I have the distinguished honor of being on the
committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument of George W. Bush.
We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was
not enough room for two more faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of George in the Washington, D.C. Hall Of
Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not
proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie,
or beside Dick Cheney, who never told the truth, since George could never tell
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest
Republican of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got
there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been,
and did it all on someone else's money.
George W. Bush Monument Committee
P. S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.
Joke | Next Joke
Political Joke Index