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Bush Solves a Puzzle
His closest advisors came to visit Dubya at the
White House one evening and found him slamming down beers and whooping it up.
They were astonished since he had given up drinking years ago. When asked why he
was off the wagon, Dubya replied that he was celebrating finishing a jigsaw
puzzle. They smiled and told him that wasn't much of an accomplishment.
"Ah, but you're wrong. I did it in record time." When asked what that
record was, he replied that he had finished it after only 6 months. Again, they
told him that wasn't that great. "Oh yeah?" said the commander in
chief, "Well the box says 3-5 YEARS!"
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