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Bin Laden and the Genie in
the Bottle
Osama bin Laden found a bottle
on the beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and
with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
"Infidel, don't you know
who I am? I need nothing from a lowly woman," barked bin Laden.
The genie pleaded, "But
master, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to this bottle
forever."
Osama thought a moment. Then,
grumbling about the inconvenience of it all, he relented. "OK, OK, I want
wake up with three white, American women in my bed in the morning. I have plans
for them." Giving the genie a cold glare, he growled, "Now, be
gone!"
The genie, annoyed, said
"So be it!" and disappeared back into the bottle. The next morning,
Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary
Clinton. His penis was gone, his leg was broken and he had no health insurance.
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