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George W. Bush and the Jews
President Bush calls in the head of the CIA and
asks, "How come the Jews know everything before we do?
The CIA chief says, "It's simple. The Jews have an expression, Nu, Vus
Tutzuch (English translation: What's Happening). They just ask each other and
that's how they find out everything."
Impressed, George W. Bush says he personally
wants to go undercover to see how this system works.
So the president gets disguised (the hat,
beard, long sideburns etc.) as an Orthodox Jew, and is secretly flown in an
unmarked plane to New York where he is secretly picked up in an unmarked car and
secretly dropped off in Crown Heights, one of Brooklyn's most Jewish
neighborhoods.
As the president stands quietly on a busy street corner, a little old Jewish man
comes shuffling along. Bush approaches him and whispers "Nu,Vus Tutzuch?"
The old guy whispers back, "Did you hear
that putz Bush is in Brooklyn?"
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