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Plastic Surgery Miracles
Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together
and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best plastic
surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist
lost 7 fingers in an accident, I
reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for
the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young
man lost both arms and legs in
an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years
later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a cowboy who
was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse
head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had
left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's
president of the United States."
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