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George W. Bush Meets Moses
George W. Bush was walking through an airport
last week, when he saw an old man with white hair, a long white beard, wearing a
long white robe and holding a staff. He walked up to the man, who was staring at
the ceiling, and "Excuse me sir, aren't you Moses?"
The man stood perfectly still and continued to
stare at the ceiling, saying nothing. Again, George W. asked, a little louder
this time, "Excuse me sir, aren't you Moses?" Again, the old man
stared at the ceiling motionless without saying a word. George W. tried a third
time, louder yet. "Excuse me sir, aren't you Moses?" Again, no
movement or words from the old man. He continued to stare at the ceiling.
One of George W's aides asked him if there was
a problem, and George W. said, "Either this man is deaf or extremely rude.
I have asked him three times if he was Moses, and he has not answered me
yet." To which the man, still staring at the ceiling finally replied to the
aide, "I can hear him and yes, I am Moses, but the last time I spoke to a
bush, I spent 40 years wandering in the wilderness."
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