iraqi air force motto?
A: I came, I saw, Iran.
Q: What is the best Iraqi job?
A: Foreign ambassador.
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
A: You only have to teach them to take off.
Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo?
A: B-52 ... F-16 ... B-52
Q: What is Iraq's national bird?
A: Duck.
Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where the heck those Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
A: None. They can't turn them on anyway.
Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their air force.
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