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Bush Country
A man walked into a cowboy bar and
ordered a beer just as President Bush appeared on the television. After a few
sips, he looked up at the television and mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest
horse's ass I've ever seen." A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood
up, walked over to him, and decked him. A few minutes later, as the man was
finishing his beer, Mrs. Bush appeared on the television. "She's a horse's
ass too," the man. This time, a customer at the other end of the bar
quickly stood up, walked over to him, and knocked him off his stool. "Damn
it!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar. "This must be Bush
country!" "Nope," the bartender replied. "Horse
country!"
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